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10) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (United States)
imdb rating: 8.1
rottentomatoes: 93%
While out hunting, Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) finds the grisly aftermath of a drug deal. Though he knows better, he cannot resist the cash left behind and takes it with him. The hunter becomes the hunted when a merciless killer named Chigurh (Javier Bardem) picks up his trail. Also looking for Moss is Sheriff Bell (Tommy Lee Jones), an aging lawman who reflects on a changing world and a dark secret of his own, as he tries to find and protect Moss.
9) A SEPARATION (Iran)
imdb rating: 8.4
rottentomatoes: 99%
When Nader (Payman Maadi), a bank employee, refuses to leave Tehran, his wife, Simin (Leila Hatami) sues for divorce in the hope that she can make a better life for their young daughter abroad. Needing someone to care for his senile father while he's at work, Nader hires Razieh (Sareh Bayat), a married woman whose chador hides her pregnancy. One day, after becoming angry with Razieh, Nader shoves her, and she has a miscarriage, leading Razieh's husband to take Nader to court.
8) YI YI: A ONE AND A TWO (Taiwan/Japan)
imdb rating: 8.1
rottentomatoes: 96%
Set in Taiwan, the film follows the lives of the Jian family from the alternating perspectives of the three main family members: father N.J. (Nien-Jen Wu), teenage daughter Ting-Ting (Kelly Lee) and young son Yang-Yang (Jonathan Chang). N.J., disgruntled with his current job, attempts to court the favor of a prominent video game company while Ting-Ting and Yang-Yang contend with the various trials of youth, all while caring for N.J.'s mother-in-law, who lies in a coma.
7) THE TREE OF LIFE (United States)
imdb rating: 67%
rottentomatoes: 84%
In this highly philosophical film by acclaimed director Terrence Malick, young Jack (Hunter McCracken) is one of three brothers growing up as part of the O'Brien family in small-town Texas. Jack has a contentious relationship with his father (Brad Pitt), but gets along well with his beautiful mother (Jessica Chastain). As an adult, Jack (Sean Penn) struggles with his past and tries to make sense of his childhood, while also grappling with bigger existential issues.
6) ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (United States)
imdb rating: 8.3
rottentomatoes: 93%
After a painful breakup, Clementine (Kate Winslet) undergoes a procedure to erase memories of her former boyfriend Joel (Jim Carrey) from her mind. When Joel discovers that Clementine is going to extremes to forget their relationship, he undergoes the same procedure and slowly begins to forget the woman that he loved. Directed by former music video director Michel Gondry, the visually arresting film explores the intricacy of relationships and the pain of loss.
5) BOYHOOD (United States)
imdb rating: 7.9
rottentomatoes: 98%
The joys and pitfalls of growing up are seen through the eyes of a child named Mason (Ellar Coltrane), his parents (Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke) and his sister (Lorelei Linklater). Vignettes, filmed with the same cast over the course of 12 years, capture family meals, road trips, birthday parties, graduations and other important milestones. Songs from Coldplay, Arcade Fire and other artists capture the time period. Directed by Richard Linklater.
4) SPIRITED AWAY (Japan)
imdb rating: 8.6
rottentomatoes: 97%
In this animated feature by noted Japanese director Hayao Miyazaki, 10-year-old Chihiro (Rumi Hiiragi) and her parents (Takashi Naitô, Yasuko Sawaguchi) stumble upon a seemingly abandoned amusement park. After her mother and father are turned into giant pigs, Chihiro meets the mysterious Haku (Miyu Irino), who explains that the park is a resort for supernatural beings who need a break from their time spent in the earthly realm, and that she must work there to free herself and her parents.
3) THERE WILL BE BLOOD (United States)
imdb rating: 8.1
rottentomatoes: 91%
Silver miner Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) leads a hardscrabble life with his son, H.W. (Dillon Freasier). When he hears about oil oozing from the ground near the Western town of Little Boston, Daniel takes his son on a mission to find their fortune. Daniel makes his lucky strike and becomes a self-made tycoon but, as his fortune grows, he deviates into moral bankruptcy.
2) IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE (Hong Kong)
imdb rating: 8.1
rottentomatoes: 90%
In 1962, journalist Chow Mo-wan (Tony Leung Chiu Wai) and his wife move into a Hong Kong apartment, but Chow's spouse is often away on business. Before long, the lonely Chow makes the acquaintance of the alluring Su Li-zhen (Maggie Cheung Man-yuk), whose own significant other also seems preoccupied with work. As the two friends realize their respective partners are cheating on them, they begin to fall for one another; however, neither wants to stoop to the level of the unfaithful spouses.
1) MULHOLLAND DRIVE (United States)
imdb rating: 8.0
rottentomatoes: 82%
A dark-haired woman (Laura Elena Harring) is left amnesiac after a car crash. She wanders the streets of Los Angeles in a daze before taking refuge in an apartment. There she is discovered by Betty (Naomi Watts), a wholesome Midwestern blonde who has come to the City of Angels seeking fame as an actress. Together, the two attempt to solve the mystery of Rita's true identity. The story is set in a dream-like Los Angeles, spoilt neither by traffic jams nor smog.
You can find the rest of the published list here: http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20160819-the-21st-centurys-100-greatest-films
Happy movie-watching!
MissMiaWallace
In the Mood for Love is such a beautiful film, Wong Kar Wai (one of Tarantino's greatest inspirations) is one of my favourite directors
SirBubblesworth
ITMFL's soundtrack was and continues to be the soundtrack of my life.
pandainasink
Totally agree. Watched this last year, and it is unspeakably beautiful and understated.
MissMiaWallace
Sorry to nerd out
foammouthguy
Please continue to nerd out
WardSharlow
The cinematography is beautiful. The pallette and texture just smother you. It's like Francis Coppola without all the murder.
