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Apr 12, 2016 11:47 AM
Pojut
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donalbaine
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
darksideoftheunicorn
I like my women like I like my floppy disks, FAT and 16
HorsemanOfWar
I like my women like I like my coffee: without a dick.
AngleBottomley54
Cold, black ,and bitter
EdgarABro
I like my women like I like my coffee: I have a caffeine addiction and I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
BenAustin96
I like my women like I like my steak: medium rare
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I like my women like I like my coffe, cheap and found at the corner of gas stations.
MrBiscute
I like my women like i like my wine: 12 years old and in my basement
DixieDeadbeat
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, black, and not asking so many God Damn questions.
GreasyHorrorShow
I like my women how I like my coffee: full of cream and accidentally left on the roof of my car.
Jerthanel92
Good one
PinkSoDancy
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee
LorTheMighty
I... wait... what does this mean... What... why is this portrayed by the Plague Knight? WHAT?
DominicTheBombinic
+1 for shovel knight!
GTimgur
I like my women like I like my coffee: brown. Or any colour really.
icwatududther
I like my women like I like my classic cars, disassembled in my garage.
Toovy
Cold and bitter for me. Cold and bitter.
imNotChrisPratt
I like my women like my coffee: hot and from third world countries
wherearetheavos
Third world country girl reporting in... I'm not hot though, would you accept tepid?
imNotChrisPratt
Haha, fair enough! I will also accept cold and bitter.
MinervaSways
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup.
HappinessIsaColdPint
Always my go to "How I like my coffee" joke. +1
kutison
I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free.
RabidHobo
I like my women like I like my liquor; extremely alcoholic.
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I like my Women how I like my coffee. Very hot and all over my nuts.
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LMeire
I think that joke was supposed to have used "toffee", it makes more sense with caramel or molasses.
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I know what I said.
dankFlav
Whatd u say bro itgot deleted
JohnnyCashedOut
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
vondeluth
But for real tho, never ruin a good whiskey like that.
JohnnyCashedOut
Definitely not lol
EyesofHorus
I like my women like I like my wine - 14 and in the cellar.
FrigidMage
I like my women like I like my coffee, Cold and bitter.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
You will arrive along the old road,
IDidntSeeMyLifeLikeThisIDontKnowHowToGetOut
http://imgur.com/tdEEhX3
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
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Trish02111
+ 1.. these comments are gut-busting.. coffee w/o pubes. Lol.
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Apparently you like them all over your face
blueknot
That's the only way this makes sense, actually.
Murdocm
If you say so, Plague Knight
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
I understand this reference
LMeire
That's a doctor.
BlankMage
Well, I mean, he's certainly an expert chemist, so I'm not going to put that past him.
WizardMcMagic
Plague Knight is a plague doctor themed knight from the game Shovel Knight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHZalFwTAY
gambronus
I like my women like I like my coffee: no pubes
ocegur
So, little girls?
StephenStrangeMD
Cold, black ,and bitter
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Oprah?
Nyamh
SAVAGE
Danglebutter
I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Matt?
DVSBSTrD
What the fuck am I doing? I'm COVERED IN BEES! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Illyric
ilikecheeseburgers
dmjfourth
Came looking for this. Not disappointed.
Numenix
http://beesbeesbees.com/
PendingDreams
In a plastic cup
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
http://imgur.com/nrZpaQ5
SomethingOffensive
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Full of my own semen.
meatcactus
Maybe you should switch to decaf
orangechocolate
cake or death?
Danglebutter
Long-ears, along the s'hide.
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Well we're all out of cake.
IWillSingWithYou
So my choice is 'or death'
Omnomberry
Death please .. no, CAKE CAKE cake, sorry
daredude
Eddie izzard :-)
neondemonn
Sauce?
Danglebutter
per your request sir/madam https://youtu.be/Xs-tl6GBOBo
neondemonn
Ty
bonkerfied23
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11116/111167334/4798827-6630811077-DBees.jpg
Buckbeak1486
What is that from, again?
bonkerfied23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
Zaayl
A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!
GoldenFloor8
The addition of yet more bees has only made the issue worse!
childofbabylon
This has never been more relevant.
ProfessorWasp
I feel OFFENDED by that picture!
BardRaconteur
What's this?! Bees swarming your woman? Nothing a large influx of bees can't handle!!!
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
DOCTOR BEES