dulcinator

1591 pts ยท October 28, 2011


Banana for scare.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're not my real mom, GLORIA!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm no marine biologist, but I would say it's atrophied from being constricted for so long. Hopefully he has since regained some mobility.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCbpcpjJl4 Watch the whole thing; he seems pretty appreciative.

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSCbpcpjJl4 The gif doesn't include the part where the turtle comes back to say thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Jizanthapus!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, Tomorrow is from Annie.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait is that a real one?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I've ever heard a British person use the word "socks". I assumed they had a better phrase, like "footy bags" or something.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

In that case, the backs of the chairs will have to suffice.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the dreaded niplash.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I especially like the "grease stains" on the brown paper table cloth.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL My childhood pet rodents have at least one thing in common with the founder of Pringles.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's like a pillowcase full of snakes."

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My first thought!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is basically how it goes when I attempt those "marble nails" techniques that look so easy on Pinterest.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Donald Glover crying is the best thing.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would upvote your username if I could. That's a bold statement around these parts, but I whole-heartedly agree.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genuinely curious as to how you'd managed to avoid the expression. I was hoping you were a naive sweetums.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Down to fuck. Has that expression not reached AK yet or are you just a young'n?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

AKA "Probably DTF" pants.

13 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Hey man, you've got to crack a few eggs to make an omelet.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, you beat me to it.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you offer me a Coke with no whiskey, sir? I must politely decline.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dat beard + dat happy trail? Sign me up.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend when the game is on. Kiss his face, nudge his dick, and still nothing.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0