emptymaize

92 pts ยท January 16, 2018


It also requires a tounge print for activation

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know, right? It's rude to tell people they need to do stuff.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shove them in your face and make motorboat sounds!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what Dominos is Toys 'R' Us now?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now he's gonna throw a pie in the face of society.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Me too. He'd always find a way to reduce me down to zero.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The pole wasn't ready for that jelly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget your hat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

word

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a scam, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...He shows them this gif and they show him a fancy trick with another finger

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I snapped my wrist opening a can of pringles.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

chicken

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Guess I'm moving to Quebec" - pathetic person

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did those nazi's use crayon? Lol.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Bro! You know what's really gay? Doctors. Checking each others prostate, that's what the bros are for!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. Sounds about right.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Somebody once told me that conversion's kinda corny..."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clippy, play simon and garfunkel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Double jeopardy, it's the perfect crime! Some may call her disgusting but I think she's a...methematician.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Double jeopardy, it's the perfect crime! Some may call her disgusting but I think she's a...methematician.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me Ma'am do you know what time it is?" "Yes. It is time for me quote Mr. Burns and release my hounds."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four word sentences are boring ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

They're kids, not, like, birds. Totally clueless.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

liberal media

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like space jam

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cochran movie confined

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right it is too easy. Choose right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's a good idea. Now if she was a white female doing the same thing it'd be a bad idea. I'm just going by the statistics.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could it be that she just wants to help out children and had a good idea? Nah!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0