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527 pts ยท June 3, 2015


Iowa State grad

It's not called "gymnicetics"

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

In Iowa we fry entire sticks of butter and eat it like we were born in barns (most of us were)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are you located? We paid $200 for an already spotless 700 sq ft in Iowa.. the lowest cost of living you can find.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But typos can't be forgiven if the sender is just insulting or rude. If you plan on berating someone via email, fix your typos.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats and good luck!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Corey?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should have just tried a little tenderness

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I just did this last week (34 weeks pregnant) and I tried your way, it did not work. The way in the post worked.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is how you get Achilles

8 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

I made my husband buy fallout and just watched him play because of this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monkey's wedding

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wisest wizard

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Nobody say it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got married, bought a house, and got a promotion so 2016 wasn't too shabby for me

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I always wore one sock for dance and tumbling. It enabled me to both grip and slide depending on what I was doing

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I work with doctors and I can totally confirm surgeons are awful... that and anesthesiologists.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't it called Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry? Don't forget he supports wizardry too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really loved boyhood, what was wrong with it?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

People always jump down my throat when I say British shameless is better, but I'm with US office on this one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#17 always makes me think of Todd Margaret

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But can it survive a car accident?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my first dot, so excited! .

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I love these! It's so fun to see life in places I probably will never get to visit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'2" and my husband is 6'5", I feel this post.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Our vet told us we need to spay asap but when we got there the other refused because of her age. We went back and forth 3 times like this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That calypso!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly day modeling, that's why this is going to be so tough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just found out that after a year of being a model employee I'm getting moved to the night shift... so yea I'm pissed at work right now

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or do, for comedy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0