Mar 6, 2015 2:58 PM
GarthAIgar
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tausigmanova
Just started this show and am on season 2 ep 2. Loving it :)
ImmortalAzrael
Let's not forget the episode that was all about him trying to kill a fly.
illuminaty
Who here has actually not watched Breaking Bad?
Hitch1992
thats it, im finally gonna start watching breaking bad.
FangornRoots
twerkingbad
I'm relevant!
slywater
one of my favorite scenes
madmockingbird
MalcomInTheMiddle4ever
rudestdude
Oh you're a big big boy chandler
MP3isnotacrime
Good ol' Tony the Toilet Buddy. Heh.
Yorubademon
http://imgur.com/DIwn1xs I can't stop watching. When does it end?
NgeruiscatinMaori
Still a better love story than Twilight
charlesxavier
GreggJohnson
Yes, THIS is the man that broke bad.
jellyiv
is walt doing a russian dance in that scene?
eromitlab
Jesse. JESSE!
rpcarroll
always upvote breaking bad --- ALWAYS!!!!!
Geogon
Nice post OP! Now let's celebrate!
brookers
Bro Level. That scene was probably my favorite in the series. Hank was so badass!
likeasiringtinsir
not knowing the context makes this alot funnier
Mitchz95
Don't know the context, can confirm.
dedradawn
I know the context, and you're probably right. There are drugs in the toilet.
MaybeGrapes
How do you know it's funnier if you don't know the context?
Ive seen this post twice, once before I knew it and once after. It is funnier if you dont know the context
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
This is glorious.
TheWhisperingWindsofShit
LordChewie
I always up vote Heisenberg.
Heisenbeer
what about me?
close enough
TY, hows your ship mate doing?
Frozen in carbonite for his protection.
redswhinez
i just binge watched BB for the last 3 weeks, and I'm wrecked. So good. So bad. So friggin amazing.
bienmenso
It makes your standards skyrocket! I just watched it for like the 3rd time and I dont know what to watch now! Nothing really compares...
Where are you at in the story? I've seen the series 4 times all the way through. Fanboy at heart lol.
honey i'm done! The show blew me away, I know I'll revisit it again eventually. 'Bettercallsaul' - you ARE a fanboy!
Really? I can assure you when you rewatch the series you'll discover many new things you missed the fist time around.
I Imagine him yelling that to Hank in season 5
sugar3
My name is Asac Schraeder
"... And you can go f*** yourself."
flowseeker
Bryan cranston looks like magneto in days of future past
Jamiebeag
Heisenbender
edissick
You mean Michael Fassbender is turning into a younger Bryan Cranston
http://forums-cdn.appleinsider.com/4/4e/4e8b5fa1_NEr2hQuLPUnQvv_1_2.jpeg
ShitSpackledMuppetFart
Brychael Cranbender?
FvcktangularBondulance
Pretty sure the Cranbenders we got last night is what's giving me this hangover, amirite
sideslick
Britishname Cobblepot?
tygerpsimatrix
bishibishi
Brilliant
dopeness24
why i love family guy
[deleted]
01010111011001010110110001100011011011110110110101100101
**this episode is horrible
WearAHelmet
Beautiful!! :')
IamEvilHomer
more like Beautif-Hal....I'll see myself out.
ItsFRONKENsteen
I'm trying, really trying to like Better Call Saul... but the magic hasn't hit yet for me
SmerkBich
Ehhh, it's picking up. also: FRAU BLUCHER...NAAAAYYYYYY
DeciMonster
Sex toilet.
Keep with it. We're barely in the first season. It'll get butter. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
It's definitely gonna get butter
IWishIWasBlank
Eh? It hit me, and I was skeptical. I'm expecting a good build, the same way BrBa started slow and each episode was better than the last.
oneillwith2ls
Couldn't agree more. You can't expect the first episodes to be at the level of the best episodes of BrBa. It'll come. I can wait.
