Dec 23, 2015 9:44 PM
DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
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HoosWillyJ
Still better love story than twilight
ScreamIntoAnEmptySky
Twincest is wincest
c0diferous
Incest is best
ThatOneGuyFromThatOneTime
*Kill Bill sirens*
swagbornslayer
The Lannisters send their Regards
brokenturtle
Alderaan: The Alabama of Space
DomitiSardin
kazuza
v
DrDresDog
Forget Han. Look at Chewie's face. He Knew.
Erkhyan
He also remembers that, up to that point, a Hutt and maybe even a Wookiee made their way to these lips before he did.
MaxwellMurder87
Here's a fun fact: you kissed your brother man!!
BurtMaklinFBI
Worst twins EVER
RocketPropelledHighFive
SPOILERS! I'm watching Empire Strikes Back tonight!
Tkeleth
The Lannisters send their regards.
nopo
In Leia's defense, she didn't know they were siblings at the time. Neither did Luke. Also, making Han jealous was the real reason she did it
DIsiahTBillingsClyde2
As a mobile user, fuck you and your extra small captions
Volimar
Better as a video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0
friendoftheprogram
Hey Luke didn't know! NO ONE KNEW!!
statetheobvious
Scotty still doesn't know.
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
Can I have some?
clydefroggyfresh
This post: If Imgur existed in 1980
SharksWithLaserBeamsAttatchedToTheirHeads
The Lannister family approves
IronChefKiller
ThisCommentIsHilarious
Ah, screw it!
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Later, though.
nosoupforoldmen
Where's the Jamie Lannister "Nice." GIF? It's always on posts like this.
OuroborosX
Earlier in this show, an abusive father tried to blow up his son's spaceship then cut off his son's hand.
FaceDownButtUp
And a talking frog convinced said kid to kill his father.
Win1forthegifer
+1 for your username
fencerman
I will be very, VERY upset if when Rey tells Luke she has a brother/cousin, he doesn't ask "You didn't kiss him did you?"
mrtrentoncomedy
I will be very upset if he DOES ask that.
Crawley
Rest in Peace Carrie.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Watch this. Just do it. http://youtu.be/x9g2DBk_OXA
AuroraNora33
https://youtu.be/FQRW0RM4V0k
banterlecht
That fucking music man XD
gnocchtastic
So worth it
jakeclub
I quite liked that.
Deadx1
Thank you. We need more imgurians like you.
Rasukai
Here's a better source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZ8T7IrtJA
soso456
The enhanced quality really do the difference
aBastardNoLonger
V
GuinnessAndScotch
Wookie for love in Alderaan places.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
You win the Internet. Hands down. Cerf, you can turn off the TCP/IP now, it's all over.
ceskill
I scrolled over a few posts, got the joke and came back to upvote. Take your dirty updoot.
Cowaboonga
OMG that was horrible...hehe. +1
IknowalittleIcanguesstherest
That is choice ... A-1 .... some fine punmanship.
tracereading
*Wookiee
kenobiwan
Wookiee* :D
thewhyteman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw
FarNorthFarLeft
Dear G-d that was marvelous you magnificent bastard.
StupidFatDaikini
this needs more points!!!
supersmashsisters
Sounds like a craigslist personal ad
BaldProfessor
You have been holding onto that one for a long time, haven't you....
Physicsteacher1986
Apparently in a galaxy far, far away.
ItsFRONKENsteen
GOLD!! Son, that's internet gold!!!!
HeroThatWasNeeded
*claps angrily*
Jramodarr
IWouldDoThings
Well..I mean... I have to +1 that.
Soggybandaids
You knkw, my girlfriend broke up with me today. I come to imgur for smiles. You gave me exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you
besserly
Take the upvote you ruthless bastard
falconca
Hope you look back to this piece of gold for the next year.
CarBENbased
Dat reference doe.
FrankJ7
CoyoteWill
NAMES!
pookieeatworld
angelus6
Fun fact. She wasn't suppose to be the sister hence the kiss before. Lucas was going to make another movie where he goes on a search for 1/2
His sister but decided to wrap everything under this movie so he made leia the sister.
anacctnamedphat
Wookie pah nub bitches.
Nice!
demodulated
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/ff/5c/d7ff5c670b952c431855aad336e326a1.jpg
paynis
Sa don tay!
