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Contradictions
May 31, 2017 11:06 PM
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PartyOverImOut
Narrator: and here we have a baby meme just hatching. Will it survive the wilds of the interwebs? Only time will tell.
KjTheLightning
(if you didn't realize yet, it means you're doomed to fail and learn from that)
QuestionableLifeChoices
phunkiejunkie
I locked my key in a safe; if only the safe were open, then I wouldn't need the key.
RobertEmmet
Why did the strayans seize control of the meme part way through?
lethologica1
To be less depressed you need to not be so harsh on yourself
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Contradiction Cat
casweb
Sounds like that song from that one guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZxx72er2U
LivingDecomposition
Everybody is bad at everything before they're good at anything.
crash217
ThatCrazyIrishMan
illogicalphallusies
Corrections: 1. To get a lot of followers, make a popular comment on a popular post. 2. Count any practical learning from school as EXP. 1/?
illogicalphallusies
(2/2) 3. Take the fucking bus til you can afford a car. 4. Invite a single friend over, and increase the # of people gradually.
mybliss
Is that a new meme emerging? Whoa ...
MoistenedAnus
No, this is old.
fizix00
is that an old meme emerging? whoa...
fayzai
1) Keep posting good things and people will begin to follow. 2) Volunteer to get experience. 3) Walk, bike, take a bus.
ObviousInPhysicalForm
It's a meme you dip
ThatWeirdFriendEveryoneHas
Volunteering is hard when you can't afford to feed yourself and don't have the energy for menial non-paying tasks
Beeeeeeeees
Too bad I'm too busy in a shit job making money to volunteer
imakeeper
Quit iiiitttt! You're ruining the whining!!
Setekhx
Volunteering doesn't do shit when you're outside of high-school
imakeeper
If you can find a way to volunteer in the field you want to work, it sure does. At my job we hire from our volunteer pool all the time.
skinsock
Went to an employment agency, they said my 3 months work experience at this 1 job is useless to an employer because it's too short.
skrimpypimpy
That's why everyone lies on their resume
Muttons1337
That's true
ReverandNick
Wrong, 3 month internship got me 70k a year
ReverandNick
Bummer, 3 month internship got men 70k job
skinsock
You lose some you win some
OliverClothesoff70
You have 70,000 jobs?!? Share a little, dude!
MundaneFinality
Internship is totally different. Thats basically 3-month paid interview.
ReverandNick
I got the job from a different company than the one I interned for
skinsock
Volunteering gets you nowhere, only reason my friends get jobs is because their family hook them up.
TRPGexplain
80% of jobs are never poated and are aquired by networking. Simple as that.
bronto44
I also read that post +1
gakio12
This is legit. I tell people this who are trying to find a job, but they don't want to network.
DeusExSpockina
Fuck networking, I'm an introvert. I don't want to get to know more than 5 people at any given time.
cuttlefishsticks
Everyone says to network, but how? Where do you even start?