doccynical

20272 pts ยท June 6, 2014


Thankfully, all the managers are in the position they are because they only have 1/4 brain.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Are you driving a BMW? Now you know why they never signal.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One "average" USA American citizen. You can blame Calories Georg, who at 200,000 calories a day, should not have been counted.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

AI fucking sucks at the stock market though. Maybe being able to insider trade will help fix that.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you have to buy them from kinky people and let me tell you; the kink tax is very real.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those 2 bar linkages...

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"keep it fresh" *posts 6 year old video*

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Tens of dollars of Amazon fascist cosplay plate holder. TENS!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, I could have looked it up on our company account. Their shit is expensive but it's (usually) worth it. Some of their goos, like firestop, are a little excessive.

My boss scored a wet coring drill with the vac system for a song at an auction and it was like 7k on the website when I got curious.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's not be hyperbolic here, that's just the hose price.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good news, Ahhhhhhhhhh is free!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing 6 months before one of them dies of being old as fuck followed by the other 3 weeks later. Guess the kids will enjoy the dragon hoard level of wealth.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gory gory what a helluva way to die.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man door hand hook fish mouth!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sterling Archer from the other room, "look at his tufted ears!"

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do not use the tools of the fascist (AI).

5 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

We already have a common enemy on earth, just no one wants to admit it's the rich.

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nevermind reminders to feed the troops, Sun Tzu couldn't fix this level of stupid. Not feeding the population is especially stupid with a population as armed as the US.

5 months ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 6

Probably some idiot local contractors that think they will get paid because they haven't ever worked with Trump before.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's gonna charge way more than a dollar and a half to see the ballroom.

5 months ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

It's true, there is a lawsuit. It's anything going to happen? Fuck no. Meidas seems to think the legal system isn't burning to the ground with the supreme Court ruling from the shadow docket on whatever Trump and billionaires want.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the Bible has justifications for every one of those. I'm sure Jesus never said any of them. Y'know, the guy you named a religion after?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's cause it's fake news. If it ain't on Fox news, it's fake. Stop spreading lies.

/s

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

First flew 1976, so... No.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you show up to an s&m club dressed like the m&s chap everyone knows you're into the real freaky shit.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Come on SK, "who?" Is the far more damaging insult.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They worship Jesus, they don't actually like what he said.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's probably AI. Just think of how easy it will be to memory hole shit when a machine does it.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1