drmodnar

3230 pts ยท April 29, 2014


A natural 20 is getting exactly what you wanted, not a more intense version of what you asked.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dumb friend doesn't understand. Can someone explain for him?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a cart pusher at Target, stop leaving your fucking Starbucks in the carts.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

At Target, we also clean restrooms. They call us "guest attendants". Which is target language for janitor.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Its a forbidden love thing, not a rape thing

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I used to think we lived at the top of the world, when the world was just a subway map. And the 1/9 climbed a dotted line to my place...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But look it up, Hamilton was wearing his glasses"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A special needs kid doesn't want to be in a classroom full of special needs kids....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love this game. Favorite of all time. Thank you CD Projekt Red

9 years ago | Likes 1013 Dislikes 6

It's actually called "Ki"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I get it!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really isn't

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That's kind of the point of Christianity, having a relationship

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heyyyyy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Milk doesn't really help your bones all that much, it was a marketing term to help milk sales.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Central Valley... no one knows we exist

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Woo!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's not your buddy, friend!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because Anna Kendrick

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This. Are we all fucking 10 year olds

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It had Anna kendrick in it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hot as fuck in california... never get days off

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hiii guys!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NO RALPHIE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Crispy socks here! Crispy socks there!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even close baby

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is stupid. But is not common core.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the first one was from the bible

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0