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Jan 23, 2020 5:06 PM
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eppykaze
Orgy at OP's house
ShoopDeDoop
Damn, your kids are spoiled.
Funwithpuns350
Is op one of them incels everyone keeps talking about?
sloelygoes
What's a female incel, a cat lady?
MostlyDinosaurs
Moms got so many different wii motes
Onlyhereforthelaughs
And grippy sleeves so it doesn't slip out of your hands. So smart! /s
DoinkTurkeysDone
Why so many microphones though
HibernativeNaptosis
Yay for all of it being silicone and/or body safe!
GrotesqueGovernmentGoon
AnotherMeetingWithHR
AJediInTraining
DJ sit and spin is at it again
ImgurTechStaphInfection
You know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble.
Thatisnotmybaby69
trehil
Lovense v1? Weak. Get you the v2.
HighlandPotatoe
I recognise tokidoki in that middle drawer.
iamfarha
Seems like you’re trying to fill a void.
Loribob
Aren't we all..
sloelygoes
One or two
SkyeMia
I bought my first toy yesterday. I am proud of myself.
Azurestar
Eyyyyy! Congrats, hope you have fun. Remember to keep it clean
SkyeMia
Still not have my chance to used it yet since my Dad is always home
AHornyRhino87
I love how it's organized. Clitoral stimulation on top, insertion on the bottom.
RobSquareBalls
Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪs ?
MrSaturday
They like to have fun?
sloelygoes
It's electric on the top, manual on the bottom, but I guess it averages out to that! Very impressed you noticed!
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
I read "manual" and all I can think is one of those cars from 1915 starting up
AnotherMeetingWithHR
ThePocho361
jobbybob
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
DudeWithTwoCats
Not enough restraints.
sloelygoes
They're in the other drawers
dethraivn
DudeWithTwoCats
@sloelygoes we're waiting!
DudeWithTwoCats
TheWiseAndMysteriousSloth
You go, OP! Can I ask a question- any particular product you use to clean them after use? Looking for recommendations.
sloelygoes
I currently use some cheap 50 Shades branded stuff that was on offer, I usually just get the best rated cleaner under £10 :)
RoovyRoo
No hot wheels? 2/10
Chpgmr
Those drawers dont even hide them, very bold.
Azurestar
What's there to hide? Besides those are bedroom drawers, what else are you going to keep in them
sloelygoes
Well yeah, it's my sex dungeon* (*spare room)
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Now that sounds like a fun dungeon.
jenw
A fungeon, some would say?
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Ha yes! Exactly
bloodydingo
sloelygoes
Cheers Patrick
bloodydingo
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.
CaptainRajah
I can smell this picture
sloelygoes
Weird flex but ok
ZaphodBbx
OP: Likes to stay in touch with her inner-self...
BobaFettApproves
I'm in touch with my inner jelly donut
djhash
Or his.
ZaphodBbx
Always a possibility...and there's nothing wrong with that.
TheDarkNerd
Seeing a couple of toys that don't look anal-safe. Maybe not the best idea.
sloelygoes
Guilty
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
How much money did you spend on them?
Turtlegir
The pick clit sucker toy is a fav of mine. I have the same one. Lelo brand is great
ClearCrayon
I'm curious as to why post this?
mamamandaa
sloelygoes
I wanted a shareable link of the picture and forgot this wasn't photobucket
ClearCrayon
This, makes me more curious, but I'm scared to ask
ArchangelTitus
To share the public it literally says you can just grab a link instead https://imgur.com/jOdSrRn
DubhIainn
Got quite enough there? xD No bad dragons though? ^^
sloelygoes
Only some teeny weenies, shipping and customs charges to the UK put BD slightly out of my price range :(
Azurestar
Omfg i know right? Trying to buy toys for my kitten is a bloody nightmare sometimes
ChickenChickenBurningBright
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
Drawn Together was the fucking best.
