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I've never been so drunk that I tried to drink a napkin....
Sep 29, 2018 9:25 PM
figmeant
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I've never been so drunk that I tried to drink a napkin....
ImTheGodOfHellfire
Then you haven’t tried hard enough.
TheTruthHurts51
Bret Kavanaugh at Yale right before attempting a devil's triangle where he will boof the girl.
siler7
TASTES GREAT
Bacicot
This one’s a little dry, with a strong nose.
D33RLORD
Bahaha. He turned it around and tried again.
d0uble0h
I once got so drunk I tried to open my front door with my inhaler.
justdid
I am NOT partying hard enough
Jerojero
One time I was so drunk I tried to eat smoker wood chips... it took me 3 chips to figure out they weren’t ruffles
cactuskid1956
Fake news
iwarthan59
I’ve been there but with weed
Jupman
Are these the types that drive and do 120mph
awhitty1
I've been there
anddeathithinkisnoparenthesis
I love that he straightens the can though. Drunk, but with manners. No one likes a mess.
MostlyToasty24
How do people stay on their feet at that level. I fall asleep way before I get that drunk
thugg77
so tuesday
HeDaGeiBoi
How to know someone is blacked out on autopilot: their eyes are closed.
gustavohollow9
Brazil is number 1
DurgaSyn
I watched my dwarf friend try to drink a french fry once. Good times.
TacoFox
I bet he's got dry mouth.
BlueCat1
I’ve gotten halfway through doing this (tho it was a salt shaker, not a napkin holder) and I wasn’t even drunk.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
One sip - ok, we all fuck up. Second sip - dude....
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
Of all the drugs, it’s this vile shit that was elected to be the internationally sponsored legal drug of choice for the populace? Insane...
saboten13
I love how upon closer inspection, the solution is to try drinking it again
emptyammocans
And staged.
creamedLead
I have done that before.
eulomelo
BRASIL!!!
LuckyJynX
Plot twist bartender said : try this drink!
BeeTheFlower
Hello darkness, my old friend!!
ReturnOfActionCheese
Goes down smooth
galapas
MysteryHamSandwich
Well. They’re for sensitive palettes.
galapas
The person recording clearly saw it coming.
MrPuckett
Been there. Blew a .42 when I went to jail in the spring time. Lifelong addict/alcoholic, have been sober ever since!
LuckyJynX
Congratz, keep it sober!
KittenItaly
That's awesome to hear. My uncle has been an alcoholic as long as I've known him. He's been told he could only have a couple years left(1/2)
KittenItaly
at 54 and just won't stop despite how much it upsets my Aunt. I've lost all respect for him. You I respect, good luck, stay strong.
ImSorryFriend
Holy shit, I didn't think that much was survivable.
MrPuckett
Yeah the COs say it was the highest they had seen (discounting some suicide attempts) I remember it all pretty well...unfortunately.
galapas
I have heard speak of the ‘.500 Club’ for those that are fortunate enough to live.