dctoe

376 pts Β· August 20, 2015


If only the joke wasn't going to rekindle mass disease and kill plenty of members of future generations. The bell quacks for him.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not that, but something similar.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

My God yes! (He said on day 8)!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let it go doll. Aw Geez.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whatever it is; get over it.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Flying a flag of my own house?! Perfect!

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walks into a bar... Everyone's over 21. Nothing to see here.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I step away for a few months and this happens?! "sigh"

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get rid of those training heels and we'll be impressed.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL! Caught! 😊

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. But I gotta be honest and really be floored. Taco Bell? REALLY?! If I didn't think I would be needed at some point; I would just die right here.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man! Ya'll do it up in Boston! Thanks for showing up! πŸ’―πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Excellent job Dakota!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's one singin brotha! Look out Luther Vandross.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a cat has you, "WHAT'S HE DOING UP THERE" is part of your daily vocabulary. The answer is that Bubby is up there waiting for me to walk by so he can SLAP me in the head. That's what he's doing up there. Yeah... your cat secret is out Bubby and others! Keep slapping me!

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Salt in the shower? You gotta get your spice together!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey uh... I know you want me to stop smoking but you don't to take my...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh. Oh Fox! They don't even surprise me anymore.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ok, I'll get out of the way if you promise to tell Santa not to beat me up this year.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Common problem. See... we can agree on all kinds of stuff!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I take her shoe; I'll have to tell her about my membership at WikiFeet. Could be awkward.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OK... so I'll be high while I'm... them. Just kidding.

I will be wide awake (woke?) and not missing.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the only thing I take issue with. But I'm just going to go ahead and take that Sauerkraut... (slides hand across table).

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one will. When China steps in to trade with everyone else; we will feel the pain of living isolated.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some of the damage may not see recovery in this lifetime. Things being destroyed that have taken decades to put together. I'm getting older and really feel for the people that will have to clean all of this up. I doubt I will life to see it.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Truly the false flag operation no one ever talks about. I bet they told that kid that they weren't going to kill him as he was somehow "sneaking" past all that security.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Yeah... I can see that.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0