Magjee
Good stuff, but I think City of God should be included. Not just as a top 10 since 2000, but just on all top lists :)
troublecliff
And Children of Men
Magjee
I'm embarrassed I forgot that one
LordoftheDance
Now that is a great fucking movie.One of my top 3 of all time. So many little things you only notice after watching the movie over and over.
kenscar
Fucking great movie you are spot on it should be in the top 5 at least
darkskies582
I would rather have CIty of God than Tree of Life.
Bahiano1993
Agreed, I'm not the only one who thinks the movie is pretentious am I?
darkskies582
Movies with dinosaurs should be more awesome
corinth314159
Forgot birdemic: shock and terror
Caniac
And where was Zoombies? Nothing scarier than undead Koalas
HamsterOnAGoat
no sharknado 2?
aninvisiblemaniac
that's number 11
hailiar
I think they must exclude the more obvious ones or something. Because they don't even mention the first Sharnado.
vbbeast
sharknado 3 was the best. I mean, there was a robot space shark baby.
gravit8
I know, and no Birdemic? What gives?
illadelphin006
Those sharknado movies were not campy enough to be any good.
Chemeli
Whoooosh
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Chemeli
You didnt get the joke honey. Accept it and move on (:
HachiStudio
You dont say that
illadelphin006
After watching dinocroc vs supergator nothing else compares.
SurfinPirate
It took me watching it about three times, but 'There Will Be Blood' is excellent.
Omnislash9
DRAAAIIIIIINAAAAAAAGGGGE
DickDastardly404
I didn't think there was enough time before the heat death of the universe to watch it three times. That movie is LONG AS FUCK.
pineconepiggybank
I was too polite to walk out of the theater watching it, not going to give it two more tries.
LordoftheDance
Didn't care for it. It insists upon itself.
brownsugarbk
I couldnt stand it
DanTuker
How about Daniel Day Lewis as The Joker in Batman?
AreYouMadAtMeOrAreYouMadAtUrself
As much as that man commits to roles, and as brutal as the role has historically been on actors, he might literally start killing people.
kingharpy
Most Paul Thomas Anderson movies are. Very heady, epic but once it clicks its amazing
ZVanderberg
Best acting performance of all time. I'll stand by that.
jezzey
I wasn't a fan, but will forever love the phrase, "I drink your milkshake, I drink it up."
jezzey
That being said, I enjoyed the movie Wanted...just to help you understand that my movie taste is shit.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
They had to re-shoot half the movie because the original actor playing Eli couldn't handle Daniel Day Lewis. The scene in the mud broke him.
DevilsArsehole
Yep. Some of that dialogue is just beautiful and the silences chilling...
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
The dude from Radiohead wrote the score
Stretch18
I may have been too intoxicated when I watched it. I'll have to give it another try...
demolitionlover09
I watched it when it came out, i was 16. I didn’t appreciate it then, maybe i should give it another shot
kingsnake1989
I AM A SINNER!!!!
daguq
I'd put it at number one.
Downvotemepussy
No shit, rewatched it recently and picked up a bunch of stuff I missed the first time. It got even better after the second time.
SurfinPirate
I only committed to it because of Daniel Day's performance in 'Gangs of New York'!
chettlar
It's even better than Gangs. My favorite performance of his, though Lincoln was utterly spotless.
HelpMeAnakinTheJediAreTakingOUVAH
Daniel Day Lewis's performance in this movie made me fall in love with movies. I saw it at the ripe old age of 15
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Very happy with No Country for Old Men
LordoftheDance
Didn't care for it. It insists upon itself.
SpikeTheGoat
I'm with you. Opinions and all, but I didn't like this movie AT ALL. And it isn't about 'getting it' or not, I just didn't like it.
spikeymaverick
I know it's a spoiler, but what's the deal with the dark secret from Ed Tom Bell? Did I miss something important there?
TriciaAlpha
His dark secret is that he deserted during WWII when he lost his whole unit, but wound up hailed as a hero.
TriciaAlpha
Well, technically abandoned his post when he figured it was a lost cause to continue defending when he was the last survivor.
spikeymaverick
Must have missed that
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
I'm not sure what you're referring to. I've seen the movie multiple times and read the book, I can maybe answer
iHaveToPoop
I liked the movie, watched it many times, but that is the most anticlimactic movie of all time... it just ends with very little resolution
YouGetNothing
I was disappointed too. I had to go online and read an explanation of the ending, because it made my head spin. Not the ending I expected.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
For a movie that had no music and about 12 lines of dialogue, it was totally fitting in my book.
sweenish
Kind of the whole point.
GavinScreaming
That was the point. Shit happens and sometimes there is no rhyme or reason.
chemed
You can't escape what's coming.
doodybird
There's plenty resolution. Sometimes the bad guy wins, and you don't find your own happy ending, then you grow old and die.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Of all these movies I'll just want to watch Spirited Away again. I like my escapism to be escapy.
FirstDagger
Did you watch The Wind Rises ?
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Yep. I thought it was alright for Miyazaki standards.
davidbowieeyes
Gorgeous, moving
Undeity
I wonder if our world is the escapist fantasy setting in a fantasy world. Are we the escapist fantasy for escapist fantasy fantasies?
EarthmanDan
Calm down Abed
Undeity
I miss that show :'(
Falos
Jungle shamans and dragon riders and pirates DREAM of spending their week making money for someone born more connected, then "dying" at 75.
Undeity
Your sarcasm is warranted sir. T'was a silly comment. I shall take my leave.
Falos
I'm bitter about being on the wrong team, when I could be pirating a dragon from a shaman. There'd probably be romantic tension too.
lordofthedice
With the dragon?
shorr
I love this short story by Neil Gaiman about a "reverse fantasy" world. Forgot all the good words to describe it
shorr
The name didn't fit in comment: Forbidden Brides of the Faceless Slaves in the Secret House of the Night of Dread Desire
dakuten
I hate that spirited away is always picked when Miyazaki's name is mentioned, it's good, don't get me wrong, but he has much better movies
Pukako
What's your favourite? I've seen most of them, and Spirited Away is my fav.
