dfhowes

31831 pts Β· April 4, 2016


Outside of family, I have two passions in life. Drag racing my motorcycle and vocalist Morgan James. Not necessary in that order.

I'll just leave this here as an inspiration.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read Calvin and Hobbes to my son when he was a child. It really influenced him in that all the way up through high school, it was difficult to get a picture of him without making a face. His chorus teacher chewed on him for doing it. The church pastor was peeved because he cheesed it on his group picture for church. Love Calvin and Hobbes and love my son!!!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

South Dakota is sparsely populated, just over 800,000. There's a lot of lonely farmers/ranchers out here. And by "lonely " I mean horny.

Oh, and they're racists.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asking the important question!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"But she's so purdy!" - most of the rural (male) voters in South Dakota. Source: I live in South Dakota.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Should have replied, "All of your male friends 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 π’šπ’π’–π’“ π’‡π’†π’Žπ’‚π’π’† π’‡π’“π’Šπ’†π’π’…π’” . . . "

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 I'm a simple man. I like dark thigh highs with a lacey dark band at the top. And thank goodness there are several great examples here. But those at #3 take it to another level! WOW!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The "Justice Department" needs a name change because they're not the least bit interested in justice.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Feeling threatened?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So much!!!

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And they'll have to take their masks off to eat.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gifs that are too short.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was the back side of the sign at No Kings Day in Sioux Falls, SD. The other side read, "Kristi Noem has never had an orgasm."

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Impossible to tell without seeing the entire width of the field.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Looks like his cousin was here in Sioux Falls, SD!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 Seriously though, my wife and I are into S&M. She sleeps, I masturbate.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Quantities limited to in stock only.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Killing a puppy, a goat and three horses wasn't enough for her. She wants to move on to bigger game! THAT'S why she took this job.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Look on the bright side. Maybe they'll let you work the multi-generational farm you used to own. For less money than you used to make, of course.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, anything. Anything at all as an excuse.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not so sure farmers will get a bailout this time around. Felon³⁴ can't be re-elected so he's trying to prevent the next election. So either way, he doesn't need the rural voters anymore. He'll do what he always does - toss them away like a used rubber from a recently graped adolescent girl.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Old bald-headed guy here and I found this pretty interesting.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#39 I owned one for a few years, bought three about 2 years ago (https://https://www.bostonscally.com/ if anyone's interested. Outstanding quality) and my daughter gave me one for Xmas from the same site. I wish I'd started wearing them sooner and I will continue to wear them from now on. It's the only thing I get complimented on anymore. I'm in my late 60's.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0