formerprosecutor

232 pts ยท August 17, 2016


what do you do?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

about WWII 3/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

didn't find any WMD's. The fact that the French were right is a non-starter to Americans; they will instantly reply w/ something vague 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Official response: Neither, really. We give bonus points to the people who joined us for Iraq, but we don't resent holdouts after we 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, kill it with fire.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i upvote your impending divorce

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

pretty sure its also a southern thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but you gotta emphasize the "h" in "white" almost like its "hwite"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

yes? wait no... idk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

acceptable alternative "pure American"

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

so thats how you type a lisp. thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As the official spokesperson for all Americans, I need you to clarify and I will respond

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

but dont beat him either? im confused

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

finally someone who got it. was hoping for a gif too be honest tho...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

chaos. so an orgy, sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is drowning in beer less terrible than drowning in water?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well chocolate milk...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

plenty of grass

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's arguably the most effective lannister

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

thats such a good prediction its practically a spoiler

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"proper bloody queue jumpers wazzunnitt" how about that? (thats how you say "wasn't it" in the East Staines massive)

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good beaches

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