difinitus

176 pts · August 13, 2013


@OP this is not your fault. Please don’t blame yourself for what happened. Speak to someone, anyone so you’re not alone!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#meta

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s because you’re playing the f2p shit with huge marketing budgets. There is really great mobile games out there.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You have a beautiful family.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This makes me want to play Age of Empires for some reason.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh okay Rosanne.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

Worked at a gay bar in college as a shot boy. A regular paid $20 per test tube shot that normally costs $2. Helped me get through college.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Phuket is a tourist trap where everything is more expensive because it’s mainly tourists.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Search for Star Citizen. Take your pick of like 90 ships they have.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to go fishing with you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it? Did I do it right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brain = Gene Heart = Louise Lungs = Tina

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do you need a son? I went to Harvard.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I PM'd you my address.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go for balls, not the fucking shaft

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Annnnnnd I just found my new lockscreen wallpaper

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Genetic engineering allows them to grow quicker.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Y'all*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay love-triangle.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

They have different standards because they are physically different than men, not because society deems them to be less superior.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this for the creator of Flappy Bird?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG THANK YOU.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to high school with her and she was constantly surrounded by friends to stand up against bullies. She was extremely nice.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Calling it fake. Caption wouldn't ever play outside the actual video.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raise ther allowance for not using Comic Sans. They're going places.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trying to be as benevolent as John Paul, and maybe get sainthood

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We at least it wasn't your father and just a mold!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I figured bears prefer fresh fish over frozen ones.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0