AgentClockworkOrange
My Neighbor Totoro :) That movie is wonderful.
hadoeken
If I could chime in, Princess Mononoke was a close second imho
dancelol
Or howls moving castle. That's tied with spirited away for my favs
hadoeken
I haven't seen it - will check it out :)
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Nausica, and Howl myself. Movies with Ghibili vibe I like also, Wolf Children, Summer Wars, Welcome to the Space Show, and Boy & the Beast.
whiskeyzombie
No Human Centipede?
SometimesISayDumbShit
yeah, this list has been busted
blackburrd
I'm still disappointed dthat the Asian guy who got to be front killed himself. Of all of them he had the least reason to
thisusernameisloading
I know right!
zakisback
I know right! When we tried to recreate the events in our dorm after a late night of drinking, we all realized the importance of the film.
wildcatfan4life
I would have put money on Avatar: the Last Airbender.
hooktail419
God, this list is such bullshit.
ChristopherPowerWalken
this is the only comment that matters
WraithKingPicker
Jesus fcking christ.
Azun1te
Yeah I was wondering myself, such an inspiring movie.
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I was never able to accomplish my hopes and dreams up until that movie. The third one is literally my documentary!
imisstertony
Must've been all that ass to mouth that helped you out haha
blueiverson
What about A Serbian Film???
SecretButter
I didn't think it was as bad as everyone made it out to be.
PixieSlasher
It tries too hard, IMO
Crimpwithyourthumb
The inspirational tail of a woman who finds that getting in the middle of things can bring you closer to friends u never thought you'd find
Meatspinner
"The inspirational tail of a woman" I want to believe that was an intentional pun.
Crimpwithyourthumb
I promise you.... It was
Monticello19
FEED HER!!! *shudders*
SenorPeligro
And where is 'The room'? So disappointed!!
mekalangelo
You're tearing me apart!
RBP91
"As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise."
LordGeneralHammerSmash
That won best kiss.
DoeDoesMum
Haha that's disgusting
PixieSlasher
Pucker up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cdnmDECEMBER
Still haven't forgive my friends for springing that movie on me during a movie night
DickDraper
Which one? Heard there are like 2 or 3 out and a 4th trailer?
Graygray9
The second one is absolutely disgusting!! Way worse than the first
DickDraper
As far as I'll go is watching the trailers, probably. I don't mind gore or violence, but these movies cross into a freaking weird genre.
whiskeyzombie
Haha same here, but then I had to scar someone else for life just as my friends had scarred me
cdnmDECEMBER
saaame, had them read "guts"
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
They forgot Moon.
DawnHahn
Indeed!
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
There will be blood is absolutely fantastic
PieHard
So happy to see Spirited Away made the top 5
Pardyfella
In the Mood for Love is beautiful.
KyloyRenkins
"To each his own but your opinion SUCKS"
Blastergv9
Tree of life? Really? How is that movie anywhere near the top?
TheSpindrifter
A-a-a-a-artfags!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Stopped reading the list at that point.
youngoldbravebold
Me too
ohitsonlyoli
It's a list by film critics, Film critics LOVE Terrance Malick.
Blastergv9
I still don't understand why. Most of them are filmed and edited almost identically, including tree of life
ohitsonlyoli
Don't get me Wrong.. i am a Terry Malick fan.
LordoftheDance
Didn't care for it. It insists upon itself.
OverpricedCrayon
Because Terrence Malick knows what he's doing.
Blastergv9
With a camera, yes. Film, not so much
OverpricedCrayon
You've never seen Days of Heaven
Blastergv9
No, but I have seen several of his films and they don't leave me any interest in seeing more
Aysear
+1 for Spirited Away
SlagathorTheThird
The tree of life in a top 10 movies ever list? Kek
0fuckingdmg
It's top 10 of the century
Meatspinner
Well, it's a good thing then that there are still over 80 years left in this century...
heyguysimtom
Why isn't Air Bud on the list? That's extremely surprising
Rickito3
Everytime i read BBC.. i refere to the Big genital of a black man
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
Bbc and milfs
Cereaza
Mulholland Drive was number one. I'm guessing they didn't ask 177 female film critics...
Seanthombbomb
Why would that matter??
Cereaza
Got one of those Steamy Lesbian Love scenes.
OverpricedCrayon
55 were women, 122 were men.
cleverbeans
Or sane ones. David Lynch is trash.
Cereaza
I think it's a good movie. But by no definition the best film of all time.
HashtagDadJokes
Most of that is pretentious bullshit, though.
FromDenmarkWithHate
How's the scrapes on your knuckles you dimwitted moron?
surfturd
Huh? there will be blood is fucking great
aninvisiblemaniac
I think most of the ones from the U.S. are good besides the tree of life which must've went over my head
smjack99999
It insists upon itself
TheOneTrueOpinion
a lot of time these kinds of lists read like an excuse not to take critics seriously.
LostDutchy
Bull shit. Only Tree of life maybe. Go watch A Separation.
causality
Don't you know that filling a plot with unanswered questions is way better than producing a comprehensible narrative? /s
Welcome2Nightvale
THIS!
spaizkadett
Thank god somebody said it!
mellowdrama
Right? Where's Waterworld?
TugAndChug
If you want a list of *enjoyable* movies just sort IMDB or RT by top rated.
DarthFutuza
Hence why the film critics eat it up.
beatlegs
I don't trust that comment, esp from a culture that thought "Guardians Of The Galaxy" was a great film
iwearlittlesocks
It was cool. It wasn't great
portmanteau79
well i like pretty much all of these, and some of the most obscure arthouse fare around and i though Guardians was awesome.
