fartmasterflashitsagasgasgas

4693 pts · December 22, 2017


The only possible explanation is alien abduction

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Playful Platypus petting pool...I just said that 5 times real fast!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

E.T. phone home

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

I'd hit it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sir, you're not fooling anyone

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Omaha!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1st Place Carolina Reaper Taco Eating Contest

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

flight of the bumblebee

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Full Metal Vagina

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lock Stock and two Smoking Vaginas

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fist Full of Vaginas

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No Place for Old Vagina

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I shall call her "Tripod"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Oh dear!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

More like a Rachel strap

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

^^ LMAO! ^^ Got ya! LOL!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Muhahahahahaha : )

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA - Chewbacca

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Who you calling in breed?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chatroulette?

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

[giggles] I'm in danger

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#metoo

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dewd….I'm so baked...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Witnessed at 63 minutes!

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Sky Puppers! Tonight we fly! Bawk!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on how big your boobs are, you might want o be concerned how deep it is as well

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Bathroom scene after Taco Bell

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta call the bank shot!

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