firstdayofyourlife

1016 pts ยท July 21, 2013


something, something, yeah.

Glad I wasn't the only one but can't believe how far down I had to scroll ffs

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This will never not be funny!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

good catch.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're damn right I looked at every single one. You earned your upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck downvotes this!?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, wait. That was like 8 minutes ago. Prepare for the upvotes, I guess!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such an underrated comment. Fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

While I see the point, in heavy traffic it means that more vehicles are passing (unsafely) in the right lane. The lesson's ineffective.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Arizona. I winced.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

after i got the reference, i had to come back just to upvote you. cheeky.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

We just put my basset down a couple weeks ago, he was 15. My heart goes out to you both.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So.. then you don't know how insuring art/selling art works.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Lol take your upvotes and be happy then? Calling people names when they don't get your "joke" is worse than not wearing socks with sneakers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or just agreed with the whole no socks thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It sounded like a joke ending in a serious question to me, so maybe your joke game was off today? Happens to the best of us.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does it feel or what does it feel like. You cannot have both! I'm too busy being upset over that to be worked up about the giant shoe.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any reputable pest control service will tell you "We don't touch bees." So stop getting pissed at customer service reps and call a beekeeper

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is a girl.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Mine too and I don't even watch the show...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The ONLY person to say this so far, thank you! It gives these breeds such a great workout!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm from Phoenix too and you're totally right .. but still, the guys that hit their brakes on the freeway when it starts to sprinkle...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My personal favorite is The Ringer. "When the fuck did we get ice cream?"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're from a tipping country: you're an asshole. If you're not: jobs that take tips here take them because the base pay sucks.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At that point, it isn't really about the sport. It's about a gambling addiction. Just saying.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TIL i'm that type of nigga. :|

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

YES, thank you. i was too drunk to upload this hours ago.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Third from the last freaks me out every time because I have the same blanket as in the after shot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They might have seen him later and she recognized him.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0