1429 pts ยท January 21, 2014
I am an Aussie.
They used to call me Superman. While he had super vision, I needed supervision.
In the wise words of Austen Tayshus. "Do you wanna go Anna" she said "I'll go if Ding goes"
I tried this with an Emu once, it didn't end well.
If you put shoes and socks on a Grizzly, would they still be bear footed?
An Echidna and a Platypus, the only egg laying mammals on the planet. For those of you playing at home, they are called Monotremes.
The collective noun for Golden Retrievers is a Lode of Golden Retrievers, or at least it should be.
Get the flock out of here.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing fish food is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I wish the front end on my car was as impressive as your front end.
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls"
Now there's a crack sportsman.
I wonder if the elephant will ever forget this.
One time at band camp.
40 years ago a girlfriend asked me which of the Gilligans Island girls she resembled, I said Mrs. Howell. She hasn't spoken to me since.
Nothing that a quart of turpentine wouldn't fix.
And the Russian judges have given her a 9.
Officer Anatoly.
Very popular show. Photo I took of the campgrounds out the back.
That baby elephant will never forget that.
Almost a CATastrophe.
Is this about the cat walking around the pool , or maybe the the motorcycle riding on the footpath. Possibly the red car illegally parked. I don't see anything else out of place.
With a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Do you want fries with that?
Not at all related to the Fruit bat or the Baseball bat.
I think we should begin life as a 100yo and age backwards. Get stronger and fitter as years go on. Play golf and relax for 30yrs, then get a job. Start as the President and work your way down to the office boy. Go to school for a while and finally finish life as an orgasm.
Bambi salutes you.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked.
A designer at Playtex came up with a sportsbra that held the breasts completely motionless, even when running. Six of his male co-workers beat him to death in the carpark.
"Nevermore"
They used to call me Superman. While he had super vision, I needed supervision.
In the wise words of Austen Tayshus. "Do you wanna go Anna" she said "I'll go if Ding goes"
I tried this with an Emu once, it didn't end well.
If you put shoes and socks on a Grizzly, would they still be bear footed?
An Echidna and a Platypus, the only egg laying mammals on the planet. For those of you playing at home, they are called Monotremes.
The collective noun for Golden Retrievers is a Lode of Golden Retrievers, or at least it should be.
Get the flock out of here.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing fish food is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I wish the front end on my car was as impressive as your front end.
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls"
Now there's a crack sportsman.
I wonder if the elephant will ever forget this.
One time at band camp.
40 years ago a girlfriend asked me which of the Gilligans Island girls she resembled, I said Mrs. Howell. She hasn't spoken to me since.
Nothing that a quart of turpentine wouldn't fix.
And the Russian judges have given her a 9.
Officer Anatoly.
Very popular show. Photo I took of the campgrounds out the back.
That baby elephant will never forget that.
Almost a CATastrophe.
Is this about the cat walking around the pool , or maybe the the motorcycle riding on the footpath. Possibly the red car illegally parked. I don't see anything else out of place.
With a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Do you want fries with that?
Not at all related to the Fruit bat or the Baseball bat.
I think we should begin life as a 100yo and age backwards. Get stronger and fitter as years go on. Play golf and relax for 30yrs, then get a job. Start as the President and work your way down to the office boy. Go to school for a while and finally finish life as an orgasm.
Bambi salutes you.
Whale Oil Beef Hooked.
A designer at Playtex came up with a sportsbra that held the breasts completely motionless, even when running. Six of his male co-workers beat him to death in the carpark.
"Nevermore"