MadameTreeTrunks
I swiped and returned just to see if someone made this comment. :)
Derkaderkaderka
Beautifully done
lisp
It doesn't even make sense, so no.
LarvaLamp
Your mom doesn't make sense.
if only you knew how true...
some1one
GentlemanScientist
"Looking for love in all the wrong places".
Yeah, but "Wookie" makes no sense here, that is the hallmark of a "real" pun.
FunkyPenguin
I got it. But Wookie and Looking don't sound that similar
Same vowel sound and puns are SUPPOSED to be bad.
steamingpileofshit
What is this from?
ClassyJacket
Star Wars (later retitled Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) and Start Wars: Return of the Jedi.
TheDogCollector
An American Werewolf in London.
ozzycats
Bible black
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Somewhere far, far away. But it happened long ago.
someriver
The Simpsons.
YourGiddyAunt
I hope this is a joke...please be a joke...
ReverendJ
Spaceballs
Demauscian
The movie
TheGrumpest
Lord of the Rings
FatMacAttack
Harry Potter.
mondoboss
The Chipmunks.
myusernameisdifferentichangeitallthetimewhynotfuckreddit
its from a movie called "Star Wars."
QueenCousland
Stargate: ROTJ, a series of webisodes showing the lives of aliens that weren't explored in the main series.
bachterman
star wreck - in the pirkinning
flamingosbeard
cinnamon toast crunch IV
Infestedfuckinwasteland
Riveting and delicious. Episode v is a little soggy though.
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Darude - Sandstorm
NoThisIsntPatrick
http://youtu.be/lQDvsf5lAp0
SkinDamage
Boogie Nights
FrederickMagnesium
star treck
dukeallen
Some obscure, badly written movies that no one has ever seen.
theytastelikeburning
Remember kids...Lucas still claims he had the entire trilogy mapped out in 1977. This moment of twincest was intentional. Dwell on that.
JoonasD6
I see no reason to dwell.
LiterallyYourMom
Yeah, no. He wrote a screenplay called "The Adventures of Luke Starkiller" and it was terrible, until producers rewrote it dozens of times.
Dominian
She just kissed Luke to make Han mad, when she was still defying his charms outwardly, while having fallen for him a long time agon.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
I thought that was disproven?
PsychoFoxx
Remember that Lucas is a big fucking liar.
Morebunnies
https://media.giphy.com/media/IUZtGhVO8hZ6w/giphy.gif
Sparks1729
I often do
IGotTheMusicInMe425
I heard that Leia was originally supposed to get with Luke, but Lucas changed it when Han became the fan favorite.
OverpricedCrayon
Thats the most believable theory i've heard.
Guitarino
He just wanted the plot twist to feel bigger.
ParsleySage
Lucas lied.
dubbelu
Han shot first.
Beegeezee505
Ewoks died.
reijigin
That's because George Lucas is a fucking liar.
Haha, I just commented the exact same thing. Ninjad.
kerms
This. He says shit that's such a blatant lie all the time. Like how he recently claimed Jar-Jar was based on Goofy (Disney).
InnocentReever8
Claims. I seriously doubt it
Mimsey
Everything we know about Lucas otherwise indicates he had nothing planned...
KidShenck
And some of the stuff he did have planned would have ruined it.
IWouldLickThat
Hey, that's not fair... the guy CLEARLY put a lot a work into that beard!
Josiahkf
Duh. Haven't you seen lost? Hugo was the weirdo that wrote this in.
AwkwardKyle
"Jar Jar is the key to all of this."
AdmiralBoneToPick
It's gonna be great.
Its like poetry.
TomaCT
*spoilers* but really the reveal of Darth Jar Jar at the end of EP 7 was well done!
chaoko99
I.. I don't believe you.
marsilies
Yeah, read the Secret History of Star Wars to see definitive proof Lucas was basically making it up as he went.
Dracco
it's so dense every single image has so much going on
SquirtleSquad420
I'd believe that he had very basic bullet points down. VERY basic.
freshoffthecouch
Apparently the whole Darth being Luke's father thing was one of many potential plot lines they were contemplating before empire
Mtumbe
So there probably was a potential plotline in which I-III was good, too? I'm sad now.
draco91
Except the characters didn't know about it at the time (in universe). So what's the big deal?
silver6kraid
Tell me, what would change about the trilogy if the kiss was written out of the film? If it weren't present would the series be impacted?
