They're ninjas.
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Cat.exe not responding
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3
1401
Grandpa ghosted granny
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1230
The Green Mile, Smash.
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1
917
Just a couple times Reagan pretended to be quippy.
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8
912
We ended up naming him Bobby Boucher
25
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2063
I'd like to GTFO, look at meeee!!!!
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4
2521
My stepsister always sends me the nicest gifts.
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0
1424
Oppenwilliams.
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When my gf bites her tongue.
5
2
869
Has a suit to prove it.
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1457
Reenactment in a truckstop bathroom. Sounded like a gunshot and porcelain breaking.
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1
8797
Let the friends list culling, begin!
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Thankful they don't have the concept of money quite down at that age.
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1
1476
Punctuation hard.
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3158
I'm all grown up now.
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6
4283
I got ya, buddy!
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52248
Her sweet Can.
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785
I will... tomorrow.
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0
523
When your client passively berates you on Network Televsion for not selecting a trial by jury.
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The struggle is real
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2882
Two star-crossed lovers, I guess.
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2618
The enemy of my enemy, oOoh.
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3504
Keep making that money sweetie.
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He wanted them to touch his Pepe Silvia
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1399
She's almost 90.
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802
Just $<"(, already.
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1529
My cat has problems...
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2
3043
Atreyu's Nintendo Switch Died and He Got a PS5 after.
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1653
Finally, we get to see it happen in our lifetime.
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Like a pair of pliers in the game Operation.
11
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1509
History repeats itself.
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Mess with Shaggy, and you'll get the Zoinks.
-3
0
447
Superman, SMASH!
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When you find out you and your mortal enemy hate the same person.
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1573
I've got coworkers that know they have it and still go to work...
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1719
My pockets are meant to "accommodate smartphones".
13
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1326
It got down to freezing in New Orleans.
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1648
Undressing a beer.
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3543
I will... tomorrow.
911
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I'm still going in!
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My favorite tidbit from Loki's latest ep.
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Bye, Onlyfans.
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