TFW you find out Furiosa left with your best breeder-wives
How I feel Monday morning post-workout
When I can't figure out why a post got me suspended...
When I see someone complaining about too many LEGO posts
When you talk to your friends who said there was no difference between Trump and Hillary
Guys! I found Barb!
Some 1st Amendment clarity
Team Zombie
I'm worried sick
Nothing more American than Joe Biden taking Amtrak home after leaving office
Some great techniques to try in this very helpful sex ed video.
Slide into yo girls DMs like...
BREAKING: DC travel agent Philip Jennings named new National Security Advisor
Is it too late for my Christmas selfie?
Tina Belcher has moves
Best Netflix Binge
Mom: "Why are you still single? Have you tried internet dating?" Me: *opens Tinder*
WaPo asking the tough questions
TFW no one takes ManBearPig seriously
Hero
Happy one year anniversary!
What dear?
Animals make birth look so easy
Undisclosed debate prep coach
MFW someone tells me their vote doesn't matter
I invented twerking
“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”
TFW you think you're getting a raging clue
Hooray! I got a job guys!
NSFW - Marked Mature
What's amigos?
"And then he said 'no one has more respect for women than I do.'"
Playing it cool when the drugs kick in