Absolutely nothing. It's an inconsequential moment within the context of the story.
Exactly, its pointless and only serves to weird people out when you find out Leia is Luke's sister in Return of the Jedi.
There is really nothing to be weirded out about though.
Oh, the characters are innocent. It's the writer revealing them as siblings...Lucas is the real freak here.
MileHighLivin
Yeah let me toss and turn losing sleep over that, like I haven't seen game of thrones.
peopleperson
WHAT? I'm shocked! SHOCKED!! Well, not that shocked.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
A lot of writers touch on some very taboo subjects all the time. The unintentional wincest thing is pretty tame, IMO.
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
Should we not mention the severed limbs fetish he has?
Ryebread91
Psshh... And we don't?
BurgerBuns
*enter George RR Martin *
gunterleeds
I mean, its not THAT freaky. Its not like they fuck or anything. They aren't even romantically involved in any way. Its just to annoy Han.
Kaysmira
Once in a while in real life, married couples will find out they are siblings or step-siblings. One poor woman married her own father.
Um... She should be looking for someone younger
Bigbear514
She kill her mother?
Valerie Spruill had three kids in her first marriage, then married an older man. She never knew who her father was growing up. The real 1/2
So you think every writer lives out their thoughts and fantasies through their work? If so, Lucas is a saint compared to many.
PSIhateyou
Now what conceivable merit would there be to writing about incest? Incest that no one BUT the writer knows about?
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Sometime you just gotta get your thoughts out, but not OUT out, ya feel?
Oblio
Oh god.... Tarantino. Can you imagine
Efreeti
His podophilia is blatantly obvious.
DoctorDelta
George R. R. Martin...
[deleted]
Deathfrombelow
VC Andrews, Poe, the list is enormous...
HoosWillyJ
Still better love story than twilight
ScreamIntoAnEmptySky
Twincest is wincest
c0diferous
Incest is best
ThatOneGuyFromThatOneTime
*Kill Bill sirens*
swagbornslayer
The Lannisters send their Regards
brokenturtle
Alderaan: The Alabama of Space
DomitiSardin
The Lannisters send their Regards
kazuza
DrDresDog
Forget Han. Look at Chewie's face. He Knew.
Erkhyan
He also remembers that, up to that point, a Hutt and maybe even a Wookiee made their way to these lips before he did.
MaxwellMurder87
Here's a fun fact: you kissed your brother man!!
BurtMaklinFBI
Worst twins EVER
RocketPropelledHighFive
SPOILERS! I'm watching Empire Strikes Back tonight!
Tkeleth
The Lannisters send their regards.
nopo
In Leia's defense, she didn't know they were siblings at the time. Neither did Luke. Also, making Han jealous was the real reason she did it
DIsiahTBillingsClyde2
As a mobile user, fuck you and your extra small captions
Volimar
Better as a video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQDvsf5lAp0
friendoftheprogram
Hey Luke didn't know! NO ONE KNEW!!
statetheobvious
Scotty still doesn't know.
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
Can I have some?
clydefroggyfresh
This post: If Imgur existed in 1980
SharksWithLaserBeamsAttatchedToTheirHeads
The Lannister family approves
IronChefKiller
ThisCommentIsHilarious
Ah, screw it!
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Later, though.
nosoupforoldmen
Where's the Jamie Lannister "Nice." GIF? It's always on posts like this.
OuroborosX
Earlier in this show, an abusive father tried to blow up his son's spaceship then cut off his son's hand.
FaceDownButtUp
And a talking frog convinced said kid to kill his father.
Win1forthegifer
+1 for your username
fencerman
I will be very, VERY upset if when Rey tells Luke she has a brother/cousin, he doesn't ask "You didn't kiss him did you?"
mrtrentoncomedy
I will be very upset if he DOES ask that.
Crawley
Rest in Peace Carrie.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Watch this. Just do it. http://youtu.be/x9g2DBk_OXA
AuroraNora33
https://youtu.be/FQRW0RM4V0k
banterlecht
That fucking music man XD
gnocchtastic
So worth it
jakeclub
I quite liked that.
