Animals that you didn't know existed.

May 27, 2013 10:26 PM

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The Dhole

The Dhole is a species of canid native to South and Southeast Asia. The dhole is a highly social animal, living in large clans which occasionally split up into small packs to hunt. It primarily preys on medium-sized ungulates, which it hunts by tiring them out in long chases, and kills by disemboweling them. Though fearful of humans, dhole packs are bold enough to attack large and dangerous animals such as wild boar, water buffalo, and even tigers.

The Babirusa

Babirusa, meaning "Hog-deer", are members of the pig family found in Wallacea, or specifically the Indonesian islands of Sulawesi, Togian, Sula and Buru. If a babirusa does not grind its tusks (achievable through regular activity), they will eventually keep growing so as to penetrate the animal's own skull.

Pink Fairy Armadillo

The pink fairy armadillo is approximately 3.5-4.5 inches long, excluding the tail, and is pale rose or pink in color. It has the ability to bury itself completely in a matter of seconds if frightened. It is a nocturnal animal and it burrows small holes near ant colonies in dry soil, and feeds mainly on ants and ant larvae near its burrow. It uses large front claws to agitate the sand, allowing it to almost swim through the ground like it is water. It is torpedo-shaped, and has a shielded head and back.

The Fossa

The fossa is a cat-like, carnivorous mammal that is endemic to Madagascar. The fossa is the largest mammalian carnivore on the island of Madagascar and has been compared to a small cougar. It has semi-retractable claws and flexible ankles that allow it to climb up and down trees head-first, and also support jumping from tree to tree.

The Gerenuk

Weekly Challenge (29/05/13) What is this animal up to?

The gerenuk, also known as the Waller's gazelle, is a long-necked species of antelope found in dry thorn bush scrub and desert in Eastern Africa. The word gerenuk comes from the Somali language, meaning "giraffe-necked". Gerenuks have a relatively small head for their body, but their eyes and ears are proportionately large. Gerenuks seldom graze but browse on prickly bushes and trees, such as acacias. They can reach higher branches and twigs than other gazelles and antelope by standing erect on their rear legs and stretching their elongated necks.

Naked Mole Rat

This creature has a lot of characteristics that make it very important to human beings. For one it is resistant to cancer. They also live up to 28 years, which is unheard of in mammals of its size. It seemingly does not age much in those 28 years either. It remains “young, healthy and fully fertile for almost all its days, which for an elderly animal is equivalent to an 80-year-old woman having the biological make-up of someone 50 years younger.” The naked mole rat is used in both cancer research and the study of aging. Not only making it a bizarre creature, but an incredibly important creature as well.

Irrawaddy Dolphin

Irrawaddy dolphins are too cute!

The Irrawaddy dolphin is a species of oceanic dolphin found near sea coasts and in estuaries and rivers in parts of the Bay of Bengal and Southeast Asia. Genetically, the Irrawaddy dolphin is closely related to the killer whale.

Markhor

Markhor [xpost /r/interestingasfuck]

The markhor is a large species of wild goat that is found in northeastern Afghanistan and Pakistan. The species is classed by the IUCN as Endangered, as there are fewer than 2,500 mature individuals. The markhor is the national animal of Pakistan. While chewing the cud, a foam-like substance comes out of its mouth which drops on the ground and dries. This foam-like substance is sought after by the local people, who believe it is useful in extracting snake poison from snake bitten wounds.

Yeti Crab

Also known as the Kiwaidae, this crab is a type of marine decapod living at deep-sea hydrothermal vents and cold seeps. The animals are commonly referred to as "yeti crabs" because of their claws and legs, which are white and appear to be furry like the mythical yeti

Snub-Nosed Monkey

Snub-nosed monkeys live in various parts of Asia and get their name from the short stump of a nose on their round face. Snub-nosed monkeys inhabit mountain forests, in the winter moving into deeply secluded regions. They spend the majority of their life in the trees and live together in very large groups of up to 600 members. They have a large vocal repertoire, calling sometimes solo while at other times together in choir-like fashion.

