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130 pts · August 6, 2016


Can confirm. Gagged when I changed my newborn niece. Fathered baby girl, now all drool and vomit is adorable, even from other kids.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I’ve never seen this before... and I love it

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I use this recipe! My oven doesn’t give me the same crust as the pics. I just finish it on the stovetop.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is gumbo a food?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don’t eat fajitas?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's a flawed logic, why are you cooking peppers and not eating them?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

I FUCKING HATE THIS. "He's having a momenLETS GO RECORD HIM FOR THE LOLS AND INTERNET POINTS"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't speak for Costco but BJs sells 3lb chickens for $5, while Walmart/Stop & Shop sell 1lb chickens for $5. That's the real conspiracy

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He said NOTHING

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

6mo daughter was having a meltdown in the backseat. I pulled over just in time for her to puke all over me and instantly start smiling.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine would probably be reversed. Make you uncomfortable then buy you a drink as an apology

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Think of that paycheck thoooooo

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's just prepped for good snuggles

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Surgeons can nap when there's nothing to do. Truck drivers do not have the same luxury. Why it's legal for nurses go 12 hours no break tho..

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Ally offers 1.5% on $25k CDs, no early withdrawal penalty

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you save your money with plans to use it in another country, the exchange rate fluctuates over time, albeit not $10k/ day

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cryptocurrency noob here, but isn't it just like a nations currency? $10 US gets you X Canadian dollars, and $10 US gets you $.000001BTC

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I pay $111 out the door for 3 phones. Unlimited talk & text, 6gb data each with 1 month rollover. Can T-Mobile compete with that?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first plane hit at 8:46am EST

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rule 34

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Does that make Pornhub a social media site too? We don't come to engage in conversation, we come for cat gifs and funny comments!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Blocked in my country, go figure. USA...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had my one month old baby girl. Held her and cried for 30 minutes after it ended. I’m the dad.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, when it is meat, that color is red.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like the password says, "ooooorrrgyyy"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl throws up peace sign and spills her drink onto her laptop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A roomful of people just saw her vagina and most likely watched her accidentally poop herself while giving birth to that baby. She's good

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's going to be one of those "your face here" things for a Beatles exhibit at a local casino. It's not set up yet and is creepy as hell

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0