fester9

4730 pts · July 25, 2016


…who’s letting your kid play on the iPad all day? Huh? HUH!? Who’s not telling the kid to go outside and play?! HMM?!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope everyone involved with the creation and distribution of that song is cursed with eternally moist socks and they step on at least 1 LEGO everyday.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He looks so much like my Bandit. Please. Please keep and treasure that little creature. I only had Bandit for alittle over a year but his passing left a hole in my heart that will never heal. He’s been gone for more than 2 years and I still cry whenever I think of him.

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Benjamin Franklin was a notorious poon hound. He even wrote a book which was just a semi-serious manual for young men on how to seduce older women.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck is a news article censoring ITS OWN FUCKING HEADLINE!? We are beyond the pale, TikTok is fucking cancer.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice love all the OF ads stuffed into this dump. Totally not weird or bot like.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Look like sand bags with nipples and veins painted on them.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aw leave those poor hibernating Harvestmen alone, they ain’t hurting nobody.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think you are immune to propaganda, you are not.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just to clarify I’ve been behind Bernie and universal healthcare for more than a decade. But #1 ? That’s one that makes me think “y’know, some exceptions might not be a bad idea.”

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1000 years from now Anthroplogy students are going to be learning about stuff like this and wonder if the micro plastics had us just straight tripping balls 24/7

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sort of collusion. Insurance companies high-ball the price of covered procedures cause hospitals have the power to negotiate a lower price. The next go round the insurance goes alittle bit higher so they get slightly more. Round and round it goes till a nurse giving you two Advil costs $400 fucking dollars. No im not fucking joking.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it’s not exclusive but here in the Deep South the percentage of women that wear it and are not gay is vanishingly small lol.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And unfortunately, as a man, that aesthetic is exactly my type. Goddamn cruel world.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’m thinking of the mechanic being paid to work on it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was about to say that looks like an absolute maintenance nightmare.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#9 what’s the song? It’s so familiar but I can’t place it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those arent boobs they’re moobs. Entirely different species.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The song is Who You Share it With by Layup

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A man needs a name

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you’re gonna fight then fight like you’re the third chimpanzee on the ramp to Noah’s ark, and it just started raining.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s only so cheap because fossil fuel companies have to do SOMETHING with all the byproducts of cracking crude oil to get out the fuel bits. Remember the “save the Amazon” crap from 20+ years ago that encouraged everyone to use disposable plastic instead of paper? That was straight oil company propaganda so they could offload all their plastic waste onto the public in the form of plastic bags, styrofoam plates, etc.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Estimates put it around 35 t… oo few.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the same dude that hosted Unsolved Mysteries just way younger?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This whole screams AI. Why is he there? Why is there a dude off to his right in just a white shirt and red tie that does nothing? Why does he put on the medal with no fuss even though he could not have seen it coming? Cmon this is absolute bullshit.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 14

I have asserted this proposition to people of faith who, I believe, engaged with it in good faith. Every single time they would fall back to “reality exists” or “life exists” and therefore that is proof of intelligent design and therefore proof of a creator. It’s a non-starter if you want to engage in a dialogue of someone that is still deeply in the church.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also store brand tomatoes are bred to be more resistant to bruising caused by automated harvesting, which also makes them less tender and juicy.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wtf does this do to help anyone feel less lonely? “Ooh look a pretty celebrity to remind you you’re still fuckin alone” Fuck off shit head.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Having finally watched Monty Python not too long ago… I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I didn’t find it all that funny.

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