fucksgivenequalszero

1429 pts ยท January 21, 2014


I am an Aussie.

They used to call me Superman. While he had super vision, I needed supervision.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the wise words of Austen Tayshus. "Do you wanna go Anna" she said "I'll go if Ding goes"

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried this with an Emu once, it didn't end well.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you put shoes and socks on a Grizzly, would they still be bear footed?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

An Echidna and a Platypus, the only egg laying mammals on the planet. For those of you playing at home, they are called Monotremes.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The collective noun for Golden Retrievers is a Lode of Golden Retrievers, or at least it should be.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get the flock out of here.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Strange women lying in ponds distributing fish food is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I wish the front end on my car was as impressive as your front end.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls"

3 months ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Now there's a crack sportsman.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the elephant will ever forget this.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One time at band camp.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

40 years ago a girlfriend asked me which of the Gilligans Island girls she resembled, I said Mrs. Howell. She hasn't spoken to me since.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing that a quart of turpentine wouldn't fix.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the Russian judges have given her a 9.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Officer Anatoly.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very popular show. Photo I took of the campgrounds out the back.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That baby elephant will never forget that.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost a CATastrophe.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this about the cat walking around the pool , or maybe the the motorcycle riding on the footpath. Possibly the red car illegally parked. I don't see anything else out of place.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want fries with that?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not at all related to the Fruit bat or the Baseball bat.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we should begin life as a 100yo and age backwards. Get stronger and fitter as years go on. Play golf and relax for 30yrs, then get a job. Start as the President and work your way down to the office boy. Go to school for a while and finally finish life as an orgasm.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bambi salutes you.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A designer at Playtex came up with a sportsbra that held the breasts completely motionless, even when running. Six of his male co-workers beat him to death in the carpark.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Nevermore"

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0