2660 pts ยท December 18, 2013
*tasmanian laughter*
I never gag, but I sometimes make the little sounds cause my fiance thinks it's hot. Acting.
it was shitty of her, but are you a guy? cause if she is with an abusive boyfriend and he saw she was texting another guy..
how about instead of telling parents not to co sleep, teach them how to co sleep safely? My mum co slept me and oh look im fucking alive
you guys will pitch a fit if a child holds a cat wrong, but this is the funniest thing ever?
it's all done in chalk pastels which is an achievement in itself
I thought it was someones "im out on a boat but I have to poop real bad" bag u__u
i use straws cause i have weird anxiety about glass breaking in my mouth
"corset enthusiast" first picture isn't even a corset -__-
whale baleen* but yeah :)
Nah, your friend just stole it from Mara Wilson's twitter.
it's crooked :/
If I was Svetlana, I would have just gone for it and buzzed a huge patch on his cheek.
replace it with a mako shark and welcome to my nightmares ;_;
baby wipes
Those Louboutins! *heart eyes*
the illusion was ruined for me when i saw the fishing line that was connected to his hand >:(
Oh, and I'm also allergic to everything except dilaudid so.. gimme gimme
children in Africa also have iPhones, and children in Australia are dying. What's your point?
If I hadn't found a good friend group in year 11 that could have been me.. thats so scary.
sphygmomanometer
and my fiance scolds me for leaving a plate and two empty cider cans on the bedside table.
fuck yeah, Mi Goreng
Hannah?
disaster, unless im remembering incorrectly, the rest of the post has a blurry, sinking styrofoam container and an ABORT MISSION caption
kangaroo tail soup is where it's at.
is she a frilled neck lizard?
Is she 18? Cause she sounds like she's 18.
replaced by cute puppies
I might put some photos up once they're trained
*tasmanian laughter*
I never gag, but I sometimes make the little sounds cause my fiance thinks it's hot. Acting.
it was shitty of her, but are you a guy? cause if she is with an abusive boyfriend and he saw she was texting another guy..
how about instead of telling parents not to co sleep, teach them how to co sleep safely? My mum co slept me and oh look im fucking alive
you guys will pitch a fit if a child holds a cat wrong, but this is the funniest thing ever?
it's all done in chalk pastels which is an achievement in itself
I thought it was someones "im out on a boat but I have to poop real bad" bag u__u
i use straws cause i have weird anxiety about glass breaking in my mouth
"corset enthusiast" first picture isn't even a corset -__-
whale baleen* but yeah :)
Nah, your friend just stole it from Mara Wilson's twitter.
it's crooked :/
If I was Svetlana, I would have just gone for it and buzzed a huge patch on his cheek.
replace it with a mako shark and welcome to my nightmares ;_;
baby wipes
Those Louboutins! *heart eyes*
the illusion was ruined for me when i saw the fishing line that was connected to his hand >:(
Oh, and I'm also allergic to everything except dilaudid so.. gimme gimme
children in Africa also have iPhones, and children in Australia are dying. What's your point?
If I hadn't found a good friend group in year 11 that could have been me.. thats so scary.
sphygmomanometer
and my fiance scolds me for leaving a plate and two empty cider cans on the bedside table.
fuck yeah, Mi Goreng
Hannah?
disaster, unless im remembering incorrectly, the rest of the post has a blurry, sinking styrofoam container and an ABORT MISSION caption
kangaroo tail soup is where it's at.
is she a frilled neck lizard?
Is she 18? Cause she sounds like she's 18.
replaced by cute puppies
I might put some photos up once they're trained