diggertydigdig

203 pts ยท April 16, 2016


More lurker than anything else. Ex-teacher and now a writer (not hugely successful, but enjoying life more). More of an old fart than anything else. And that's pretty much it. Why are you reading this anyway?

Been there and got the t-shirt, literally.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then birdsong. The juxtaposition is what hit me the most

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Really? You want to make a stupid law about this? How about a law preventing people from making stupid laws instead?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also: A one and a two and twirly twirly twirly and a three and a four and you look just like a girly

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The rock... the hard place

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a really bad case of eczema

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what did ensue? Shouting? That was it?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Thank God the ear popped back up!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And a huge vote for Anne Bishop's The Others series

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was rather hoping for the ejector seat at the end, just as a finale.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No fireworks here in AZ... Too damn dry

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweaty, sweaty feet. An instant river flowing from my souls and drenching the carpet. I am awash in fearful sweat....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the words of the wizard, 'Some well-nifty shit'.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A mummy is kind of dry so add some water and we should be good to go. Yes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just get a damn hammock!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does it have to be so awkward to catch a damn ball? Twisting your arm like that is plain stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you should get a hobby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Those staircases have plenty of space for a leisurely ascend or descend. Nice!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably collects sewage

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 #6 #11#15# and #31 please.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People! What a bunch of bastards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't encouraged or rewarded. Until children are encouraged to question instead of regurgitating nothing is going to change. (Ex teacher)2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He's right about the social order part but wrong about the stupid part. Public education exists to make the population malleable. Thinking 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Can you see anything there you could use to make a lathe?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make it twice the size and sell it as a firework... then stand back and wait for stupid videos!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edith Head gives good wardrobe

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what we used to call 'pirates' when I was in school. All the equipment out and you had stay off the floor while someone chased you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And he was never seen again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many ways of efficiently killing each other. Depressing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3