dranago

2666 pts ยท December 13, 2013


Thank you. It took me a couple tries to figure out how to make them.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sniper is also gamer jargon for sniper rifle, so now you can unrustle your Jimmie's

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shield damage adds up. I can spam a shield all day for damage and get the occasional pick off to keep gold elims but it don't mean Jack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A friend had mace on her key chain, sprayed myself to see what it would be like, had to clear the house for about 30 minutes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think that's the fastest I've seen someone take off their own shirt.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the hand is green screened but the carpet is definitely revered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Meaning they could literally bid the same amount as long as she was sure her's cost less than his.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the final showcase they both have their own things to bid on and who ever came closer without going over won. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF no lotion and tissue dispenser. What kind of oversight is that?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

They are lesbians IRL, the web comic is about them.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

2 in 1 head and shoulders.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Even better because mine are.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also do my chest hair and beard. I've gotten lots of compliments of how soft they are.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

No but now I can 3D print and wear your fingerprints next time I commit a crime and it'll be linked back to you.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A meme is a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've always had guns, they just used to be almost solid metal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Every time they release a new update everyone plays gets maxed out and then stops until the next expansion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Says the guy whose obviously never been a male prostitute. Especially someone who is a virgin. Vcards are worth a pretty penny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur.com/NPMBq

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen the reversed. "Man freezes sparrow with ice breath"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@iseenipple

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Had a friend who could do this, we'd go to bars, if we lost money at pool he'd bet he could drink a beer faster for double or nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The devil you know is better than the devil you don't.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's your favorite technique?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally all my friends who are jw graduated college. They would prefer you be a missionary but they aren't some cult that demands ignoranc

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*breaks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother is 4 years older, he used to punch me awake every morning. I'm a light sleeper to this day.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Expensive fines for both the managers on duty and the restaurant owners.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man meat, man cave, men's room, men's club, man bat, manpower, man juice, man's man, and I'm out of brainstorming power.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3