eman2top

350 pts ยท August 19, 2015


+1 for making all that cash fully clothed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're Mayor cuteassersrub

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're all wrong. It will be nothing deeper than a paper cut.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do both for me....equally well...at the same time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awe. So cute. Thanks for sharing doctor.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's a Barbie crotch?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not Myla

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep Kosher so I guess I'll just take Natalie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole goddamn bottle." -George probably.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It feels strange to see Cera in an imgur not from...well you know who.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too soon bro....too soon.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds legit. +1

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Save and forget people....save and forget.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A lift within a lift within a lift within a lift. (Loosely based on Inception)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death Star syrup trapper!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like my women like I like my coffee...black and very sweet. I'll fill it with cream.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone else wondering why he got topless before doing the face swap? Did he want to swap everything for the bully button up?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...and on the last day of Christmas Santa gave to me...3 spinning footballs, two inches of snow, and 1 happy dancing black guy.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Wow that's exactly how my stomach inflates too. So cool!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I lay awake at night wishing that I can erase all my memory of The Office so I can watch It all over again for the the first time.

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Teacher + student + kitchen. Yup they're for sure cooking meth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tarantino wanted an Afro for Sam. He sent PA to wig shop & he came back jerry curls thinking it was an Afro. Tarantino loved it & kept it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only chance this guy has for getting laid is by crawling up a chickens ass and waiting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Michael Cera sues OP for using his likeness. Wins case. Judge orders OP to pay $1 for every upvote he's ever gotten.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is a repost. User is not the op.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This bit is one of my all time favorites next to "eat a bag of dicks" and your drawings are how I pictured it in my head. +1 & Bravo!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are sofa king smart

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll totally take that chick with the axe to the prom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Two flushes up!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0