Happy Valentime's Day Imgur!

Feb 14, 2018 4:24 PM

If you don't have anyone this year, and your parents are alive, CALL THEM!

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I'm sorry for those of you who don't have/want family on this day. https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.310897330.5697/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg If you want, I can be your valentine! Just send, i dunno, recipes and noods. Yum!

What if you don't have anyone this year AND your parent's aren't alive? Become Batman?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP's Mom is my valentine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't have a valentine or either of my parents

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would but my parents are probably too busy having sex!! Oh Valentine’s Day why must you crush my soul.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh look at you, complaining about your problems! This was about me! Stop making about you, mister Valentine's date!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As of October 29, 2017, I don't have either of these.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no thx

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Valentines Day can also be used to celebrate your love for your friends, family or pets! If you love nothing...you have bigger problems^.^;;

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom texted me happy Valentine's day. I originally typed happy vd day in response. Luckily I proofed it before sending.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh look at you, complaining about your problems! This was about me! Stop making about you, mister Valentine's date!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hoooooly onions. I feel this one hard.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aha, joke's on you! I don't have either!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a second I was like "Who the f*** cares?!", and then I remember "Hey! My dad is dead too! Fuck everyone else on Fathers day!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm still mystified why it should matter what day someone else says it is. "TODAY is the day you must do this or else & not a different day"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just found out my grandpa died this morning. Nothing says ‘Day of Love’ like remembering how much you felt for them...

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https://imgur.com/sSZTzu1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA! very nice!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never have a firstborn on Passover. I never have a Christ on Christmas. I never have a Columbus on Columbus' Day... They're stupid days.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, you can have pizza on national pizza day. no?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can have a president on presidents' day, too! ... Probably only once, but still!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom, who died of cancer 16 years ago, her birthday was on February 13th, so that's what i associate with this hallmark holiday.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never had a gf whenever VD came around but I feel like the year I do I'm gonna either blow it or just do something super different..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

..since I never got a chance to celebrate it with someone when I was in school

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What if I have no love and no parents?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

@OP you fail to realize many people have parents that are alive but are absolute shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, you shouldn't call them then. Dealers choice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not being a downer but I don't have either. Yet somehow I fight the urge to post "single and loving it" memes. Willpower!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I visit my grandfather's grave on valentine's day, so both?

8 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 1

This. This is what I love about Imgur. You all bad together with condolences for those in need, and they have the most upvotes. You go peeps

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Same here, except the funeral was today :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry for your loss.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I wanna read your story. Quit teasing me at work.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My grandfather, born 1909 died on February 14th, 2009. I visit his grave around that time every year.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm already going fishing this weekend with my old man. It's his favorite thing to do.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

props to you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck my parents. Hope they choke on a bowl of dicks.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! Nice try OP! Not gonna get me to feel sorry for those assholes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the first Valentine's Day since my mom passed - so it's also the first Valentine's Day that I'm an orphan.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and tomorrow will be the first February 15th since. You'll find thousands of ways to miss her - nothing wrong with that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I don't have a valentine & my father is dead. Yay me?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oeh, oeh, oeh, can I tag on? I can add mother's day!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its the anniversary of my father's death.

8 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 2

GG life

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus dude. I'm sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

:-(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. This is what I love about Imgur. You all bad together with condolences for those in need, and they have the most upvotes. You go peeps

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish i had as decent a relationship with mine as you seem to have had with yours

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too. I feel you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hugs <3, my dad passed shortly after I was a year old. Cancer sucks!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's my father's first birthday since he died.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch. Upvote for sympathy.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Blessings to you.

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

I dont have either. But my roommate got me tacos last night, so thats great

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I made this for you. Post it right meow. Happy V Day!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was real quick, wow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow indeed I'm here for the peeps and do what I can to help. :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My father died in October. I got my mom her favorite (chocolate-covered cherries) and flowers since he always used to.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's very sweet of you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They had their problems (as all couples do), but I can tell she misses him horribly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

:(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cancer sucks :(

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have either :(

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I have my stepdad and my Papa but I can't help but feel like I missed out on having a dad. He died when I was 3.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same here...

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll be your daddy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In that boat with ya.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here. Both parents are dead and I've been single for 8 years. :(

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm with ya, both parents gone, single for 6 years. Happy Valentine's Day to you anyway.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'll be your daddies. Two birds, one stone.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not really I thought that waa the appropriate response and had to get there before anyone else.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ditto

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Double ditto

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ooh baby a triple!

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