fitzpatrickster

11822 pts ยท November 1, 2014


I'm not sure what brought you to this corner of the interweb, But you probably should be doing something else. Or maybe not, do whatever you wish stranger i'm not your mother

Just beginning your lusty argonian maid journey

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read weird as well but I'm not.. oh shit

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sometimes this site being mostly yanks is an absolute nuisance

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

They ruined England!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cheetahs get such a raw deal compared to other big cats :(

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

They really toned her down after season 1-2 tbf! She became way more likable.

5 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 1

I'd assume it's only when they try get out of the water, My diving instructor told me they're just fucking with you and playing in the water

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Head over heels in love with someone who barely knows they exist, like if u cry :'(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That man looks sick to the teeth of existence :(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ayyy fuckin blindboy boatbags in usersub

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Love the little look back from the wolf!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God tier comment lmao

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry friend I tried.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oopma loompa Trumpity doo.. Do the opposite of what the large oompa tells you.

5 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 10

Do they have some instinct or way to detect other bodies of water? Or is it just a case of yeeting themselves in a random direction?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They have an unbearable musk/stench. At least wild ones do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, and he feeds me!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please sir some of us want to eat breakfast in peace

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How much of a dickhead do you have to be to meander around not paying attention when a bull is loose?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking.... fucking kitten mittens??

6 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

What?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all that Mayo

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Prince in name Prince in nature, a saviour!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah he was definitely in the line of fire, fair play to him

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0