flutterwry

490 pts · January 25, 2013


Holy shit, the crush I have on 2019 Tom…

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a fine salad, indeed - even better if you add a few bacon bits. They offer this (homemade, not coming from a box) in Berlin at Scheers Schnitzel - if you are there, give it a try.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Germany, there‘s a big argument about the right way to make potato salad. The south insists that mayo is a crime against humanity, the north doesn’t go anywhere without mayonnaise. And everyone has their own recipe, anyway. I make mine with fresh cucumber, egg and creme fraiche instead of mayo.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same with Germany. It’s a mess of cliches, but pretty much noone in Germany would eat hotdogs this way. Either it’s eaten boiled with potato salad (or maybe coleslaw) or eaten with mustard or ketchup in a crusty bun. Or we cut it, fry it and eat it with roast potatoes and fried egg. If a hotdog bun is eaten, we eat hotdogs with mustard, ketchup, crispy onions, pickles, mostly at IKEA. With sauerkraut and mash or potatoes (no potato salad) we eat Bratwurst, not hotdogs, neither boiled nor fried.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I padded mine with some protective fat, so it doesn’t get damaged.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the spirit! I like you.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8:16h in the morning, and we reached peak cuteness. I should go back to bed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There‘s a thing called Spanferkel over here. Tiny piglet roasted over open fire. It’s supposed to be delicious. (I could never eat that.)

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I want to time travel back to the blissful times before I read that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter is an anti-hospital, though. Makes healthy people sick. Leaving this sinking ship is fine, I just hope they don’t build a new one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I‘d love to see this.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That eye. Feels like whalebro is able to look right to the bottom of our souls.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Both way above his level. I‘d rather compare his IQ to an average echerichia coli bacterium. Dead and almost decayed.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I love you. ?1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is there, and in Germany at least many people, except die-hard antivaxxers, have it as a part of the six- or fourfold vaccine

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wowza! Where did you find the pattern? This thing is amazing!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. He might enjoy that too much.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he also rape a fan, abuse his adopted kids, have incest fantasies with his daughter and behave openly homophobic?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He‘s not. He is a rapist and a child abuser.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They ruined it themselves, I‘d say. Noone *forced* them to be homophobes, racists, rapists and abusers but themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did treat him like that.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google him. He has a genetic disorder which makes him look scary, which is probably why they got him. He came from an impoverished family.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Die Antwoord. Search for Zheanie and the interview with Tokkie, their „adopted“ son whom they exposed to drugs and porn as a child.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

This is absolutely amazing! Looks like you‘re the kind of sibling I would’ve loved to have. Skilled, generous and loving. Stay awesome! ❤️

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need such a washing machine, too, then. Want and need to lose 40 more pounds.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

> and pay the shitty bill — That is the issue. Love from Germany…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t mention Ms. Poopybed’s name. May she be forgotten and end up eating cockroaches in „I‘m a celebrity, get me outta here“…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex and me did see it in London We loved the movie and hoped it‘d be fun. Hadn’t read any reviews, which was a mistake. It sucked. A lot.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is my favourite actress, hands down. Especially the trio Bonham-Carter + Burton + Depp were awesome.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2