946 pts ยท October 13, 2012
He forgot to add naked housekeeper....
Battery powered toys too!
The tampon you only need once.
It would have been temporary.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
And harrambe
Have you named them all?
heineken
I first read that as pulling out... Lol
Oh man.... Those rips....
Let me rephrase..... Why does the rest of the world let China keep fucking their assholes?
And gattling guns
Welp, the lure of Netflix money will surely do that.....
Birb ain't making it to KFC my dood.
No.
Was there a hold mai beer moment? Or crap I need new pants moment?
You fucker.... You glorious fucker......
Same
This......
Someone somewhere accepted this challenge
Woah woah woah... Ohio is a lovely quaint state...... Lol....
Have we found a Michigander?
IO!
Night night motherf*cker! Lol... I chuckled so loud.
It'll weigh heavy on her
.
Lovense toys?. You should check out the domi 2. Basically Hitachi on steroids
Allegedly
He forgot to add naked housekeeper....
Battery powered toys too!
The tampon you only need once.
It would have been temporary.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
And harrambe
Have you named them all?
heineken
I first read that as pulling out... Lol
Oh man.... Those rips....
Let me rephrase..... Why does the rest of the world let China keep fucking their assholes?
And gattling guns
Welp, the lure of Netflix money will surely do that.....
Birb ain't making it to KFC my dood.
No.
Was there a hold mai beer moment? Or crap I need new pants moment?
You fucker.... You glorious fucker......
Same
This......
Someone somewhere accepted this challenge
Woah woah woah... Ohio is a lovely quaint state...... Lol....
Have we found a Michigander?
IO!
Night night motherf*cker! Lol... I chuckled so loud.
It'll weigh heavy on her
.
Lovense toys?. You should check out the domi 2. Basically Hitachi on steroids
Allegedly