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
The general consensus is that if it's a movie you don't like but a lot of other people do then it's pretentious. It's not, you're just 1/2
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
close-minded. Also just because you don't like a movie doesn't mean the movie itself is bad.
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BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
It's one thing to say "I don't like a movie" its another thing to say "I don't like this movie and anyone who does is pretentious"
HAILS4TIN
Lol at people down voting you.
icameinlikeafeckingball
Okay, but some movies literally just come across as pretentious. That’s a valid opinion as well and it’s not a judgement on people (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
who liked the movie necessarily, unless they’re snobby about it. (2)
chinared
You should prolly leave out the ad hominems if you want to seem unbiased.
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
Bias toward what? Movies?
UDBV
That's because they asked film critics
RelevantForOnce
You can do the poll where you only ask dullards.
ShaunSchaf
so ask imgur?
gunshowzero
Indeed, but if the general public had their say they'd be arguing for rubbish like "Boondock Saints 2"
blacksriracha
"Who ordered the whoop-ass fajita?!"
LysanderOfSparta
I'm just glad they had No Country for Old Men. That movie is so fucking good.
LordoftheDance
Didn't care for it. It insists upon itself.
Rips4w
I disagree entirely. It left hardly an impact on me at all. The ending was just your typical, "sometimes the bad guys get away" schtick.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Have you read the book? Because it really is a fantastic adaptation of the source material. And the endings are almost identical.
Rips4w
I would definitely be interested in reading it. I typically gravitate towards the books v.s. their films, anyways.
justlurkingmovealong
tree of life was incredibly pretentious
OverpricedCrayon
I didn't think so. I loved that movie and could just stare at it for hours.
TrixieH0bbitses
Absolute garbage. That movie is absolute garbage.
MikeTheDane
I made it about 25 minutes in. Then I wanted to kill a film critic.
surfturd
don't listen to film critics. be your own critic
youngoldbravebold
The worst film I've ever seen. Loads of people left the cinema. I always regret I wasn't one of them
doyourworkidiot
I felt incredibly moved and completely loved it. One of my favorite movies ever.
TheHumanFund
I so badly wanted to walk out but I thought my friend was enjoying it. She wanted to walk out but thought I was enjoying it.
Falos
There's probably some deep, significant takeaway we can learn from that, but if I tried one it'd probably be forceddeep, and thus 2ironic4me
surfturd
Its like a visual poem. Im a pretty normal non artsy dude and I thought it was fucking cool
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
One of the most obnoxious movies I've ever had the displeasure of watching.
ThisIsYourConscienceSpeaking
It was fucking boring and totally uninteresting. I am a pretty snobby movie watcher and I hated it.
GoCorral
I've found there's often a big difference between good movies and fun movies.
0fuckingdmg
yes. this. Art doesn't have to be fun. Things can have value beyond entertainment. If you're not into art that's fine though.
reux
I agree. Used to be into film art, but realized I felt like I was watching the same stuff over and over. Now I just watch movies...
reux
...with transforming cars, superheros and/or explosions. Life is too stressful to deal with art films these days... that's just me.
HitlersWetDream
Spirited away is fucking great tho
Ivalicenyan
Its okay... its a marvel of animation, but there have been better-written ghibli movies.
Belkaland
Well, when 9 out of 10 movies Critics like are shit movies, remember that there is 1 that really is a good movie!
TheRealDwightSchrute
I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
aesthesia1
"I will not hesitate to kill you"
Falos
I don't, but I don't want you to feel lonely so we can still fight.
abetteridiot
Any list that puts Mulholland Drive as best movie of the naughts can fuck right off.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I really don't get why everyone is so obsessed with Mulholland Drive. I bet most people just think it's super deep because they don't get it
surfturd
I really liked it but top ten this century? no way
RelevantForOnce
It put it as best of the millennium so far (16 years), not just best of the naughts.
abetteridiot
I know. But "the naughts" is a hell of a lot snappier than "best of the millennium which is also only 16 years old",and my point's the same.
nothanksalotbutnothanks
It's not because you do not understand something that is shit.
abetteridiot
I didn't say it was shit – I said among many, many options it's definitely not the best. There's a difference.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
I love pretentious shit and even I agree with you. It was interesting, but the best movie of the 21st century? No way. It had no heart.
Seanthombbomb
A lot of these films are horseshit (no country an exception) spirited away is alrite but the rest are literally boring."ooh, deeper meaning"
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
If you haven't seen it Eternal Sunshine... is my fav from this list and it appeals to the mind and the heart. Really cool movie.
abetteridiot
"No heart" is well put. I have a high tolerance for pretentious stuff as well, but that movie was a lot of weaving around a hollow core.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Yeah, I mean I liked it. But it was more like, wow that made me think a lot of things, and less like, wow that rattled me to my core.
crashdummy35
Tree of Life is pretentious shit.
SweetTru
You're probably not very smart
crashdummy35
So you go to movies to learn..? I go to be ENTERTAINED newb.
FatThor89
Thank you. First thing I said after seeing that movie. Goddamn dinosaurs too.
appaismyspiritanimal
Agreed. Only ever saw that movie because a prof offered extra credit. HATED it.
crashdummy35
Watched to get some from some snooty chick. Wasn't even worth it. No where near worth it....
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
I loved it. It reminded me so much of growing up in my family I almost cried a few times. The visuals were so striking and often times 1/2
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
I was reminded of things in my childhood about me and my brother that afterward I called and told him I loved him. Never related 2/3
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
to a movie so much. I think it nailed growing up as a young man in the 80's and 90's perfectly. But that was just my experience with it. fin
OverpricedCrayon
I thought it took place in the 60's
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
I think it does too. I guess I mean before kids were so plugged in. I can see it being hard for a younger generation to relate too.
