derpcommander

555 pts ยท December 14, 2014


I once kissed a lady on the cooter and she liked it

Sorry, haven't logged in for a month, hope you enjoy :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not legal to pet a koala in several states :( I had a friend come over, she missed out because I didnt know till we went to a sanctuary

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I've never heard that term before. Gastro is the worst tho, great for weight loss.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake chat log and lame spoiler, man you dicks love your internet points huh? I'm confiscating one.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is norovirus, is this a common thing?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs an intro / guns / etc - for their buddy cop show.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So she got you the best one eh?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating asian food with a knife / fork is gross. Once you go sticks, you don't go back.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Regressive left....... seriously, as someone who was hard left for over 35 years, the biggest thing sending people right, is the hard left

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a fucking loser, jesus christ. Why does one side feel compelled to silence the other? Debate on even terms if you're the 'good guys'

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hermantrout

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why on EARTH would I want a girl to take off her lingerie? Best sex is with it still on! god damn so many porn movies are clueless.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a weird American thing. I'd never heard it until the internet. Any other Aussies I tell about it either laugh at me or say "fuck off?"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just like to lay my head on their thigh, stroke their belly and let them rest. About 2 minutes. Then savage them again >:P

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Fucking LOL haha

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop posting this cool GIF, I used all my skills but I couldn't track down the damn first episode (00) - the actual original short :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Matrix is 20 years old in 3 years. WHAT. THE. FUCK

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Countach and no 288 GTO (the only truly beautiful Ferrari ever made in this Lamborghini guys opinion) what r u doing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :( it was one of the best licks I've ever seen.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just enjoy looking up and playing up, and having a connection while doing it, makes it more exciting, shrug :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Giving oral! :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You enjoy a guy doing it tho right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Messaged :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( sometimes we like to perform too, oh well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok maybe it's a combo of both, somehow, I'll show you :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh lol ok damn, I do kinda lo a bit like that in the video at the start, darn :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know we can still kinda dominate you from down there if we're good enough and do it right :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about when we look up, when we're returning the favor? :P

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks :) I think so, it's much more real and intimate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What RW sketch? I realised I had it wrong, I've been talking about a guy going down on a girl.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0