MotherOfFlagons
This. I am loving the pace, cinematography, music, and acting. Hugely skeptical at first too.
Also +1 for "FRONKEN"
is that like Galactica's 'frack' everything?
Their fight scenes were incredibly realistic. Remember the one in season 4 where they spend like 2 minutes going at it and are exhausted?
GingerTheBeard
yes, i loved that.
You bugged my car?
CopperWench
Yes! Every time you see a fight scene, you should stop and think about how bumping your head on a cupboard can ruin your entire day.
blitherypoop
Adrenaline in a fight does reduce some of the pain, but...yeah.
Can you walk?
Yes.
then get the fuck up and never come back
Mewmus
Fun Factoid about Breaking Bad - Jesse was originally supposed to die in the first season, but fan response kept him alive :)
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
I thought it was the writer's strike cutting off the end of s1 that kept him alive.
and in the end Jess was the one that lived. Such great irony.
Makes you wonder the many directions the show could have went If they killed him off.
SPOILER HERE: It's kinda funny, too, because despite coming close to dying so many times, he's the one that survives the series.
Jesse's been through hell and back, numerous times throughout the series. I think it's safe to say he's completely broken after the finale.
Ya know, everyone goes on and on about how he earned his happy ending. His 2ND girlfriend was just murdered and he'll be using within days.
SPOILERS: Not just Andrea. Jane died next to him.. He lived a while thinking he was a major factor in her death... Until Walt admitted (1/?)
Better Call Saul for hours. Lol. Did you watch BTS tonight?
He killed her. I couldn't imagine what went through his head when he heard Walt killed Jane. Props. I could talk breaking bad or (2/?)
aceventurainacoolhat
Best thing I've seen all day. And I've been on xhamster
TGWeaver
It'd be even better if it wasn't a repost.
Raddmiral
I've heard xhamster is a pretty cool site. Just sayin'.
Sofriggingawesome
me 2!
kantackistan
...oh my gosh you aren't kidding, that's a website... Who thought of that name?!
iSoulend
Dude...
YourGod
AND ANOTHER 50 WIERD SITES!
Cuntortionist
Twice
Hemagglutinin
I was hoping this was related to hamster dance.com....how wrong I was.
nicefully
good idea.
TheImgurServer
come on bro, videobox is life.
DaDisser
I like that enough people know that site to make you top comment lol
scurve
Lemon-stealing whores!
rboyyy
+1 you dirty dog you
bottoms
PornMD.com. It's your hub to every porn site....ever.
VarrenHunter
.
JdrummerG
i was just there :D
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Had to favorite the post just for this comment, 'cuz of all the good site tips. imgur has a \r\nsfw? who knew.
d0rm13
I read this, then looked it up thinking there would be cute animals.
There weren't cute animals.
lol
ac112
I hate hamsters. Evil little creatures.
SYGNOSTiC
Funniest comment I've seen all day
Thanks!
fuckyeahimcanadian
Clearly you haven't seen; CLIMAX SHOTS #70: MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER yet...
ThouBeardHead
Porn Hub master race
MundaneFacts
R">tubR">e.R">">e.com">R">e">com">R">">e.com">R">e.com">R">tube.com">Redtube.com xvideos.com imgur.com/r/realgirls imgur.com/r/nsfw_gif reddit.com/r/gonewild tumblr with #porn #etc
Step 1: create tumbler account. Step 2: search "#porn"
Wraithly
Something something, vagina, something something penis.
samrye
,
Hemorage
EnvySTU
OhTheDirtyThingsIWouldDoToEmmaWatson
aGirlWithoutAname
Cumloude ("">om (">r.com (stole my xvids!) Porndig.com fapdu.com guess you could try lewdclub.com lol
thegreatwhodini
Ooooh saving for later
PainfulTruthBeautifulLie
lol etc.
Didn't want to get to graphic, but my favorite so far is #cumshot
52william
I.. I... I dont know what that is..
