I have been sporting a beard since conception and it’s luxurious enough to nest a rare bird such as the dodo or even possibly an Asian mallard. I can smack my shin straight into a solid oak table and not so much as whisper “Ouchie”. I once fought a blind homeless man for rights to urinate in the corner of an alley, and lost. I can sleep unaided by drugs for 27 hours straight. I swim like a fish and fuck like a mongoose. A cross between redneck and hillbilly, I can keep a house heated with nothing more than a lighter and a bottle of truck grease. I’ve lived on three different continents and crapped my pants at least twice since adulthood. My favorite spice, chili paste, my favorite color...darkness. Most of all, I love my girlfriend. Get me to the front page and I’ll finally close Imgur, get off the toilette and propose to that amazing woman.
Yeah I like it too +1 friend
Something something men win battle of the sexes but only cuz your doing great there
Meh
Not a moist vagina anywhere
I say all angry, “who’s there!?!?””
Yeah first thought I had was, this was definitely Tutankhamen’s bracelet yo!
You can zoom on images? Click the picture and spread it out to enhance
I wonder if I’ve peaked in life
Pamper yourself! Literally every extra dollar or moment you have spend treating yourself
And steak and that southwest chipotle sauce
Yes you do!!
Depression
The last one?!?!?!??
Chili nachos
How do you know this
I like you. I think I shall
How dare you
I read they actually had a massive leak some kids discovered on dirt bikes they tried to cover with the hacking lie. Fuckin sick
Dammit were!!! Fuck your grammar nazis
Men to do nothing
I’m a grown ass man and if I want to punch a nazi and face them consequences then full send. All it takes for evil to conquer is for good
As a construction worker I approve this message
I am literally watching this scene on rv as I scrolled past this. What are the odds!?
This is the way
lol took me a minute