funky3000

66 pts ยท March 10, 2014


Corgi puppy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saw the gif and my first thought was "wait whats wrong with his hand" then I read the description of the video and understood.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking miracle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like to play on Minecraft minigame servers and sometimes the hackers go out of their way to make it obvious and just infuriate others. :/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duh :p

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My roomies and friends got drunk/high in our first semester and attempted our own dickjerk algorithm on the whiteboard we had.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"God dammit"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alright, thanks for the alternate ideas guys. I'm known for thinking up really shitty ideas.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean relative to the surface. The path is curved, but you won't have to steer to stay on the path

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a sphere it is. Look at the internet usage gif, day/night borders are straight on a sphere, but this map is flat, thus it looks curved.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That looks so fucking inconvenient for everybody though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Acid's fun. I acted like I was 5 all day.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lighter sounds like something I'd find in MY backpack

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second to last is literally me except with weed instead of alcohol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FBI-2376

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yaaaaasss

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm in good financial status for once. How about let's not skip this year so fast.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bart is my spirit animal

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ballsack

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'd double boop the spooky snoot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am okay with this. I don't mind if we keep it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*mlem*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm about to go and get this stoned.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

My programming teacher copied a paragraph from github that, when googled, contained working code. Word for word. As a midterm question.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know I'm just an American pleb with shitty jokes :^)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Center is still spelled wrong

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"grass" "too high"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't always want to stick my dick in a car... but when I do, they look like this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know why the hell an iPhone is ranked among ACTUAL handheld gaming platforms.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh. Same thing happened to that nug in my pipe an hour ago. What a coincidence

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1