fayzai

1359 pts · October 4, 2015


It's funny because the Chinese translation under literally says I *like* a cup of a coke and a hamburger. It sounds weird in both languages.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs to be higher. Fuck fake news.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And further less impressive when you realize it was delivery, not digiorno.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm more of a trinity guy myself but hey, to each their own

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was mainly to avoid piracy, I believe

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, just a genital pun.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What's he going to snack on afterwards if he uses a fleshlight?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Now I know what hentai you watch

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably better than an asshole

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Would've been better if he kicked a block out the middle and the tower remained unmoved.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But he definitely pulled his leg

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Creative things to say during sex

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what I'm hearing is an opening for a new Guinness World Record.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A McRib

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fat ass thought it was a cheese puff curl.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stroking himself by her right temple.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The Father Lord*

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Titty

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

冻住!不许走!

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Because he has brown skin.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it 情绪化沟通?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Done. /a/fKvVsth

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Because she's a pussy

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Teen Laqueefa

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just went there last month

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because he couldn't walk normally.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

My friend did exactly that. It was enough on paper for another accounting firm to hire him after busy season ended. Not easy but doable.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Or Iroh when he found out Ozai was chosen to be firelord despite being the first born.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget about if I dig it. Hell, just by looking at some of these photos, I can already feel it digging into my crotch.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0