futureloislane

3213 pts · March 7, 2013


Don’t worry, Hero and Baymax can save us from these micro robots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a pregnant American, 18 paid weeks sounds so beautiful! Great to see a country supporting more time for families to spend together.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was too! The comments of him “being somewhere better scared me into looking into his old posts for hints of what happened.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you! I didn’t know I wanted to see it until I saw your post reminding me of him.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

David Duchovny, why won’t you love me? Why won’t you love me, David Duchovny?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inflation would have that as $197 in today’s value. Goodness! Yes, I would make my kid beg to get a toy like that!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were even ridiculously expensive back then!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I can almost hear the angelic “ahhhhhhh.”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a teacher and all of this is so relatable. Oh the dreaded full moon this week!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also pregnant and have cried twice this week about food. No embarrassment or guilt! You can’t help how you feel.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The best part of this post is the recommendations for using Netflix DVD.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is he covering his nipples?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Probably smells a little funky, too.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

My ankles started aching with fear when I saw the moon boots.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's in the box??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is a very large window for what appears to be in a shower.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does this remind me of Arrested Development?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can I look at this post or will it burn my retinas?

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Got the same paycheck as the guys on fire!

8 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

The man who killed his imaginary friend looks the most upset of all of these.

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

Moral of story: have them go! They will feel like they have superpowers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just had this done because I put it off too long and couldn't hear. It didn't hurt, kind of tickled. When it was done I could hear colors!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All I can think about is Fry's cup with the little handle that folds out. Haven't seen those in years!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy Schnikes!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They aren't called shuttlecock for nothing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome work!! I noticed you said it's because you've been eating more. Can you share the diet changes you made?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I request proof of this dance.

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

The "it" I'm sure refers to life, but I can't help but imagine "it" referring to a big dick moving in the background. Also accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0