AdamGenesis
What's the dolphin for?
ChickenChickenBurningBright
Rocking the man in the boat
AdamGenesis
Don't rock the boat. Don't rock the boat, baby. Rock the boat. Don't tip the boat over.
t3d4life42
Reddit checks out
Watchkeeper
No Bad Dragon? Just get Doxy Fanny Hammer 2000., 0 to splosh in under 3mins.
HighlandPotatoe
They're stupidly expensive to import into the UK. And yes the tokidoki one works just like a Hitachi wand and comes with a unicorn head.
sloelygoes
Import fees put Bad Dragon out of my price range sadly
lronMaiden
Expensive to begin with and shipping + taxes add 50% to the total. That's how it was with PC parts at least.
DrEpicFrag
Search for "The Cock Compendium" on r/BadDragon, they have a master list of makers everywhere. May be people trying to sell in your country.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
How do you like that clit stim pod you have? Considering getting one
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
I have a similar with seven different programs. It’s the best thing ever. It uses air vibrations and normal vibration. Outstanding
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Ooh, sounds good. Do you remember who makes it?
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Don’t know which country you live but it’s callled the womaniser here in Sweden https://www.sinful.se/womanizer-classic-klitorisstimulator
sloelygoes
The Lelo Sona? It's amazing and incredibly intense but not for the faint of clit. If you're a bit sensitive I'd maybe try something else
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Absolutely love the phrase "faint of clit" haha. Thanks! Will look around, would like one with more settings for sure
RedRingOfObviousness
The biggest mistake Lelo made was not offering a setting low and slow enough. Damn things like a leech when it latches on though.
sloelygoes
Leech is exactly it! I mostly use it slightly off of my clit because otherwise I can't feel anything for three days
TyrannasaurusRekt
Was this meant to be private so you could post it to some other subreddit @op
sloelygoes
Yep that's it exactly. Oh well
TyrannasaurusRekt
Lol, just happy little accidents
NJCabinetGuy
No leather ?
sloelygoes
They make leather toys?!
dk1701
Wanna get one of the remote controlled ones to play with my wife when I'm not at home. Recommendations?
TheMouseOfMadness
you're basically looking at stuff by Lovense if you're wanting to use it that long of a distance
dk1701
Thanks! I'll take a look.
ValiantGideon
The level of trash and ignorance this conveys is beyond comprehension.
dk1701
lol Okay pal.
ValiantGideon
Sure, because normal people post to random strangers on the internet seeking suggestions on battery powered didlos.
ValiantGideon
Perhaps if you learned how to use your dick properly you wouldn't need outside assistance to please your wife.
dk1701
lol My dick does fine. I'm not always home. We both work full time, but not always on the same schedules. So forgive me if I disregard your
dk1701
I'm sorry you feel so insecure with sexuality that you have to spend time insulting people online. Just because you can't talk about it,
ValiantGideon
Its not a matter of insecurity - its a matter of couth and decency you incredibly dull dumbass
dk1701
don't expect the rest of us not to enjoy ourselves.
innagaddavidababy
You might enjoy sex with a human.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I sure would, but who has the time for that drama?
sloelygoes
Yeah but why risk it
Daemoneyes
I mean what are the chances that we are both serial killers?
Kyen155
Then your both fucked!
innagaddavidababy
I find that’s it’s much more fun than doing it alone. I think most people do.
615PileDriver
As a gal that very much enjoys both, when it’s just me it’s guaranteed that I orgasm every time as opposed to almost never with someone else
StunkChunkman
try holding it in a couple days before that 3rd date
615PileDriver
I’ll try and remember that for the day someone actually wants to date
morbidconcerto
Sounds like you need a better "someone else"! You deserve a partner who listens to and fulfills your needs. Don't settle until you do!
615PileDriver
Oh trust me I know. There have been MANY attempts to find a partner like that. At this point I’m not even looking bc I got so sick of it