evolvedhydra

129 pts · March 22, 2016


Say something about yourself...

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 5

Omg me three!!!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There goes that social credit score...

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

It comes preassembled. Cools.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it’s David Duchovny. I was trying to figure that out too.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I think it’s David Duchovny. I couldn’t tell for sure either.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

I love Don, but Cuba would’ve been awesome as War Machine. Also Sandra B as Wasp would be sweet!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Might stick my hands in it while you’re frantically attempting to hold my legs up and wipe me off.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one’s going to point out Hawkeye’s hair stayed the same?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...are made of this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A kindred spirit!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that’s the interior of a Mazda CX-5...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we be friends? The GoT scotches are pretty darn good. I wish I had gotten the black knights watch one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old man strength continues to amaze me. I bet those guys could break a cross fitter in half.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can tell we’d be friends. Glen Livet is my favorite Scotch by far. The French oak reserve is a very economical one they make too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Than you for the small act of sharing some kindness. You are good.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was going to say the same exact thing. This wiggle muffin is worth it.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would like to point out that the first video in that list is of a man eating cucumbers... for 28 minutes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My only regret is that only have one upvote to give...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine's teething right now so she's a total butt munch about sleep. She's back to her newborn sleep cycle of awake every 3.5 hours. :(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We use this sweet app called Guva. You have to pay to unlock hair dryer... My kid has to settle for ocean and fireplace.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhh, so it's not just mine that has horrific trauma inducing smells...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WTF, circadian rhythm? Makes me wonder how the heck we survived as a species...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The subtle 'fart' is what makes this so accurate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha ha! Mine is 7 months. I think she doesn't quite fall fully asleep before the pacifier falls out. Then it's gone and it pisses her off.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Oooo a kindred parent. Mine is spitting our her pacifier every 8 minutes and crying about it.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

The truest form of manliness occurs when we are our most authentic selves. Being expressive of love is definitely manly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are all the sum of our choices. Some have tougher choices than others. You are stronger than you think you are. Keep fighting.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0