1771 pts · April 3, 2012
I like bad jokes, useless facts, cats AND dogs, music, photography, my VW camper, travel and exploring.
It’s “number of people”, not “amount of people”…
I once had a hungover poo that smelt so bad it pushed me over the edge and made me throw up...
The incorrect use of amount instead of number always irritates me...
This is what happens when ball games are banned...
Unless the number of people reduces...
Also my birthday... as it was the last time I saw this...
I thought that was exactly what I wanted to happen. Until it happened. Then I realised it wasn’t.
That's no dolphin...
Presumably they used catslock for the one on the right...
They're Haggis. If you look carefully they've got shorter legs on one side than the other - perfect for running round mountains.
I teach saxophone. I am stealing this. Thanks.
"How time feels..." or "What time feels like..."
Definitely eyeing it up for another bite at the end...
You shelldom sea a better clam related pub...
Definitely Barry Chuckle...
He don't want motherfucking Snapes on his motherfucking train (or bus)...
The Chuckle Brothers has really taken a turn for the worse...
You should try and move away from using escort services so often...
Made with true German precision - there was every chance you'd Fokker it up and make a Messerschmidt.
Apology appreciated and duly accepted. Yours Faithfully, the English language.
Righteous Otters, You Goad Beavers Into Vengeance...
That's because animals are better than people; FACT
This is possibly the first thing I've actually seen on facebook before imgur...
ICUP. The inner child in me still chuckles...
Depends what colour shirt you're wearing...
I always find it worrying how easy it is to break into your own house. I like to think it's just the insider knowledge that does it...
Who eats cupcakes with a fork?
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop...
This is amazing. I'm still chuckling.
It’s “number of people”, not “amount of people”…
I once had a hungover poo that smelt so bad it pushed me over the edge and made me throw up...
The incorrect use of amount instead of number always irritates me...
This is what happens when ball games are banned...
Unless the number of people reduces...
Also my birthday... as it was the last time I saw this...
I thought that was exactly what I wanted to happen. Until it happened. Then I realised it wasn’t.
That's no dolphin...
Presumably they used catslock for the one on the right...
They're Haggis. If you look carefully they've got shorter legs on one side than the other - perfect for running round mountains.
I teach saxophone. I am stealing this. Thanks.
"How time feels..." or "What time feels like..."
Definitely eyeing it up for another bite at the end...
You shelldom sea a better clam related pub...
Definitely Barry Chuckle...
He don't want motherfucking Snapes on his motherfucking train (or bus)...
The Chuckle Brothers has really taken a turn for the worse...
You should try and move away from using escort services so often...
Made with true German precision - there was every chance you'd Fokker it up and make a Messerschmidt.
Apology appreciated and duly accepted. Yours Faithfully, the English language.
Righteous Otters, You Goad Beavers Into Vengeance...
That's because animals are better than people; FACT
This is possibly the first thing I've actually seen on facebook before imgur...
ICUP. The inner child in me still chuckles...
Depends what colour shirt you're wearing...
I always find it worrying how easy it is to break into your own house. I like to think it's just the insider knowledge that does it...
Who eats cupcakes with a fork?
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop...
This is amazing. I'm still chuckling.