3082 pts ยท April 30, 2013
I'm an old man with a long, white beard and two growths sticking out of my ears.
No such thing.
He wasn't before. Now he is. God got him.
Dog just lovin' all the attention. Owner only takes him out so he don't mess her car.
Reminds me of the people who could make incredible drawings with an Etch-a-Sketch.
"His" balcony?
Having finally got the signal to so from their home planet, cats everywhere all killed the nearest human...and the next...and...
Mothers will die for you, kill for you, and french kiss you to pass drugs in jail...
Height i not always an advantage.
Southside Virginia speedbumps being grown...-organically!
I thought they all were!
At first, I thought they were all... you know.....
Others, who need to heed the warnings, will not understand.
And thats why cats rule the world.
"The Feline Fly, now-forgotten sequel to the original "The Human Fly.""
The fifth one is the prequel to 'Sleeper' I guess.
Is there always a car following Demi? Does the traffic just naturally clear for Beyonce?
Lassie's evil twin just killed Timmy!
Only the NSA knows for sure.
Just to make sure, touch that loose wire down there.....
He disapproved of this posting.
And camels. Don't forget camels.
If she laughs long enough, the "perfect face" starts to crack and slid off.
Hmm.... Maybe I should grow one.... (One day later) Where's that razor?
Bet they won't get caught dead swingin' on a traditional swing in the rain....
Later, she looks over the tape of the broadcast, and her face turns as red as the costume.
"One of these things is not like the others/Which one is it-do you know?/If you guess which thing is not like the others..."
Direction unclear. It is not pointing towards magnetic north.
Only works with total immersion. Have to come up with something else if only sprinkled.
Do you even dog-paddle?
It took her twenty minutes to process it and respond.
No such thing.
He wasn't before. Now he is. God got him.
Dog just lovin' all the attention. Owner only takes him out so he don't mess her car.
Reminds me of the people who could make incredible drawings with an Etch-a-Sketch.
"His" balcony?
Having finally got the signal to so from their home planet, cats everywhere all killed the nearest human...and the next...and...
Mothers will die for you, kill for you, and french kiss you to pass drugs in jail...
Height i not always an advantage.
Southside Virginia speedbumps being grown...-organically!
I thought they all were!
At first, I thought they were all... you know.....
Others, who need to heed the warnings, will not understand.
And thats why cats rule the world.
"The Feline Fly, now-forgotten sequel to the original "The Human Fly.""
The fifth one is the prequel to 'Sleeper' I guess.
Is there always a car following Demi? Does the traffic just naturally clear for Beyonce?
Lassie's evil twin just killed Timmy!
Only the NSA knows for sure.
Just to make sure, touch that loose wire down there.....
He disapproved of this posting.
And camels. Don't forget camels.
If she laughs long enough, the "perfect face" starts to crack and slid off.
Hmm.... Maybe I should grow one.... (One day later) Where's that razor?
Bet they won't get caught dead swingin' on a traditional swing in the rain....
Later, she looks over the tape of the broadcast, and her face turns as red as the costume.
"One of these things is not like the others/Which one is it-do you know?/If you guess which thing is not like the others..."
Direction unclear. It is not pointing towards magnetic north.
Only works with total immersion. Have to come up with something else if only sprinkled.
Do you even dog-paddle?
It took her twenty minutes to process it and respond.