Deadx1
Thank you. We need more imgurians like you.
Rasukai
Here's a better source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZ8T7IrtJA
soso456
The enhanced quality really do the difference
aBastardNoLonger
V
GuinnessAndScotch
Wookie for love in Alderaan places.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
You win the Internet. Hands down. Cerf, you can turn off the TCP/IP now, it's all over.
ceskill
I scrolled over a few posts, got the joke and came back to upvote. Take your dirty updoot.
Cowaboonga
OMG that was horrible...hehe. +1
IknowalittleIcanguesstherest
That is choice ... A-1 .... some fine punmanship.
tracereading
*Wookiee
kenobiwan
Wookiee* :D
thewhyteman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFDv_4oKsw
FarNorthFarLeft
Dear G-d that was marvelous you magnificent bastard.
StupidFatDaikini
this needs more points!!!
supersmashsisters
Sounds like a craigslist personal ad
BaldProfessor
You have been holding onto that one for a long time, haven't you....
Physicsteacher1986
Apparently in a galaxy far, far away.
ItsFRONKENsteen
GOLD!! Son, that's internet gold!!!!
HeroThatWasNeeded
*claps angrily*
Jramodarr
IWouldDoThings
Well..I mean... I have to +1 that.
Soggybandaids
You knkw, my girlfriend broke up with me today. I come to imgur for smiles. You gave me exactly what I was hoping for. Thank you
besserly
Take the upvote you ruthless bastard
falconca
Hope you look back to this piece of gold for the next year.
CarBENbased
Dat reference doe.
FrankJ7
CoyoteWill
NAMES!
pookieeatworld
angelus6
Fun fact. She wasn't suppose to be the sister hence the kiss before. Lucas was going to make another movie where he goes on a search for 1/2
angelus6
His sister but decided to wrap everything under this movie so he made leia the sister.
anacctnamedphat
Wookie pah nub bitches.
IWouldDoThings
Nice!
demodulated
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d7/ff/5c/d7ff5c670b952c431855aad336e326a1.jpg
paynis
Sa don tay!
MadameTreeTrunks
I swiped and returned just to see if someone made this comment. :)
Derkaderkaderka
Beautifully done
lisp
It doesn't even make sense, so no.
LarvaLamp
Your mom doesn't make sense.
lisp
if only you knew how true...
some1one
GentlemanScientist
"Looking for love in all the wrong places".
lisp
Yeah, but "Wookie" makes no sense here, that is the hallmark of a "real" pun.
FunkyPenguin
I got it. But Wookie and Looking don't sound that similar
GentlemanScientist
Same vowel sound and puns are SUPPOSED to be bad.
steamingpileofshit
What is this from?
ClassyJacket
Star Wars (later retitled Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope) and Start Wars: Return of the Jedi.
TheDogCollector
An American Werewolf in London.
ozzycats
Bible black
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Somewhere far, far away. But it happened long ago.
someriver
The Simpsons.
YourGiddyAunt
I hope this is a joke...please be a joke...
ReverendJ
Spaceballs
Demauscian
The movie
TheGrumpest
Lord of the Rings
FatMacAttack
Harry Potter.
mondoboss
The Chipmunks.
myusernameisdifferentichangeitallthetimewhynotfuckreddit
its from a movie called "Star Wars."
QueenCousland
Stargate: ROTJ, a series of webisodes showing the lives of aliens that weren't explored in the main series.
bachterman
star wreck - in the pirkinning
flamingosbeard
cinnamon toast crunch IV
Infestedfuckinwasteland
Riveting and delicious. Episode v is a little soggy though.
DicksTakeDickpicsWithSelfieSticks
Darude - Sandstorm
NoThisIsntPatrick
http://youtu.be/lQDvsf5lAp0
SkinDamage
Boogie Nights
FrederickMagnesium
star treck
dukeallen
Some obscure, badly written movies that no one has ever seen.
theytastelikeburning
Remember kids...Lucas still claims he had the entire trilogy mapped out in 1977. This moment of twincest was intentional. Dwell on that.
JoonasD6
I see no reason to dwell.
LiterallyYourMom
Yeah, no. He wrote a screenplay called "The Adventures of Luke Starkiller" and it was terrible, until producers rewrote it dozens of times.