The Maned Wolf

The Maned Wolf is the largest canid in South America, resembling a large fox with reddish fur. This mammal is found in open and semi-open habitats, especially grasslands with scattered bushes and trees throughout South America. The maned wolf is the tallest of the wild canids and it's long legs are most likely an adaptation to the tall grasslands of its native habitat.

Southern Right Whale Dolphin

The southern right whale dolphin is a small and slender species of mammal found in cool waters of the southern hemisphere. They are fast active swimmers and have no visible teeth and no dorsal fin. They are very graceful and often move by leaping out of the water continuously

Southern Red Muntjac

Found in south Asia, it has soft, short, brownish or greyish hair and is omnivorous, feeding on grass, fruits, shoots, seeds, birds' eggs as well as small animals. It sometimes even displays scavenging behavior, feeding on carrion. It gives calls similar to barking, usually upon sensing a predator. Males are extremely territorial and—despite their diminutive size—can be quite fierce. They will fight each other for territory using their antlers or their tusk-like upper canine teeth, and can even defend themselves against certain predators such as dogs.

Cyphonia Clavata

It is a species of treehopper called Cyphonia Clavata that literally has an ant growing out of its head. Well not literally, the ant-like thing on its head is an appendage that hides the treehopper’s actual body from predators.

Sunda Colugo

Also known as The Sunda flying lemur, it is not actually a lemur and does not fly. Instead, it glides as it leaps among trees. It is strictly arboreal, is active at night, and feeds on soft plant parts such as young leaves, shoots, flowers, and fruits. The Sunda Coluga can be found throughout Southeast Asia in Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, and Singapore

Tufted Deer

The Tufted Deer is a small species of deer characterized by the prominent tuft of black hair on its forehead. It is a close relative of the muntjac, living somewhat further north over a wide area of central China. It is a timid animal, mainly solitary or found in pairs and prefers places with good cover, where it is well camouflaged.

Lamprey

For those of you who think a Northern Feast would be awesome, this is the key ingredient of Lamprey Pie. You may now flee White Harbor in terror.

Lampreys are a type of jawless fish that live mostly in coastal and fresh waters whose adults are characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth. They attach themselves to fish and suck their blood. Lampreys have been around for nearly 300 millions years and their body structure has remained relatively unchanged.

Raccoon Dog


Racoon Dog - Where have you been all my life?

The Raccoon Dog, or Tanuki, is a canid indigenous to East Asia. The raccoon dog is named for its resemblance to the raccoon, to which it is not closely related. They are very good climbers and regularly climb trees.

Patagonian Mara

The Patagonian Mara is a relatively large rodent found in parts of Argentina. This herbivorous, somewhat rabbit-like animal has distinctive long ears and long limbs and its hind limbs are longer and more muscular than its forelimbs.

The Amazonian Royal Flycatcher

The Amazonian Royal Flycatcher is found in forests and woodlands throughout most of the Amazon basin. They are about 6 1/2 inches in length and like to dart out from branches to catch flying insects or pluck them from leaves. They build very large nests (sometimes up to 6 feet long) on a branches near water. The nest hangs over the water which makes it hard for predators to reach.

Zebra Duiker

The zebra duiker is a small antelope found in Ivory Coast and other parts of Africa. They have gold or red-brown coats with distinctive zebra-like stripes (hence the name) Their prong-like horns are about 4.5 cm long in males, and half that in females. They live in lowland rainforests and mostly eat leaves and fruit.

Star-Nosed Mole

The star-nosed mole is a small mole found in wet low areas of eastern Canada and the northeastern United States. It is easily identified by the 11 pairs of pink fleshy appendages ringing its snout, which is used as a touch organ with more than 25,000 minute sensory receptors, known as Eimer's organs, with which this hamster-sized mole feels its way around.