Jerenemy
It's women who were formerly hamster, hence "X"hamster. If you're a science teacher, share the source with your students.
tekkenchoir
*Runs over to cover your eyes while steering you away, shouting at the top of my lungs LALALALA NOTHING TO SEE HERE, LET'S GET YOU HOME*
mijosm
It's got lots of naked ladies on it. Not many hamsters, though.
DrGrordbort
or xs come to think of it
KFizzle
Seriously people if I wasn't at work right now, i'd drop a mammoth list.
UserSubmariner
Commenting for lols when kfizzle drops meatspin or goatse or something on you chumps.
muchmeerkat
:)
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Dooooo go on :)
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
You should do that when you get back.
AmArschdieRaeuber
How about tblop.com
Drop it like you're clumsy!
imnotokaywiththis
Commenting for update. Pls don't let me down.
ChimiFuckinChanga
By all means when you get off either list it or make a post!
SpaceDeath
HappyTheWingedCat
What you did there.. I see it. :p
pandapaintcan
Commenting for delivery
wabitgirl
Ooh guuuuuurl. Xhamster's got some good shit that's hard to find other places.
Clitastrophe
Just this morning I was watching hot wax filling a certain orifice. There was one with the nails... The hot peppers... the tacks...
healthinspector
It's like indie porn almost
NormalNorman
...liiiike
Just look for Asian femdom porn. Xhamster has the best for that shit.
Acornlad
They really do. I like how you can have a lot of favorites.
freeballs
psssst... Bing's video search is really good for finding stuff. You wouldn't think Bing could find anything, but it can
I don't watch porn on my computer anymore.
manofthewild07
only reason I use bing...
Kevinlee487
I've completely stopped using google on my PC. My phone has it built into the main screen, but Bing is far better for....science...
IFuckedYourSistersAss
Nice try Microsoft ¬¬
azazyel
http://imgur.com/8R6LDY2
acinomb
This gif is glorious, thank you!
TheJonSnowShow
YouMightGetIdeas
That gif never gets old.
i really need a schtickle of fluoride to go with this.
quietrage
Lol
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
::makes shooty fingers::
O_O I love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA
You, friend, have made my day.
Smigions
Sauce I need sauce!!!! Please!!
Bearjamin
Commenting for later
Thank you kind stranger.
CompanysOkay
commenting also
Zandress
Coming back for this!
ObviBro
that was amazing.
Kowabungo
THE ENDING HE SAID BITCH YEAAAAHHH
lucasi27
Hell yeah!
DicenTheReindeer
I forget how funny Bryan Crantson is. You know, going from the bumbling dad on Malcom in the Middle to being Heisenberg.
CamelSpotter
He used to voice some of the monsters in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, if I recall correctly.
ArnoldBlinken
I've loved him since he was Tim Watley, DDS on Seinfeld.
Osper
I think he did some anime voice work too, a long time ago.
That time Tim Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes. Oh Heisenberg.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
"I'm convinced that Tim Watley converted to Judaism purely for the jokes!"
does that offend you as a jewish person?
No, it offends me as a comedian!
"Jerry, I didn't think you'd show."
wait, was that "Jerry, I didn't think YOU'D show," or "Jerry, I didn't think you'd SHOW?"
ProbablyPooping
This episode was on today!
LarvaLamp
Your an anti-Dentite!
a raaaabid anti-dentite!
tausigmanova
Just started this show and am on season 2 ep 2. Loving it :)
ImmortalAzrael
Let's not forget the episode that was all about him trying to kill a fly.
illuminaty
Who here has actually not watched Breaking Bad?
Hitch1992
thats it, im finally gonna start watching breaking bad.
FangornRoots
twerkingbad
I'm relevant!
slywater
one of my favorite scenes
madmockingbird
MalcomInTheMiddle4ever
rudestdude
Oh you're a big big boy chandler
MP3isnotacrime
Good ol' Tony the Toilet Buddy. Heh.
