flosser

9485 pts · December 28, 2012


Hmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese! 64 - gup, 63 - gup….

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The owner just graduated from college and his dog is walking along with him on diploma day.

7 months ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Let's see... "It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?" You stupid monkey!

8 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Also, the right way usually takes over 10 years, expensive, and you have to be extremely lucky in order to get on the list. If these people know what it takes to legally immigrate to America, they wouldn’t say what they are saying now. Or maybe they would, being soulless and unkind as they are.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Has

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s cheap. Here in KS, an adequate daycare center costs about $450 per week per child. If you want the one where they interact and teach your kids, you’re looking at $800 to $1200 per kid per week. And all of these options have waiting lists.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love it! But missing the phone numbers at the bottom.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don’t bring home any more crutches!!!

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Promote that man!!!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got some pizza in there?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Someone a fellow scientist should know.

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only victim is Moe!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that you, my friend Vector?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair point. I do eat it about 5 per year but when I do, it’s not bad!

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Entertainment company.

10 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Chalupa is where it’s at.

10 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

My dog prefers anything related to bath, showers, or washing to disappear from the face of the earth! If he can go without a bath in 50 years, he would.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dam. That’s a bit over 1 billion dollars as of today. I, too, have regretted not buying the 10,000 btc offered to me for $50 back in the day.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do the same thing for all the republican politicians in the US. Bunch of hypocrites cowards who like to suck orange balls!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coffee, please!

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Done it. It’s amazing! Pecan works too.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try making French toast with banana bread. It’s amazing!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Milhouse. Or should I say “Thrillho”?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the cruelty!

11 months ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

It’s like boiling the lobster. You have to start with warm water and slowly increase the temperature. This is just the beginning!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Even the natives are treated as crap by the people who stole their country (immigrants), what chance do we (as new immigrants) have on this country?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TONY!!!!

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They won’t admit it but yes, that’s exactly what they want and voted for.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1