"The Tufted Deer is a small species of deer characterized by the prominent tuft of black hair on its forehead." Oh, and fucking SABRE TEETH.

13 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I see some similarities between the "Snub-Nosed Monkey" and Michael Jackson.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And the naked mole rat.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

VOLDEMONKEY

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That toothed deer looks like a teenage goth trying to look badass by wearing vampire fangs. "This is not a phase mom, it's who I am!"

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The Markhor is magestic.

13 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of Tim the Enchanter

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure I killed all of the Markhor in Skyrim.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

wtf Racoon dog?! wtf EVERYTHING! :OOOO

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I for one look forward to this new generation of Pokemon.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

HARCORE MARKHOR

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

PARKOUR

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL the world is full of hidden magical fairy tale creatures.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I knew Markhor's existed because I ate one in Metal Gear Solid 3..

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Same here.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dick! I signed on just to comment about that! Oh well, I'll just assign you an upvote and be on my way

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? Not a single comment about how damn FABULOUS the Amazonian royal flycatcher is?

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Beat me to the punch.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lamprays look like the aliens off of "Dreamcatcher"...

13 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I thought the same thing... I Duddits!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

markhor: goat equivalent of a wizard

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure one of them is actually Merlin in disguise.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, cool, wow, Fuck! Lamprey!

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Watched Jeremy Wade go after those the other night..Ummm not no but hell know would I willingly go after that!!!!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

these need to be on zoo tycoon

13 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

YESYESYESYESYES

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE ZOO TYCOON!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Half of them are.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's what I was thinking reading this

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

TIL an Otter + Cougar = Fossa. And Fuck Lampreys

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lampreys are the devil

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no, i refuse

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Search your feelings BanMace, for you know it to be true.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Tanuki, as in Tanuki Suit from Super Mario 3! Well, I'll be going now. Life no longer has purpose.

13 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I feel as though all my years I've been awaiting this elucidation, and I didn't even know it, but now that I do, I feel complete somehow

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lightbulb! I never did know what that suit was, but I loved it! Thank you for connecting the dots!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Fossa looks like a cougar just one day decided "You know, I think I'm gonna fuck an otter today." and then a baby fossa happened.

13 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, it's essentially a giant weasel.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I WANT ONE.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. Mongoose. It's like a big-ass mongoose.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Irrawaddy Dolphin aka Derpy whale

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The Irrawaddy dolphin is probably the weirdest and cutest thing ever. Look at that stupid little smile. Like the dolphins retarded cousin.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Derphin.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ermergerd Derphin

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Ermagerd a Derphin

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learning from the Killer whale/Sea-panda marketing mistake, this should be called "Sea-koala"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can swim faster than potato

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There is a whole lot of nope going on with that Lamprey!

13 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

I involuntarily screamed. ;____________;

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally my worst nightmare.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no kidding, not like i ever wanted to go swimming again D:

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was reading that Led Zeppelin-style: I'm gonna give you every inch of my nope. A whole lotta nope. A whole lotta nope.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

recognized by the tuft? THE TUFT?! and not by the frikkin large saber teeth sticking out of its mouth?!

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Lots of dear have tusks.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my thought exactly!!

13 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

Right?! I thought it was just eating something, but nope...fangs.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What does a herbivore need teeth like that for?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revenge

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

lol'ed

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When i saw it, I was like "holy shit, its a saber toothed deer!"

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Thank You

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just what I was thinking Ma Brotha' !

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a vampiric deer! MENTION ITS FANGS

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

just like bunicula, the vampiric bunny

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YES

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone else who gets my childhood:)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ram Stoker's Deercula

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah. what the hell?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This will be the totem animal of the coming zombie apocalypse.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Revenge of the herbivores - when food bites back

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TOTALY agree!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a raccoon dog. I want a raccoon dog. For the love of god, I want one, now.