Yorubademon
http://imgur.com/DIwn1xs I can't stop watching. When does it end?
NgeruiscatinMaori
Still a better love story than Twilight
charlesxavier
GreggJohnson
Yes, THIS is the man that broke bad.
jellyiv
is walt doing a russian dance in that scene?
eromitlab
Jesse. JESSE!
rpcarroll
always upvote breaking bad --- ALWAYS!!!!!
Geogon
Nice post OP! Now let's celebrate!
brookers
Bro Level. That scene was probably my favorite in the series. Hank was so badass!
likeasiringtinsir
not knowing the context makes this alot funnier
Mitchz95
Don't know the context, can confirm.
dedradawn
I know the context, and you're probably right. There are drugs in the toilet.
MaybeGrapes
How do you know it's funnier if you don't know the context?
likeasiringtinsir
Ive seen this post twice, once before I knew it and once after. It is funnier if you dont know the context
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
This is glorious.
TheWhisperingWindsofShit
LordChewie
I always up vote Heisenberg.
Heisenbeer
what about me?
LordChewie
close enough
Heisenbeer
TY, hows your ship mate doing?
LordChewie
Frozen in carbonite for his protection.
redswhinez
i just binge watched BB for the last 3 weeks, and I'm wrecked. So good. So bad. So friggin amazing.
bienmenso
It makes your standards skyrocket! I just watched it for like the 3rd time and I dont know what to watch now! Nothing really compares...
MP3isnotacrime
Where are you at in the story? I've seen the series 4 times all the way through. Fanboy at heart lol.
redswhinez
honey i'm done! The show blew me away, I know I'll revisit it again eventually. 'Bettercallsaul' - you ARE a fanboy!
MP3isnotacrime
Really? I can assure you when you rewatch the series you'll discover many new things you missed the fist time around.
MP3isnotacrime
I Imagine him yelling that to Hank in season 5
sugar3
My name is Asac Schraeder
MP3isnotacrime
"... And you can go f*** yourself."
flowseeker
Bryan cranston looks like magneto in days of future past
Jamiebeag
Heisenbender
edissick
You mean Michael Fassbender is turning into a younger Bryan Cranston
edissick
http://forums-cdn.appleinsider.com/4/4e/4e8b5fa1_NEr2hQuLPUnQvv_1_2.jpeg
ShitSpackledMuppetFart
Brychael Cranbender?
FvcktangularBondulance
Pretty sure the Cranbenders we got last night is what's giving me this hangover, amirite
sideslick
Britishname Cobblepot?
tygerpsimatrix
bishibishi
Brilliant
dopeness24
why i love family guy
[deleted]
[deleted]
01010111011001010110110001100011011011110110110101100101
**this episode is horrible
WearAHelmet
Beautiful!! :')
IamEvilHomer
more like Beautif-Hal....I'll see myself out.
ItsFRONKENsteen
I'm trying, really trying to like Better Call Saul... but the magic hasn't hit yet for me
SmerkBich
Ehhh, it's picking up. also: FRAU BLUCHER...NAAAAYYYYYY
DeciMonster
Sex toilet.
MP3isnotacrime
Keep with it. We're barely in the first season. It'll get butter. Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
bienmenso
It's definitely gonna get butter
IWishIWasBlank
Eh? It hit me, and I was skeptical. I'm expecting a good build, the same way BrBa started slow and each episode was better than the last.
oneillwith2ls
Couldn't agree more. You can't expect the first episodes to be at the level of the best episodes of BrBa. It'll come. I can wait.
MotherOfFlagons
This. I am loving the pace, cinematography, music, and acting. Hugely skeptical at first too.
IWishIWasBlank
Also +1 for "FRONKEN"
redswhinez
is that like Galactica's 'frack' everything?
brookers
Their fight scenes were incredibly realistic. Remember the one in season 4 where they spend like 2 minutes going at it and are exhausted?
GingerTheBeard
yes, i loved that.
MP3isnotacrime
You bugged my car?
