dwight

512 pts ยท February 3, 2012


I approve of this gif.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This nail was the reason I logged in to comment.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Joke so dark it was put on parole

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

OP will surely deliver.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

That was pretty sarcastic.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, were you sitting in the stall next to me yesterday?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy who is always eager to send pictures of my penis. Is that weird?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Finally, someone who understands the Constitution. Have an upvote!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who wants a picture of my penis?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait... Does a woman want my nudes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My carnival goldfish has survived over 2 years so far.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a Republican I think this is one of the stupidest things I've heard from a politician.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An Austrian! Well, g'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well played, @tipdub. Well played.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know that was an SNL skit, right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dick pics available from me upon request. Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

"This chicken is so black, Kim Kardashian wants to date it." - Gordon Ramsay

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you Taylor Swift?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a nudist, it's easier than you think.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That shit fire, fam.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your patronage.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fact: I am Dwight.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jim is pathetic.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Truth.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes I am.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP -->

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who likes foot fetish porn. Where should he go?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are a twisted mofo. I like you.

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