friendoftheprogram

329 pts ยท August 1, 2012


Germany, you don't get to be a country no more, on account of you keep attacking THE WORLD. What do you think you are, Mars or something?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

purple IS a color of skittle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think there's ever been an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey Luke didn't know! NO ONE KNEW!!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What is this, an Auschwitz for ants?

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Dear god, when do they say ribs?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

need a banana for scale

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sandra Bernhard is so ugly, I wouldn't Fuck her with Bea Arthur's Dick.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4