Dominian
She just kissed Luke to make Han mad, when she was still defying his charms outwardly, while having fallen for him a long time agon.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
I thought that was disproven?
PsychoFoxx
Remember that Lucas is a big fucking liar.
Morebunnies
https://media.giphy.com/media/IUZtGhVO8hZ6w/giphy.gif
Sparks1729
I often do
IGotTheMusicInMe425
I heard that Leia was originally supposed to get with Luke, but Lucas changed it when Han became the fan favorite.
OverpricedCrayon
Thats the most believable theory i've heard.
Guitarino
He just wanted the plot twist to feel bigger.
ParsleySage
Lucas lied.
dubbelu
Han shot first.
Beegeezee505
Ewoks died.
reijigin
That's because George Lucas is a fucking liar.
PsychoFoxx
Haha, I just commented the exact same thing. Ninjad.
kerms
This. He says shit that's such a blatant lie all the time. Like how he recently claimed Jar-Jar was based on Goofy (Disney).
InnocentReever8
Claims. I seriously doubt it
Mimsey
Everything we know about Lucas otherwise indicates he had nothing planned...
KidShenck
And some of the stuff he did have planned would have ruined it.
IWouldLickThat
Hey, that's not fair... the guy CLEARLY put a lot a work into that beard!
Josiahkf
Duh. Haven't you seen lost? Hugo was the weirdo that wrote this in.
AwkwardKyle
"Jar Jar is the key to all of this."
AdmiralBoneToPick
It's gonna be great.
AwkwardKyle
Its like poetry.
TomaCT
*spoilers* but really the reveal of Darth Jar Jar at the end of EP 7 was well done!
chaoko99
I.. I don't believe you.
marsilies
Yeah, read the Secret History of Star Wars to see definitive proof Lucas was basically making it up as he went.
Dracco
it's so dense every single image has so much going on
SquirtleSquad420
I'd believe that he had very basic bullet points down. VERY basic.
freshoffthecouch
Apparently the whole Darth being Luke's father thing was one of many potential plot lines they were contemplating before empire
Mtumbe
So there probably was a potential plotline in which I-III was good, too? I'm sad now.
draco91
Except the characters didn't know about it at the time (in universe). So what's the big deal?
silver6kraid
Tell me, what would change about the trilogy if the kiss was written out of the film? If it weren't present would the series be impacted?
draco91
Absolutely nothing. It's an inconsequential moment within the context of the story.
silver6kraid
Exactly, its pointless and only serves to weird people out when you find out Leia is Luke's sister in Return of the Jedi.
draco91
There is really nothing to be weirded out about though.
theytastelikeburning
Oh, the characters are innocent. It's the writer revealing them as siblings...Lucas is the real freak here.
MileHighLivin
Yeah let me toss and turn losing sleep over that, like I haven't seen game of thrones.
peopleperson
WHAT? I'm shocked! SHOCKED!! Well, not that shocked.
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
A lot of writers touch on some very taboo subjects all the time. The unintentional wincest thing is pretty tame, IMO.
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
Should we not mention the severed limbs fetish he has?
Ryebread91
Psshh... And we don't?
BurgerBuns
*enter George RR Martin *
gunterleeds
I mean, its not THAT freaky. Its not like they fuck or anything. They aren't even romantically involved in any way. Its just to annoy Han.
Kaysmira
Once in a while in real life, married couples will find out they are siblings or step-siblings. One poor woman married her own father.
Ryebread91
Um... She should be looking for someone younger
Bigbear514
She kill her mother?
Kaysmira
Valerie Spruill had three kids in her first marriage, then married an older man. She never knew who her father was growing up. The real 1/2
draco91
So you think every writer lives out their thoughts and fantasies through their work? If so, Lucas is a saint compared to many.
PSIhateyou
Now what conceivable merit would there be to writing about incest? Incest that no one BUT the writer knows about?
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Sometime you just gotta get your thoughts out, but not OUT out, ya feel?
Oblio
Oh god.... Tarantino. Can you imagine
Efreeti
His podophilia is blatantly obvious.
DoctorDelta
George R. R. Martin...
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[deleted]
Deathfrombelow
VC Andrews, Poe, the list is enormous...