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Me too, and a pink fairy armadillo too.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah. Them two. I want most of them.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

me too, man, me too. think of all the memes.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Tanuki are caricatured with giant balls in a lot of Japanese/Chinese artwork.

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I live in korea and theyre everywhere...i love them

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can I come stay with you?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Another thing about tanuki is that they have big cahones

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about a grey cairnterrier? Ours was once mistaken for one and another time a neighbour mistook a raccoon dog for our dog.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Would you name it Hachi?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This reference, I do not get it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OMG I got a message! Sorry. Where was I? Oh, Inuyasha reference.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just go and steal one from a Chinese fur farm. They're raised and then skinned alive over there.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right, you, me, and anyone else, let's go over there and give those chinese fur farmers a bloody good telling off.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did a whole public relations report on them. It's sad how they are treated, then people buy clothing containing their fur and don't care.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's heartbreaking.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wanted one after I saw Pom-Poko.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please dont get one. They brought some to Europe, they eat our birds and their eggs. They dont belong here.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think they have a smaller footprint than the common cat though, they're the ones destroying entire eco systems.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck the birds. Fuck the eggs. I want a raccoon dog.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I spy Michael Jackson

13 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 2

I saw that too

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally thought the same thing when I saw it, lol.

13 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

same here

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had the exact same thought! Glad i'm not the only one lol

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I was hoping that someone else thought the same thought

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TIL Michael Jackson was a Snub-Nosed Monkey

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my typical Imgur experience. Think of a witty comment, find someone else posted it 6 hours ago.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was 11 hours late if that makes you feel any better.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now both my witty comments were taken... :)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad I'm not alone in my horrible thoughts.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so glad I was not the only one...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thought when I saw it, "Can't wait to see how they compared to MJ in the comments."

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else read the first animal as "d-hole"?

13 years ago | Likes 676 Dislikes 8

Why? Was that not the right way to say it?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Oh thank god I wasn't the only one.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

PREPARE YOUR DIDDY HOLE! for its walk around the competition ring.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The D is silent...

13 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

This guy! This guy is going places.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

My comment made over +50 upvotes

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anybody else see a Michael Jackson resemblance with the snub-nosed monkey?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YEPP. Glad someone else saw that, too.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

prepare your d-hole!

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll give you the D-hole, if you know what I mean.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

;D

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is how I pronounced it at first, I eventually settled on Dick-hole

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

The internet has ruined you

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but I didn't want to point it out and be a d-bag.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....

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I skipped everything and went to the comments looking for this so I could say yes. Now, back up to the top.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read is as "dole".

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there any other way?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yay! People just like me are on here! D-hole is the only reason I scrolled through this post.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is NOT the Naked Mole Rat I remember from Kim Possible

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Nope, it's the fucking Mole rat from Fallout!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rufus

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm with ya. Rufus was a lot easier to look at!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rufus was much cuter.

13 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

Yeah Rufus was a lot easier to look at!

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Voiced by Will Friedle, AKA Eric Matthews AKA Playswith Squirrels.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL where AreaNet got the idea for the Dredge from: http://images.playgw2.com/www/images/guide/gw2minipets/33.jpg

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Naked mole rates are also the only mammal hive creature. The females are workers and one queen is the only source of offspring. She 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

enforces this by harassing the other females to a point that they are too stressed to mate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fascinating "Only one female (the queen) and one to three males reproduce, while the rest of the members of the colony function as workers"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating "Only one female (the queen) and one to three males reproduce, while the rest of the members of the colony function as workers"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that thing just ruined my childhood.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

it looks like a scrotum with teeth.

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

it's Jimmy Carr's scrotum

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are there really that many people that got that QI reference? I wish I could provide you with a link to the clip, it was from QI s08e04

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Googles Jimmy Carr* *chuckles*

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What is that? That freaky thing??

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes that's right, it's a naked mole rat!