RippleFx
The biggest turd to come out in movie history.
TheSpindrifter
Dracula's Dog? Dumb and Dumber? Any sequel claiming to belong to Highlander? Batman and Robin? O Brother Wherefore Art Thou?
icameinlikeafeckingball
Downvoted you for Oh Brother Where Art Thou. That movie was fucking brilliant. And let’s be honest, considering it’s style and intention,(1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
completely regardless of both of our personal opinions and experience of the movie, I think you know very well that that movie does not (2)
icameinlikeafeckingball
belong on a list with the others you’ve mentioned. (3)
SgtTimBob
Pretty much my first reaction to this list.
creepyzebra
I know, it shouldn't be on this list
Whozdatgrl
Agree 100%.
MakerOnTheMove
Only movie I've ever actually wanted to walk out of. Only reason I stayed was I didn't drive.
LordoftheDance
Didn't care for it. It insists upon itself.
lostnortherner
Well, now I have to go and watch Family Guy.
WTT24
Seriously. Seeing that on this list makes me question the entire thing.
DarthFutuza
Critics are stupid.
Fredfinks
look at the list.'ooh look a women in a hijab, boyhood & some obscure japanese thing. A good 'pretentious' movie is Grand Budapest hotel.
Distractedlurker
Mulholland Drive would be a great movie even without the frequent and gratuitous nudity.
cleverbeans
I was baffled to see it listed here. The movie was completely forgettable. David Lynch is highly overrated despite his clout.
LordoftheDance
But that's the only part of the movie I've seen.
axelmanFR
13 year old me would like to have a word with you !
wilsonflanges
I think this might be a rare case where the nudity wasn't gratuitous--Ok, maybe a little.
mininimi
It wasn't gratuitous. Note the contrast between the idealized lesbian scene earlier and the gritty masturbation of her later
mininimi
It's about showing her dream relationship in the context of how their actual relationship fell apart
twofishtails
There is no such thing as gratuitous nudity.
AmelieWithSpoon
I was going to use a gif of the two women making out naked but didn't want the post to be flagged
IAlwaysPost140Characters
I find your lack of courage disturbing ;) Seriously though. That movie was weird as hell. Took 3 watches and the internet to understand it.
iHaveToPoop
Never really understood that movie. My interpretation is that part of the movie was her fantasy / dream, and part was reality?
uusinimi
it's meant to fuck your mind, there's no right answer to what happens.
valormorghulis
The end of the movie where everything changes is her real life. The rest of the movie is a dream from the perspective of someone about to
valormorghulis
Commit suicide
vibrantlightsaber
Agreed
RearAdmiralFloyd
Spirited Away, first Miyazaki movie I ever saw, couldn't put the movie down afterwards.
EricFromAccounts
...Why were you holding the movie in your hands instead of just watching it
DarkUranium
Because someone superglued it to his hands, duh. Haven't you read the comment?
RearAdmiralFloyd
WHAT IF I BOUGHT TWO COPIES TED, WHAT IF I BOUGHT TWO COPIES!?
nasreal
1 I have watched it at least 20 times, possibly his best, certainly one of the best animated films ever produced. The fact that it's on...
nasreal
2 the list at least shows some taste from the critics. Seriously one of my favorite movies.
RearAdmiralFloyd
Same thoughts here, I'm trying to find a way to watch the Wind Rises. That was the name right? I thought it was poor it got limited release.
nasreal
I believe that's the title of his latest one yeah, i didn't get to see it yet either
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Why is Ernest Goes to Camp not on here? Or what about I Spit On Your Grave?
TheSpindrifter
SINCE Y2K.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I Spit On Your Grave was 2010. And Ernest saved Christmas once, so he should be put on this list regardless because of that feat.
ConfusedAxis
Any of these lists that don't include "Cannibal Holocaust" can fuck right off.
DeusCaritasEst
The Ernest movies are so good they are in a class of their own. It's just implied that they would get first place if included....
DeusCaritasEst
Know what I mean, Vern? https://media.giphy.com/media/trjUtMbysPNLO/giphy.gif
iluvbunbuns
Or I Spit On Your Grave 3?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Are the sequels similar premises as the first? And are they as good? It's hard to top the bath tub of lye...
iluvbunbuns
I actually never saw any of them, just always see the titles on Amazon prime video.
imyourrealdad
I watched Mulholland Drive twice and still have no idea what the fuck it is about.
OverpricedCrayon
David Lunch has said to this day no ones come close to figuring out what Mulholland Drive is completely about.
OverpricedCrayon
Haha David Lunch. I mean LYNCH (shit iPhone auto correct)
CliftonSantiago
The first 3/4ths of the movie Naomi Watts is imagining a fantasy where she meets her lover and rescues her, they fall in love, and Rita is
CliftonSantiago
(2/?) dependant on Betty the end of the movie is her remembering the actual relationship before killing herself. Diane/Betty actually came
CliftonSantiago
(3/? )to Hollywood but it wasn't idyllic like in her fantasy, she blamed getting passed over on roles because of the underground mob guys
CliftonSantiago
(4/?) pulling the strings, Rita leaves her for Adam (the director), then Diane hires a hitman and has Rita killed before
CliftonSantiago
(5/5) succumbing to the guilt and killing herself. (end)
AustinAlex
Boyhood can fuck o- IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE!
alteriron
12 years a slave?
GiantButtHead
Yeah should've called it adulthood.
HOOMANGUY
Was about to say this. Most things on this list are just condescending shit.
javaknowledge
Unpopular opinion. Wasnt a fan
blurgh
Ever more unpopular opinion. I liked it
cutthroatink15
Or just watch the hp series
Acylic
Your comment is bad and you should feel bad
maravirocnroll
I wanna talk about how awesome Boyhood is!
blurgh
Loved it
kedtheduck
It was a great fucking movie too. You can relate on a more personal level with some situations too
thecolonels
I can't believe the hate its getting. Its the only movie to straight up fuck me. Maybe you guys didn't relate to it or something.
