ddswnz

342 pts ยท November 24, 2013


I exist apparently... Yay!

Midshift as a bartender at a small city casino. The amount of people who bought their dates/wives/prostitutes here saddens me immensely

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I'm not entirely sure what to do with this information

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Allgood mate!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whoops! I can't Imgur properly in the slightest. thought IRL Cakeday = Birthday

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Portobello Mushies are my favourite things on the BBQ

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Pacino was about to break out into a Haka to scare away the Paparazzi

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Claudelands (in about 2 weeks)

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Exams suck

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I'd do it for $100 right now, $10,000 gets you naked jumping jacks in the main intersection

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It took me longer than it should've to figure out if that was a dog or a cat

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is my favourite movie of all time. +1!

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Do you have a donation page? At the very least if I get a key I'd like to donate something!

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I vote Amy Adams for next person to complain about that she doesn't have an Oscar. Same age and number of Oscar nominations as Leo!

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I'm sure I speak for the rest of NZ when I too say: Bloody Auckland

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I SOUND LIKE A SHIP REACTING TO A TRUCK HORN. AND WANTED TO FUCK IT

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I played Tuba, every time the conductor wanted "LOUDER" from the Orchestra, she'd look over in fear

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I'm currently a chubby unit but I can provide pics for height and general bulkiness?

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As a blonde massive dude who has the last name Armstrong: I need to get in shape and cosplay this guy

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Richard O'Brien lives just outside my city, he's honestly the most down to earth celeb I've met. Still loves Rocky Horror too

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It wasn't this game that made me think that, it was Half Life 2

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For a second I thought it said "Nick Cave" and realised both would work

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I've been dealing with that sort of shit for a few months and it came to a head on Monday. Always have to keep on the mask...

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This is the first show since Futurama to make me cry. That final scene of the hive mind episode hit me way too close to home

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You can find it on some streaming sites, it's my favourite of the 4 Fantastic 4 movies but it's still bad. Get drunk to it and laugh

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I really want one of these because they look adorable but they're massive pests in my country (NZ)

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I had this happen at my work, I spiked a piece of fudge with some Carolina Reaper. Needless to say I heard the thief before seeing him...

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/NZTerritorialAuthorities.png As someone from the heart of Waikato: Bullshit

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