CopperWench
Yes! Every time you see a fight scene, you should stop and think about how bumping your head on a cupboard can ruin your entire day.
blitherypoop
Adrenaline in a fight does reduce some of the pain, but...yeah.
GingerTheBeard
yes, i loved that.
sugar3
Can you walk?
brookers
Yes.
sugar3
then get the fuck up and never come back
Mewmus
Fun Factoid about Breaking Bad - Jesse was originally supposed to die in the first season, but fan response kept him alive :)
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
I thought it was the writer's strike cutting off the end of s1 that kept him alive.
redswhinez
and in the end Jess was the one that lived. Such great irony.
MP3isnotacrime
Makes you wonder the many directions the show could have went If they killed him off.
brookers
SPOILER HERE: It's kinda funny, too, because despite coming close to dying so many times, he's the one that survives the series.
MP3isnotacrime
Jesse's been through hell and back, numerous times throughout the series. I think it's safe to say he's completely broken after the finale.
brookers
Ya know, everyone goes on and on about how he earned his happy ending. His 2ND girlfriend was just murdered and he'll be using within days.
MP3isnotacrime
SPOILERS: Not just Andrea. Jane died next to him.. He lived a while thinking he was a major factor in her death... Until Walt admitted (1/?)
MP3isnotacrime
Better Call Saul for hours. Lol. Did you watch BTS tonight?
MP3isnotacrime
He killed her. I couldn't imagine what went through his head when he heard Walt killed Jane. Props. I could talk breaking bad or (2/?)
aceventurainacoolhat
Best thing I've seen all day. And I've been on xhamster
TGWeaver
It'd be even better if it wasn't a repost.
Raddmiral
I've heard xhamster is a pretty cool site. Just sayin'.
Sofriggingawesome
me 2!
kantackistan
...oh my gosh you aren't kidding, that's a website... Who thought of that name?!
iSoulend
Dude...
YourGod
AND ANOTHER 50 WIERD SITES!
Cuntortionist
Twice
Hemagglutinin
I was hoping this was related to hamster dance.com....how wrong I was.
nicefully
good idea.
TheImgurServer
come on bro, videobox is life.
DaDisser
I like that enough people know that site to make you top comment lol
scurve
Lemon-stealing whores!
rboyyy
+1 you dirty dog you
bottoms
PornMD.com. It's your hub to every porn site....ever.
VarrenHunter
.
JdrummerG
i was just there :D
PubMed12927120suckssobad
Had to favorite the post just for this comment, 'cuz of all the good site tips. imgur has a \r\nsfw? who knew.
d0rm13
I read this, then looked it up thinking there would be cute animals.
d0rm13
There weren't cute animals.
aceventurainacoolhat
lol
ac112
I hate hamsters. Evil little creatures.
SYGNOSTiC
Funniest comment I've seen all day
aceventurainacoolhat
Thanks!
fuckyeahimcanadian
Clearly you haven't seen; CLIMAX SHOTS #70: MY BROWN EYE, NOT THE WINKER, THE STINKER yet...
ThouBeardHead
Porn Hub master race
MundaneFacts
R">tubR">e.R">">e.com">R">e">com">R">">e.com">R">e.com">R">tube.com">Redtube.com xvideos.com imgur.com/r/realgirls imgur.com/r/nsfw_gif reddit.com/r/gonewild tumblr with #porn #etc
[deleted]
[deleted]
MundaneFacts
Step 1: create tumbler account. Step 2: search "#porn"
Wraithly
Something something, vagina, something something penis.
samrye
,
Hemorage
.
EnvySTU
.
OhTheDirtyThingsIWouldDoToEmmaWatson
.
aGirlWithoutAname
Cumloude ("">om (">r.com (stole my xvids!) Porndig.com fapdu.com guess you could try lewdclub.com lol
thegreatwhodini
Ooooh saving for later
PainfulTruthBeautifulLie
lol etc.
