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316323 pts ยท August 23, 2015


They're crazy at night.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Efff'in SPICY!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The issue is I signed up for this $150 membership in order for it to cost that much less. On top of my insurance.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It was impressive sweetie. Looked just like ya father's.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dude, watching him from the background of everything with an eagle-eye on his dad, with an expression you'd expect from someone waiting to start the slow clap.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please go touch grass.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

It in.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I'm trapped due to layovers at an airport. I'll attempt to reign

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

The character limit is 500 now. Although I'm sure you intended your message to be read clearly, I'd like you to know that it all could have likely fit in your one and only gosh golly sweet pea dolly comment. Right around now is 224 characters and still so many left to go. Also, are you calling my post propaganda? Because he's just dog-whistling a narrative that only the zealots hear and believe. Oh! 406 characters now. Anyways, just share this among friends on social media to enjoy with all. ๐Ÿ‘‹

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 38

BTW, the thing he wants Cliff to "speak to" is explaining to him why there was a statute of limitation of selecting a jury and why wasn't he told. And how unfair it is to impose it upon it.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I do. I download video sources and then use the phone app "Video and Gif Memes Pro"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. And like, a pet drone that hovers above to keep blowing on them.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. Missed me with that theatrical shit. Movie was 100x better in the ev.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Check the health of your tires and the air pressure. That's f'ing hot.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can I also imagine them on ketamine and Powerade?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My swamp ass has turned into a marsh fire.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I was singing to it. ๐Ÿ˜…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Until it informed me it was trying to reach me about my extended car warranty.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I edited out the cutscenes and stitched their dancing scenes together as a template for memes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Don't wantchu to get it on, with nobody else but, me. OoOh.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They are and they ARE. The brand is called OneCompress.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're fiiiiiiine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friend's house I did laundry at has a cat that loves lying on my clean clothes. Haven't lint-rolled yet, today.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I only still have the GB color. Lost my original GB.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, I get that. Cats are reliant, but here they aren't used to this here. I also had a caterpillar and an anole seek shelter in my apt.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I press my coworkers on it I here "we were bound to all get it eventually".

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gatorade lid filled with water. Just for them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gave them a pillow to sleep on. Is that good?

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Our state has a database. We can use an app.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0