Zelko13
Yeah I can't believe they took 12 years to make a shitty movie.
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
More like manhood. I'll see myself out
housev1l
It had such potential with that 12 years & ended up being an aimless, wondering bore of a film. It's over three hours too.
saintofchaoticgood
I didn't care for it, kind of a let down. The Squid and the Whale is better I think.
UltimateBooty
Hitler took like at least 30-40 before he started killing jews.
FilmMagician
wait wait... so he had to film 10 minutes a year? Insane.
AustinAlex
That's not how movies work...
FilmMagician
But it is how a joke works.
AustinAlex
Yeah I just noticed your username. Shit.
FilmMagician
Lol.
danield27
12 years a boy
bud467
I hated that movie.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
HE GOT SHOT NINE TIMES!
Molkifier
It took a really long time to make. It took longer than it took thEM TO MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
YouCapturedMe
The characters age in it without makeup
Spankmaster2000
Having had a shitty childhood,I gain no entertainment from others shitty childhoods.And they could have done it in three months with makeup.
UnPossibleMagician
Food fight took arount about the same time.
ThePillowman
Still surprised it's in the Top 10; a film can be 20 years in the making (Mad Max: Fury Road) and deserve a higher spot.
joelasko
Thief and the Cobbler took at least 20 and it's way more exciting.
Unquote
So what, it doesn't mean it's good by default.
AustinAlex
That's the joke.
ArcticLink91
Both Boyhood and Whiplash were nominated for best picture the same year and Whiplash was shot in 19 days.
AustinAlex
Fuck I gotta watch Whiplash again. That movie is a masterpiece.
aarhusianer
It was (sorry) boring. And I'm normally in to art films etc.
ThomasTShiftlet
(1/2) I don't think you can really judge Boyhood like other movies. It's more of an experiment in film-making than an actual movie. I'm not
ThomasTShiftlet
(2/2) saying it's cinematic gold, or even silver, but I find it amazing that they were even able to finish it. A lot can change in 12 years.
plyinglemon
It's like poetry, IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE.
Glumpy
Loved that film. Takes some appreciation for the craft and the ability to delve into a drawn out storyline to properly enjoy though.
soggyscone
I didn't think much of it. Nothing really happened. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't that engaging either.
Dallium
It takes some appreciation for filmmaking to wonder why critics liked a movie with average cinematography, awful performances and a (1/2)
Glumpy
Take your opinion
Dallium
Non-plot. The ONLY reason critics liked that pile of meh is 12 YEARS TO MAKE.
Glumpy
And I can tell by your favorites you're obsessed with marvel so I don't give a fuck what you think you know about film hahaha.
Glumpy
I'm just tired of these "knowaholics" on the web. 400lb fucks who sit back and jerk off to arguments they think they're winning.
ThePillowman
Wow, condescending much?
Seanthombbomb
Ive seen all these movies and they're all pretty shit.. tree of life is the most pretentiouspiece of shit ever.. nothing happens. literally
suiseiseki
SageSparrow
The song drives me nuts. It's actually a shit movie
AustinAlex
Oh Christ, I forgot about the shitty fucking song too.
SirCularity
Yeah, it's the story of a boy who grows up shot as the actor ages in real life.
AustinAlex
You can do that with better actors and makeup and a more cohesive everything in a shorter amount of time.
SirCularity
K
SirCularity
Not sure why I'm getting downvoted? It's a true fact.
HaveNotOf
Maybe it's because saying something that's true isn't automatically the same as saying something that contributes to the conversation.
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
Richard linklater is a goddamn artist my friend. Watch slacker
AustinAlex
Linklater is a sellout hack trying to cling to any shred of artist cred he once had.
Glumpy
Went to the same college as the sister in that film. Never spoke to her, but after watching that film I felt like I knew her too much.
hichhkrjo
CCA??? Me too! Had her in a bunch of classes, and knowing her irl made me never want to watch the movie.
Ilikeyogurt
Why?
Glumpy
Yup in Oakland, hahhaha. I only had her in one of those core classes. I remember really enjoying her work though
Glumpy
small world
AustinAlex
It's the biggest world I've ever known!
ImFrank
THEY DID THEIR WAITING! TWELVE YEARS!! IN AZKABAN!
IAmSierra
i love you.
sweatypepperoni
No, it was in Boyhood. Calm down Mr. Frank
ImFrank
Oh, my apologies.
MadamPuddifoot
Twelve years of it*
ImFrank
Oh it's a quote? What from?
stankpuss
Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban
stankpuss
I see now that I dun goofed
fearandloathebananas
As a fan of the director, Boyhood was amazing, but if you don't like Linklater's style, yeah, I do understand why you don't like it.
AustinAlex
I love School of Rock but I don't think Boyhood had much of a style, it started off with an idea and then just got kinda lost over time.
PatrikLilja
I liked it. But I guess you must be in the mood for it. If you want some fast thrills and fun it won't do it.
BoobDylan
My problem was that there were no likable characters except the dad. I didn't care for anyone's plights or motives so it was just a chore.
theinconvenienttruth
It's typical pretentious crap by a film maker who is more interested in doing something different rather then doing it well
downtherabbithole13
Fuck right off
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Username checks out
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
oh my GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD
username063
They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me!
housev1l
All right. Settle down & have a corn.
SemiVirtuous
I can only read this in Rich Evans voice
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
My uncle is in this movie :) he's the mean stepdad
ChunkyMonkeyFunky
Which stepdads?
abandcalleddawes
You're going to have to be more specific?
naught101
The army dude, I'd assume.