MundaneFacts
Didn't want to get to graphic, but my favorite so far is #cumshot
52william
I.. I... I dont know what that is..
Jerenemy
It's women who were formerly hamster, hence "X"hamster. If you're a science teacher, share the source with your students.
tekkenchoir
*Runs over to cover your eyes while steering you away, shouting at the top of my lungs LALALALA NOTHING TO SEE HERE, LET'S GET YOU HOME*
mijosm
It's got lots of naked ladies on it. Not many hamsters, though.
DrGrordbort
or xs come to think of it
KFizzle
Seriously people if I wasn't at work right now, i'd drop a mammoth list.
UserSubmariner
Commenting for lols when kfizzle drops meatspin or goatse or something on you chumps.
muchmeerkat
:)
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Dooooo go on :)
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
You should do that when you get back.
AmArschdieRaeuber
How about tblop.com
aceventurainacoolhat
Drop it like you're clumsy!
imnotokaywiththis
Commenting for update. Pls don't let me down.
ChimiFuckinChanga
By all means when you get off either list it or make a post!
SpaceDeath
.
HappyTheWingedCat
What you did there.. I see it. :p
pandapaintcan
Commenting for delivery
wabitgirl
Ooh guuuuuurl. Xhamster's got some good shit that's hard to find other places.
Clitastrophe
Just this morning I was watching hot wax filling a certain orifice. There was one with the nails... The hot peppers... the tacks...
healthinspector
It's like indie porn almost
NormalNorman
...liiiike
wabitgirl
Just look for Asian femdom porn. Xhamster has the best for that shit.
Acornlad
They really do. I like how you can have a lot of favorites.
freeballs
psssst... Bing's video search is really good for finding stuff. You wouldn't think Bing could find anything, but it can
wabitgirl
I don't watch porn on my computer anymore.
manofthewild07
only reason I use bing...
Kevinlee487
I've completely stopped using google on my PC. My phone has it built into the main screen, but Bing is far better for....science...
IFuckedYourSistersAss
Nice try Microsoft ¬¬
azazyel
http://imgur.com/8R6LDY2
acinomb
This gif is glorious, thank you!
TheJonSnowShow
http://imgur.com/8R6LDY2
YouMightGetIdeas
That gif never gets old.
redswhinez
i really need a schtickle of fluoride to go with this.
quietrage
Lol
LadiesAndGentlemenPlease
::makes shooty fingers::
ShitSpackledMuppetFart
O_O I love this
azazyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA
ShitSpackledMuppetFart
You, friend, have made my day.
Smigions
Sauce I need sauce!!!! Please!!
azazyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA
azazyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovqM72em1dA
Bearjamin
Commenting for later
Smigions
Thank you kind stranger.
CompanysOkay
commenting also
Zandress
Coming back for this!
ObviBro
that was amazing.
Kowabungo
THE ENDING HE SAID BITCH YEAAAAHHH
lucasi27
Hell yeah!
DicenTheReindeer
I forget how funny Bryan Crantson is. You know, going from the bumbling dad on Malcom in the Middle to being Heisenberg.
CamelSpotter
He used to voice some of the monsters in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, if I recall correctly.
ArnoldBlinken
I've loved him since he was Tim Watley, DDS on Seinfeld.
Osper
I think he did some anime voice work too, a long time ago.
DicenTheReindeer
That time Tim Whatley converted to Judaism just for the jokes. Oh Heisenberg.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
"I'm convinced that Tim Watley converted to Judaism purely for the jokes!"
ArnoldBlinken
does that offend you as a jewish person?
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
No, it offends me as a comedian!
MotherOfFlagons
"Jerry, I didn't think you'd show."
ArnoldBlinken
wait, was that "Jerry, I didn't think YOU'D show," or "Jerry, I didn't think you'd SHOW?"
ProbablyPooping
This episode was on today!
LarvaLamp
Your an anti-Dentite!
ArnoldBlinken
a raaaabid anti-dentite!