fakesocks

1818 pts ยท May 16, 2012


I want a shark.

I am a 5'0 tall woman, I like being the big spoon. Time for some reach around.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend and I discovered you can modify the stamps in KidPix and there were penises everywhere. Then they locked that option out.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, how do you turn it back? Stick a fork in it and rotate? :P

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shows which way to turn it back.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Should we say bake bread or bake dough?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can't possibly be only 80lbs!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the blood splattered one.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, this reminded me of a story my sister told me. She said her classmate in her speech class wrote every speech on lobsters.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, I wish I wrote like this back in High School. English teachers probably enjoy the laugh.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freaking lamprey. HUGNHDFKJNGDFJ

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They always give me the wrong freaking sauce!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/o57X17x I keep these on my desk.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, that looks real comfy.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to my friend, his sister just tells them she has IBS.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beard must have been nice.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I totally forgot about these. Thanks. :D

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like she was forcing the student to taste her butt.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG NOW I WANT A PET HUMMINGBIRD

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, people take forever to decide, and stores only have one of them... plus it's only one dispenser.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate them! The flavors aren't pure. UNCLEANNN UNCLEANNNNNNN.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm half Asian and when my white mother took my sister and I to see her mother for the first time, she thought we were adopted.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I really want to try miracle tabs!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The god pigeon says, "mglhklgd"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok. That'll do pig, that'll do.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think those are two different sets.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back in my day we had to stand against walls when we were punished.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where the hell do you get a corn that big?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

google it

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember Amish in the City?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0