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

come one y'all, let the girlies sing!

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

listen to the naked mole rap!

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What is that? That freaky thing?

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THE FOSSA!!! THE FOSSA ARE COMING!!!!!

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Ha! my thoughts exactly when I saw the picture

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess they better move it, move it

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OOOOOH HOO HOO HOO SAY IT AGAIN!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So does that mean there's mo-fassa??!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOW I get it. :facepalm:

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's not spelled like you'd think.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, i know the fossa as soon as i saw it

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Damn you good sir. The greatest of posts.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's a cookbook! IT'S A COOKBOOK!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just spit out my drink. That is the first thing I thought of! You made my day (:

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What if Mr. Alex is even worse than the Foosa? I'm telling you that dude just gives me the heebiedabajeebies."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"anyone else have the heebeedajeebeedies? no... so shut up"

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*ARE ATTACKING!!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could name one MU-Fossa!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought of that. i thought of that. me.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn that was going to be my comment

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as i was scrolling down i was praying that the top comment would be a madagascar reference

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The Fossa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off-

13 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

read that in his voice...

13 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You SAID it was a party...

13 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

CALM DOWN! They're not attacking this VERY instant!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love you, Imgur. I lived in shame and watched the Penguins of Madagascar and the Fairly Oddparents in secret. Now, I feel accepted.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh, you clever Imgurian, beat me to it! LOL

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not yet, I'm not. Do that thing with your pinky.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mo Fossa?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew the fossa before Madagascar, I was also bothered by the fact that the made them look like cats, when thy are more related to weasels.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They still look like cats.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a hipster.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've been using the Fossa as my moniker for about 12 years. Want to go drink some PBR and listen to bands that don't exist yet?

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I now realize how hipster my comment sounds, thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The whoosa?!

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

The meesa!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I had a Fossa, I'd name it Bob, and ask it about 'All that Jazz"

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We definitely knew that the Fossa existed... lol

13 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

I knew over 3/4 of these animals! Yay! :D

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Of course you do. I post here all the time.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ahh! It's the FOSSA!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And the naked mole rat.

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Fossa ooh! Fossa ahhh!

13 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Fossa!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ooh! Ahhh!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fossa hungry, Fossa eat.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just ate lunch actually. Couldn't eat another bite.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just one tiny bite? It is Wafer thin.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I ever owned one, I'd name it Mu.

13 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

BOOO

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That took me way too long to figure out *shame

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

u sir are one witty human being... HIGH FIVE!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*HIGH FIVE*

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's a bonus creature /a/Z0UhW

13 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 3

terrifying, yet adorable.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

zaboomafoo taught me about the aye-aye!

13 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Leap... Leap... Leap...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm tickled that someone named "noah" posted awesome animal pics.

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Gollum?

13 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

He's like "I've seen some shit"

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's six thirty in the morning.... Please no.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where is its skin?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Da fuuuuuuq?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's Maurice!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotto love Madagaskar

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! I love True Facts!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! I remember that one from Flight of The Navigator!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gah!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES I love aye-ayes!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That shit cray

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

official mascot of LNI

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you that the person holding that animal is giving him the same look

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All but the Lamprey can exist. Lampreys can die a slow painful death and cease to exist in this world.

13 years ago | Likes 1361 Dislikes 11

Aww... you made me feel bad for the Lamprey.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*goa'uld

13 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Those things are terrifying.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then how would we in England make the traditional lamprey pies?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I saw one latch onto my bio teachers arm once. This badass started a lesson on the lampray while killing the damn thing & pulling it off.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fun fact! It's not uncommon to find Lamprey meat in fish sticks.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lampreys are considered a delicacy here in Finland.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fast*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they all just died at the same time, it can be slow. Slow being around 2-3 minutes.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They don't desereve 2-3 minutes

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to watch them suffer...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want them erased form my memory... and existence

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sounds personal.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Every year at the local Fair the DNR(I think) has a few of them alive in a tank so people will know what they are and kill them if on a fish

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here here!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sorry, all things have place and job in the world.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those who watch "The Borgias" recently saw Lampreys in action.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But then how would we in England make the traditional lamprey pies?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think there was a lamprey in Prometheus.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

that, my friend, was the disembodied tentacle of one of the aliens

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

... Was it though?