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
His name is Marco Perella - he was the second husband, so the step dad - if I remember correctly.
shelbyleonard
I HATE SQUASH
HarryHamwallet
the abuser? I hated that guy sooo much, which means your uncle is a good actor! (or an actual asshole)
GeorgeoftheDongle
Cool! A family friend of mine's daughter had a small part in it
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
He's one of the friendliest dudes. Totally outgoing in an entertaining way, lol total actor. He lives and acts in Austin, where it filmed.
bawbalicious
The military dude? (In the film)
ThePizzaCook
The drunk grey haired rich one (in the film)
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Mmm no he wasn't military, I think that was the father. He was the abusive second husband if I remember correctly. His name is Marco Perella
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
Oh my God, did you say TWELVE YEARS?
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Nope... he said 2 years...
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ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
*Whoosh* there goes the joke over your head...
ComoSeIguana
Loud noises!!
IALWAYSUPVOTESAUCE
Seeing RLM references on imgur makes me happy :)
MichelGoussu
RLM ?
RumpBuffalo
Red letter media. YouTube channel. Funny. I think I got everything in there...
MichelGoussu
I'll have a look, thank you kind sir
BasisPoints
That's right, Susan!
Equinox42
I want to talk about FUCKING BOYHOOD, JAY
PuckerUpButtercup
Its the BEST MOVIE EVER, KID
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
Boyhood should retroactively win all the Oscars from the past TWELVE YEARS because it took TWELVE YEARS to make!
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
it's better than the GREAT WALL OF CHINA
GuloGulo420
https://youtu.be/sknC30HwDWw
Fredfinks
*Susan
AgolfHiller
did you just say TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYHOOD
Skittleballs
Shhh don't say that too loud or Jared Fogle will show up.
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
BOYHOOD
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
BOY
TheOjkk
In the HOOD!
mushycow
BOYZ N THE HOOD
amkoc
I TELL YOU HWAT
lameasarob
Don't care how long it took. Still a terrible movie.
fuckingmagnetshowdotheywork
I agree completely
redstonepowah
You would enjoy the thing this is referencing then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzhpbXQDl6g
Cereaza
Best distinction I can find. Metacritic review for Boyhood. 100/100 by Critics. 7.7/10 by audiences.
andrewtater
Yup. It's a unique idea but terrible film. And Mulholland Drive just got confusing for me, spent toomuch effort being artsy and ended up bad
AustinAlex
Yeah, the joke is that the twelve years to make bit is used to deny all criticism.
Glumpy
I think its a movie for people who can relate to it.
twurkle
That move is literally my life. I could. It relate to it more if I tried. I lived places it was filmed/set. Still hate that boring movie.
HaveNotOf
I think it's a movie for people who like the kind of movie that it is.
KjTheLightning
what about people who can't relate to it or to aging like a normal person in general?
Glumpy
Idk what you mean by people that are ageing like a normal person in general, lol. But people that cannot relate to the story in 1/2
KjTheLightning
i mean people who lived without living, like for example, living the same socially empty fucking day almost every day for 5 years.
Glumpy
2/2 Boyhood, prob. wouldn't feel as attached to the film as someone who grew up with a single mom, shitty stepfathers, an absent dad etc...
HandsomeSwede
What! I fucking loved it. It's as far removed as pretentious as you can get; it's just a glimpse into someone's life. I thought it was great
theinconvenienttruth
That's what's pretentious about it, it's not a film, it's not a story, it's not anything it's shity home video passed off as "art"
WLAFadeaway
Whoah there. Classic Hollywood cinema isn't the only way to make a "film". Watch some Antonioni, Bergman, Tarkovsky. Beautiful films.
HandsomeSwede
But...it IS art. You're the one with obvious pretenses about what comprises art. The film moved me and many others, obviously it's art.
theinconvenienttruth
only thing it moved was my bowls what could possibly be moving about it NOTHING HAPPENED We watched a small twerp turn into a bigger twerp
AustinAlex
It's pretentious because it assumes it's better than it actually is. That and the terrible acting, bad cinematography, bland story and
dramorak
What's bad about it?
JimJonesKoolAidSurvivor
It's shit
xzxw
I thought it was really good, but only because it was made over 12 years. If it hadn't been, it would have been uninteresting.
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
Booooooooriiiiing
FaultyStarsNoConstellations
There is litterally NOTHING more to it, than it took forever to make. So much work for an incredibly bland/uninteresting movie
sup3rflyy
It's not bad. The story is simply that though - boyhood. You're watching a cold grow up over the course of twelve years.
andrewtater
I lived that. Why watch a movie about it. You think 'Nam vets want to watch movies about VietCong? No, it sucked, my balls were lonely, fin.
CrispyCream
It just sounds like a terrible idea when you say it out loud,"hey after i'm done school and working i'm going to go watch a movie about it"
JackThePumpkinKing
It's boring, overplayed, clichéd, the dialogue is boring, and rellies on the gimic that it's all the same actors over Twelve Years.
heyblackwolf
And the kid is one of the most annoying and difficult to feel for. He just annoyed the shit out me. I regret buying the BR before watching.
housev1l
I saw it in the theater with my GF. I ended up fabricating bathroom breaks just to make the time go faster.
Femail76
Literally has no rise or fall. Its literally flat.
zindarato
I think that's supposed to be the point. I liked it for what it was
WLAFadeaway
Welcome to Richard Linklater. Think of it as cinematic poetry.
naught101
So.. like most people's real life then? Not every narrative has to follow the path of least resistance...
DwaneDibbley
Why "critics" alway likes unwatchable movies?
OverpricedCrayon
Because movies can and should be about more than just straight forward narratives with easy to understand plots
icameinlikeafeckingball
I think it’s possible to achieve that though without being pretentious and boring. And I don’t mean ‘boring’ in the sense that it (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
doesn’t have tits or a gunfight every five minutes. I mean movies where literally nothing meaningful happens ever. (2)
OverpricedCrayon
Many meaningful things happen in Tree of Life or any other movie on this list
CrazyCatLad
I love stories that don't try to be too fancy.
