fauxfrog

269 pts · October 7, 2011


They're both LBJs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I stop paying attention, I find about some newer, weirder slug thing that has apparently existed this entire time and I love it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All praise be to Aëyloësköal, Harbinger of Death, Weigher of Souls, Bargewoman of the River Styx.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has been bothering me for thirteen years.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm still not over the fact that Adam brings back the Bentley and the bookshop, but Hastur remains a widower.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You absolute maniac.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel like maybe we should be praying TO her...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, the man could be inside any of our couches right now--that's fucking terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But if they missed that call because they were on another, but less severe, human-based call... ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And her mother learning to let her hair down and be less strict-- basically becoming more like each other. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You should try again. The overall message is about compromise, with Merida learning to become more mature, less reckless 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go in expecting another demon possession movie. Suddenly: SNAKES!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also: weirdly hilarious at points.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this is also how Hitler got elected, but alright! ^

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need ears to look at things. Unless everything I know is a lie.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did you have fun peeling of the layer of skin-like glue? That was all the rage when I was a kid. Not the jerking off with glue part, though.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I feel like this has to be a form of abuse.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wraps back around.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you celebrate Novemberween?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did the kids then start crying when they realized that you still had love and joy in your hearts and they didn't?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not both?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read that as "math".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's just Asian, bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a giant white guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genuine question: I'm sure its got a lot more going for it, but how popular would Pisa be without its janky tower?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That said, I'd like to see someone do a taxonomy of music.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree. When you've reached taxonomy levels of sub-genres, I think it's time to accept that you don't need a new name for everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 needs some punch-up. Specify "your mother's corpse".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0