djbones92

3095 pts ยท January 16, 2014


I'm not nearly as clever, funny, good-looking, or smart as I think I am.

I got a meal card "not to exceed 6 dollars".

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I must feed my will to feel this moment

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Here's a rectal exam.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3:22 PM PST

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rochester!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Come to Minnesota.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean what company.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who do you do travel nursing with? My girlfriend and I are interested in doing it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's different. I wouldn't call it easier.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw it live!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where in MN? I'm in Rochester.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you're great. I know it's hard but a little confidence goes a long way with us guys.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a straight male, I personally love this body type.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Groupon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the little guy who always fights people?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They suck.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck, I'm gonna be 25 soon. And I'm already getting fat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imp of the Perverse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome! Me too!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This hits home. As today I stayed two hours late to help the oncoming shift not get totally shit on. Which I'm sure they did anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK YOU

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I too am single.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seth Green was 25 (how old I am now) when "The Spy Who Shagged Me" came out. He's over 40 now. Wtf.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude. The struggle is real. Most days at work I limp around like a drunk after my several times daily "shit".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Minnesota! Yeah!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friends mom texted him "my backpack is full. Can you help me with this tonight?" (We're 25)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the perfect way to describe how I felt about this film.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Branching out to "Friends....but in a hospital". No, but I really do love scrubs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0