OverpricedCrayon
I can like them too but they also get extremely predictable. It's why Hollywood is in a slump right and we have 200 super hero movies
CrazyCatLad
Lawd I'm so sick of super hero shit. But here I am, counting down until Luke Cage released on Netflix. I'm such a plebeian. Sidenote 1/2
CrazyCatLad
I'm writing a medieval, low-fantasy trilogy (about 350,000 words so far). I refuse to put in stupid betrayals for the sake 2/3
doctormilhouse
So, I saw There Will Be Blood finally. Great title for a film, by the way. You couldn't have a better title, really. (1)
Sweatpantsboner
I like the book title: OIL!
doctormilhouse
Except for maybe "There Will Be Tits." You could have a Theatre, and just play There Will Be Blood, and There Will Be Tits.
doctormilhouse
You wouldn't even need another film! That's the end of cinema right there!
doctormilhouse
"Hey you wanna go see a film?" "Oh, I don't know. Will there be blood?" "There will be blood!" "I'm in! I'm in!"
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
This fucking going anywhere?
doctormilhouse
So, I went and saw There Will Be Blood, and there wasn't any fucking blood!
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
There was a little blood...
Pmic1987
These are mostly a specific types of movies.....the crictics tastes have clearly shown through.
Steelflight
They all have goatees or soul patches
LettucePrime
Yes. There Will be Blood and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind. Incredibly similar films.
ManNamedTim
were you holding out for the avengers or something?
uusinimi
there aren't that many movies with complicated storylines or timeline jumping back and forth. these movies stand out in their own nice way.
mininimi
I mean boyhood, no country for old men and a separation are very different than tree of life or mullholland drive
Pmic1987
Went back and read the whole 100 list...this a pretentious list of homer wannabes.
RealScienceMan
They want deep thought provoking movies, or at least things that try to be, good fun is often left by the wayside.
uusinimi
maybe because there isn't universal good fun. very few comedy films are liked by everyone
RealScienceMan
Yea but you can say that about anything.
bumbl3b33
Boyhood being in the top ten confirms that this list is a sham.
PandraPierva
No country for old men made the list shit right off the bat
conkerheadedberk
are you deaf blind?
PandraPierva
nah i just hated that fucking movie. Decent acting but I found the way then ended it pretentious
DoctorDoomAndGloom
So are the other ones not worth watching as well? Haven't seen any of them
bumbl3b33
The only one I haven't seen is I YI: A ONE AND A TWO, but the rest are good.
FilmMagician
THANK YOU
HeThrustsHisFistsAgainstthePostsandStillInsistsHeSeesYourMom
But it took 12 years to make!
aarhusianer
12 years a slave
Molkifier
Didn't take 12 years to make. It's a fucking misleading title.
hailiar
But that's how long they slaved away on Boyhood.
Tators11
DID YOU SAY TWEEEELVE YEAAAARS?
Blastergv9
and tree of life
IAmLateToThisBut
Tree of Life is more up to taste imo. Not everyone liked 8 1/2 either but that doesn't make either of them bad films.
daneo136
God I hate that movie so much
eeplate
I really loved boyhood, what was wrong with it?
ifeltlikejackiebrown
Why?
HandsomeSwede
I loved it. It was just really simple and unpretentious.
Seanthombbomb
Thats why it is pretentious.. a simple movie with little or nothing happening.. inception should be on this list.. best movie of century..
HandsomeSwede
So things have to constantly be happening for it to not be pretentious, or what? It has to be ENTERTAINING?
CaptainCostaRica
The movie it's about the life of a regular average person. Why do people think the character has to go through hell to make the movie good?
Kaitou
I understand why people can like it, but how does it top in the world?
HandsomeSwede
It's just opinions.
icameinlikeafeckingball
You’re entitled to your opinion but I think unpretentious is the exact opposite of what this movie was.
HandsomeSwede
How do you figure?
icameinlikeafeckingball
Well to be fair I haven’t actually seen it, but the way it was marketed just made it seem very pretentious to me. It seemed to promote (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
the kind of ‘authenticity’ that is completely forced and unauthentic, and it seemed too centered around the gimmick of having taken (2)
HandsomeSwede
Marketing has everything to do with money and almost nothing to do with the director's vision. Which, by the way, was simple: Portray a life
SirCularity
I think it proves that you don't have a sophisticated taste in movies. Not a bad thing! But this is a critics' list.
JonestownClassPresident
Do you realise how douchey that sounds?
SirCularity
Ah, whatever. You're all a bunch of fucking idiots anyways.
YouGuysHaveWeirdUsernames
I enjoyed it but I don't think it should have been in the top 10 movies since 2000
bumbl3b33
I have a minor in Film Studies. I understand that taste is subjective, but from a technical point of view, Boyhood is garbage.
SirCularity
Meh. I have an English major, and I think the concept/storytelling was great! That's not to say I'm an expert, but I think the list holds up
ifeltlikejackiebrown
Please specify?
GavinScreaming
think people would care about it very much if it wasn't filmed over 12 years 2/2
GavinScreaming
It's just... bland. The acting downright bad at times, the writing isn't great, the cinematography is boring as hell. I really don't 1/2
ImFrank
Like having a sophisticated taste for wine. What normal person gives a shit? Seems like you're just making life difficult for yourself.
ByThePowerofCommonSense
They have done at least one study showing that wine critics can't actually tell wines essentially
YouGuysHaveWeirdUsernames
I feel like you have seen the Adam Ruins Everything video on that. The blind taste tests do suggest otherwise though
ByThePowerofCommonSense
There is a good article on i09 talking about it and it uses the study I was thinking of