sharirus
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Jan 31, 2023 6:36 PM
sharirus
100710
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SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus
#3 it wasnt a real office, is the thing
MantisTobagganMD
#1 Well the sad part is...she 100% paid someone to do that to her.
RobJenkins
Tumbleweed gets everywhere
drduffer
I like these concise little mini dumps. Here: ⬆️
qtRaven
#1
HandoB4Javert
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
#1 The barber at home:
buttcheeksandwiches
#1 The higher the hair the closer to Jesus is a joke, Karen, not a goal
TheRealRhodry
#1
donthatemecauseimwittier
#9 Haha, you think that would stop me?
korndogg83
#8 you’re about to learn some harsh truths about shrinkage
Snooj
I think they mean the sweater will never be cleaned.
annonymouse211
#9 this would work because when you get so frustrated and hangry you murder everyone around you, you go to prison where food is too gross.
ShiftingPattern
I think I just want to buy #9 just so I can swap out someone's place setting at a fancy event where getting a new set would be inconvenient.
frederickfrancis
#2 I found my summer body, buried under 100 lbs of fat.
flutterwry
I padded mine with some protective fat, so it doesn’t get damaged.
zuken
#9 I don't get how this would slow down my taco intake
Raileks
clearly its for people who prefer pizza
woozle
twelvoclocklevel
'not just a swearword'
clamdriver
"Check out the big brain on Beth"
MrBobSaget
the four-period ellipsis is driving me nuts
twelvoclocklevel
MSGinSC
Who can forget their hit song, "She's Hoggin' all the Aqua Net".
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Lame fact: I grew up where Aqua Net was produced.
JohnBrooks2001
I grew up in the 60s-70s in the South and those hair hoppers were still very much around.Fun fact,they didnt wash their hair for weeks!
Notnomis0
We had pretty big hair in Colorado then, too. But we still ridiculed the Texas big hairs. OMG!
woozle
Rendova
"Why you so crazy happy to be here in Nam?"
DarthWaiterSE
Some of those old albums are unintentional comedy gold & others are like ... c'mon, man, you *knew* what you were doing ...
woozle
what kills me is, even without the stupid hair, they fugly
Idontspellcheck
The last one - I bet the spoon could hold a two pound meatball.
imakesoap
I could still scoop a lot of ice cream with that
SnaccAttacc
But could your stomach?
E39M5S62
So can your mom.
LoitninStroik
Right? They might slow me down a little, but I will 100% use them bitches to get more food in my face than I should have. Amateurs.
flutterwry
That’s the spirit! I like you.
catzmiyow
Yeah I could definitely figure out how to over-fill my piehole with those utensils.
penguinbutts
Turn 'em around and use 'em like chopsticks.
froxy
I dig your vibe, friend
FujiJustin
I dig your friend, vibe
Elchalpocabra
I vibe your friend, dig
JonnasGalgri
I, too, "vibe" his friend. ;j