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How about a quick death, please.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

insanity wolf's fleshlight

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I laughed. Have an upvote.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now when they mention Lamprey Pies in Game of Thrones, you'll have a much more vivid mental image.

13 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Ew. Just...ew.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was about to ask how we would make lamprey pie if lampreys didn't exist anymore.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like the evolutionary beginings of the Headcrabs... scary...

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

the star nosed mole is pretty awful too

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

uh, yeah that guy and the yeti crab can gtfo.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I for one welcome our new Lamprey overlords

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

New? they are the oldest know fish

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see what you're trying to do here.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found the solution thanks to Mike Rowe! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqoT8tcZq6k

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh God that is horrifying.. These foul abominations are from the pits of hell.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Lamprey was the only one I knew because of River Monsters. But yes. Kill them all.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're delicious tho.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

So I've heard.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

How does one prepare a lamprey?! What do they even taste like? Escargot?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Prepare it like any fish - grill, smoke, marinate. Taste hard to describe, delicate and even sweet when marinated.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm...I'll have to look into that...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NO! wtf

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Ever tried one?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

no, how do you eat it? where at?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You eat it like any other fish. No idea where and if they sell it where you live. Google it. I can buy them from a fish market or a shop.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, basically a lamprey don't have parts. But if I had to call it anything, uh, I would say it's his knee.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh that was a lamprey. I just thought it was penis being impaled by a spike.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I want a Lamprey, or 10. You know, to keep my neighbors in check...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bunch of my friends study them. They're invasive in the Great Lakes but they're pretty cool.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

they mess up our fishes, not cool.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

never swimming in Lake Michigan EVER AGAIN.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

With all the pollution that gets dumped into it, I wouldn't go near it anyway.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lake Superior too? Not around like, Park point please? I want to use that beach again before I die.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're definitely in all Great Lakes...not sure on specific areas though. They stay mainly in streams/rivers that feed the lakes I think.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Adirondacks is lousy with em, so you know a specific area lol

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is also a subspecie of the Lamprey that is smaller and lives in fishes' gills, btw.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

worst. blowjob. ever.

13 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 3

these fuckers look like the fuckin alien from the Stephen King movie: Dreamcatcher!!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worst. Dildo. Ever.

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

upvote or downvote upvote or downvote. ugh...upvote. i guess.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*worst. fleshlight. ever.

13 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Toothed, for his pleasure.

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cards Against Humanity card: Lamprey coming up the toilet and latching onto your taint. Best Card Ever.

13 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

rivals the gassing and Auschwitz combo

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Once played "Before we had _German Dungeon Porn_, there was only _Auschwitz_." - I felt terrible for it, but won the card. <.<;

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

idk, "A mother fucking sorcerer" is a pretty good one.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's more the thought of that actually happening.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like the card, "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog."

13 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

That one's hard to beat. In the game or otherwise.

13 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Jerking off into a pool of orphans' tears."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These things are in Lake Ontario. Another reason to stay the hell away...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that I know this, I'll be staying the fuck out of that lake whenever I visit the beach.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's the Lamprey's that should be deterring you from Lake Ontario. It's filthy.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compared to the water here in Hong Kong, Lake Ontario is pristine.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lampreys were very popular as food in the Middle Ages...and occasionally as an execution method.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lampreys cant even suction on to humans.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe not, but they can still ruin your day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I was thinking of a story about Augustus Caesar threatening someone with lampreys, but he wasn't serious; my mistake!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all right have a nice day.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You too good sir/madame.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0