I got 99 problems, but being a humanoid crocodile ain’t one

Feb 7, 2024 10:35 PM

zoraniko

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The artist: https://www.instagram.com/k5fuwa?igsh=MW90aDRlbG45MTUxdg==

#9

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aaaw. Why the long face?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is gloriously stOOpid!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where’s the tail??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These are weird. I approve. Keep making awesome weirdness.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@bullseyecherry32

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v

2 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 0

"Oh no! He's just...too...sexy!"

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why the long face?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

i say this all of the time at work. all of the time. except i drop the “might be” and just skip right to “your mouth is the problem.” because it is 99% of the time.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn I love the instrument ones so much!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least you'll never have a heart attack.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of ridiculousness that makes me love the Internet

2 years ago | Likes 490 Dislikes 1

Yeah, true. There's weird shit and then there's shit that's....weird.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yet another goofy thing that makes me inexplicably sad

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wut 😆

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had no idea :_(

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve never been so sympathetic toward an alligator (or a crocodile?) until now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be hard, being a crocodile

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 - Don't let his awaken something in me, don't let this awaken something in me, don't let this awa.....ahh fuck

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just beginning your lusty argonian maid journey

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh I began that a long time ago, still eagerly anticipating book 3 in TES 6

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it awakens something in you it's probably gonna be vore-adjacent

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I was Codi Vore-adjacent

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I really wanted another season

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uhh... what

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The man that lives in lizard man's mouth wishes to talk because he is trying to find the wizard who stole his head.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

uh, ok

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's a legitimately great show, in spite of what it sounds like haha

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But did he die?

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No she's fine, a large muscular woman restores her face later on

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dorohedoro

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She lives but is traumatized by the event and develops amnesia. Buff wizard lady restores her face later on and she regains her memory of the event after being attacked by a zombie baseball player and temporarily turns into a dinosaur.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Buff wizard lady... I'm listening.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ughh… spoilers

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I love that while sure, technically they were spoilers, knowing all that really doesn't actually tell you much at all

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dorohedoro is fantastic.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Show is such a trip. Love it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Noin is best girl.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Reminder gentleman if you're bringing your gf for Valentine's Day (next Wednesday) and you're giving her jewelry like necklace/earrings , present it BOX OPEN!! Also, if you're doing something the weekend afterwards: tell her THIS weekend, do something small on Wednesday <--instant guaranteed panty drop, then bring her out. If you're doing something this weekend, do something small on Wednesday too, future marriage or not, she'll think of you on her death bed as the one that got away

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 I get it now. Im not re-writing all that but now that I need make a PS--whatever day you're going out make a reservation and flower order NOW

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A slice of cheese suffice

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes. Throw a Baybel at her face and scream Pokeman GO! Believe me the bar is so far low set, she'll talk about it on Instagram like "he lovingly brought the European delicacy, a fine hard cheese from France, directly to my lips as he chanted an ancient cry "

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please be 18+.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Let's just all agree that she is, otherwise we are terrible people.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Rachel Pizzolato?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a tall person I respect her bravery in wearing roller-skates

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

I like the way this has NOTHING AT ALL to do with the post....and the wobbly

2 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 4

This human also has to go to the bathroom, but cannot.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

I feel like she's much too young to admire the wobbly.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

idk, maybe. im in my 40s. anyone under 32 looks like a teenager to me /shrug

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0